Kuglepølen

Welcome to... KUGLEP0LEN by STATIC BYTES in 1992... Estrups first production as a graphic artist, as Joachims goodbye-production, introducing him as a coder. NB!!! This is NOT a joke, the graphics are done by Estrup, and the coding is done by Joachim...   This is just an introductory text, so select another one right away. Enjoy this production... And, by the way: Try to find the hidden part. It is VERY well hidden!!!   Text restarts...

BANG... It's CUTCREATOR on the keys... WHY?....well - because you chose my tekst thats why. I am the composer of the music on this disk (which is a fact that I hope for your sake that you have realised by now), and I will in the following KB's of tekst tell you (my dear reader) about myself.  I am a male composer devoted to soundwaves of all kinds. I believe in music being filled with a magical substance that cannot be explained in words, but has to be experienced... Music has in all times been used as a ceremonial tool. It can make people go into a trance or make them feel certain feelings that no other thing, not even drugs, can make them feel. I believe in music being a tool made by Man to serve Man in anyway he/she would like, and therefore that no music is neither good nor bad. Only the intensions are good/bad. . . This disk contains, as you might have noticed, many different music styles, varieing from Classic to Heavymetal, and I hope that it will be an inspiration to all that hears it. . Another hope I have is that the hostile attitude towars techno will dispear. (Personally I like to dance to techno more than actually listening to it.) The reason for my anti anti-TECHNO "thing" is that it creates a lot of bad moods at PARTIES (Am I serious or...). Since there are so many talented musicians in the scene, it would be "imposible" to get to know all of them. Here's a my oppinion about a few of those I do not know (Do NOT take this personal): Bruno - I like your sound and your humor.   Nuke - Nice heimdalemusic. Legalize it is also cool but some of the tunes are a bit too "short".   Mantronix - I like your ballads, nice melodies. (I would like to hear you do a "wild-style" of music...) (don't listen to him, keep on with the ballads!!! -Estrup)   Audiomonster - I like your Protracker usage. Cool sound. Your samples are a bit bad sometimes though.   Jesper kyd - Why have you stopped making music like that on "Sound of silents". Cool techno anyway.   4Mat - I am glad you are back. I love your work...   Let's take a break from this "serious-talk-storm." Let's have some personal greets:  Estrup/static bytes - Thank you for coding this piece. Held og lykke med DEMOEN?   Playboy/STB - Hmmm sjov artikkel i DNC, jeg haaber du faar succes.   Buck/STB - Jones har naked eyes..???? Jeg be'r for din harddisk. Lad os tage patent paa dit PINBALL keyboard (Pinboard).   Quackbuster/STB - Du spiller for meget badminton. Du maa arbejde haardere for at beholde jobbet som news editor.   Marvel/STB - Thank you for drawing the pix. in this P....   Jones/STB - jeg kvaeler dig hvis du ikke vil kode for os mere.   Sauron/STB - I hope you like this music aswell as my gamemusic.   STB nord - Tak for en "SJOV" fest. Think with your heads.   Dice/Kefrens - Min aerkerival... Do your music or you wont have your dessert. I hope you like this disk.   Hawkeye/Kefrens - Du var vild..???? (Hvornaar?). Jeg kommer og besoeger dig til sommer.   Airwalk/Kefrens - Hvorfor var du saa roed I hovedet efter moedet med det unge par?   Slide/Parasite - Pludselig faar du en disk med samples fra mig... (tror jeg nok).   Hithansen/Funkey Buddas - Jeg elsker dit 911 "outfit". Du laver fandme god musik (BOB BOB).   Andre Meyer - I hope that we can learn from eachother. How do you like the disk. AND at last for all my other friends: Beans are good for your health... Have fun, take care of yourselves and be blessed.    (scroll restarts)

Yes, hello everybody! This is Joachim here. Hmmm you thought it was Marvel? Yes it actually is, but I have changed my handle into my real name. The reason why I change it is because there are other graphicians that also have decided to call themselves Marvel, and I hate when more than one man call himselves the handle. But I also change my handle because I think I have released sooo much ugly graphics under the name Marvel. But later graphics from me will be under my real name "Joachim" and hopefully better than everything I have released under the "Marvel"-handle. Now, maybe I should entertain you with something more interessting reading-stuff? No, that would be too fun, I guess I would have some greets instead. Ok, here we go... Elmer of Dreamdealers: You are now in a really cool crew, just were you deserve to be. It was really nice to meet you in Aars and also the othe cool french guys you presented me to. See you soon!  Tmb Designs of Spaceballs: Ja, det var hyggelig aa m0te deg igjen. Gleder meg til neste gang!  Jan Rasmussen: Hej din "Future super coder", jeg liker virkelig dine brev og alt. Vi ses!   Dreamer of PMC: Naa hvor blir det av deg gutt? Fikk du ikke min siste sending, eller har du bare tatt en veldig lang pause? Jeg haaper jeg h0rer fra deg snart!!! Piotr: Hmmm 4000? Din snik!.. Lonestarr of Spaceballs: The guy after New kids on the block! Hmmm, state of the art er super duper. Den eneste dugende techno-demoen. Ordentlig nusselig aa m0te deg i Aars!!   Vegas: Where are you?... Elektron of Reflex Hello! I must say that I really like your letter and your great graphics. I'm looking forward for your next letter!!    Morty: Hmmmm, jeg faar virkelig unnskylde at jeg ikke har skrevet til deg enda! Det var virkelig koselig med det jule-kortet. Jeg satt virkelig pris paa det.. Vi prates!   Cypher of EOC1999: So, I'm really sorry I haven't written to you yet, It looks like I'm as lazy as you. Well, who cares, as long as you are my mate. Look in your mailbox every day and you'll soon spot a letter from me!    Elwood of Paragon: Hmmm, naa har jeg jommen vaert treig. Men grunnen er at jeg har mistet adressen din. Jeg haaper du kan skrive til meg igjen, saa jeg kan faa adressen din igjen!   Deicide of TRSI: Hello Stefan, my real mate! I really love your letters a lot. I'm looking forward to meet you again!   Coke og Tommy: Naa aassen gar det? Herlig coding og flott grafikk. Prates!   Lobo of Stellar: Hello mate! Great letters and gfx. I'm sorry that I've been so lazy!   Mop of Alcatraz: Hello mate! Too bad you couldn't come to the party 2, it would have been really nice to meet you. Ok, I hope too meet you later! See you !   Ben and Crm of Absolute: You are two really great mates. Absolute is a really talented group!   Tin of Brainstorm: Hey mate! Nice letters and great graphics , not to forget your phonecalls. See you!   Facet of Anarchy: Yet another time I have to tell one of my contacts that he have some great graphics. You also are a great musician (eh?), almost! Have fun till my next letter.   Rhah of Dreamdealers: Hey mate, now I will try to make some french word to you.I'm not good in french, so I will only write it to one person. And I think it's wizer of me to write it to you than Elmer, if you understand me. Your English and Elmers English... Bonjour, ta graphice est tres joli! Creme de la creme! (Even I understood THAT one! -ed) Alors, nous parlons mon ami. Au revoir ! (is it right spelled now Elmer?) Well, that wasn't much french, but I guess that is all I've learned in one and a half year with french at school.   Lloyd: Takk for brevet. Jeg haaper du overlever min treghet. Vi prates!   The Shadow of Dual Crew: I'm so sorry for my mistake, but I hope you can fogive me and maybe write me a letter anyway.   Supra of Equinox: Thanx for you nice letter and the really nice graphics. You'll here from me soon if you haven't got my letter before this music-disk. Or, maybe this music-disk will be presented in the pack I'll send you. Who knows?   Jason of Crusaders: Du er bare helt best altsaa. Jeg digger den. Ok, Vi drepes!   Anders Hamre: Hei Copernicus(he-he). Jeg tenkte jeg kunne gi deg en hilsen ogsaa, siden du har en saa forduftende herlig musikk og er en saapass knall-kar eller skal jeg si kjerne-kar. Vi er bare n0dt till aa ta en tur till Danmark i sommer naar det kanskje er litt varmere.   Jack: Blaep odsjrgspoijfdspihj. og ogsaa til Kjell Morten!!!   Well, I guess this is the end of my greets (phew!) SO, now I'm too tired to bother you with any more text. So, see you all soon in another production from Static Bytes!!!...

Jamen hov... It's ESTRUP, who finally got a chance to say my real opinion about this piece of crap: IT SUCKS!!! Nope, it's perhaps the most varied music-disk ever released... there's something for everyone, including heavy-, classic- and ballad-lovers (YEAH!)   Now it's time for some Malibu's to some people around in no special order: Mount-PST: By the time you read this, humphy is hopefully finished, and equally hopefully (!) we all love it...   The Spy-CRIONICS: You still drink like a pig...   Djengis Khan-Talent: Enjoyed the X-Mas on the island? Nu gider jeg snart ikke DMS'e flere filer til dig!!   Mel O'Dee-Shining: You are the master of chip-tunes, keep it up... Nice meeting you in Aars   Revolution-Analog: Please don't be a traitor by getting that Atari Falcon :-)   Dr Psion-Zenith: When you read this, we have hopefully met at the party 2... (news break: we have!)   Vention-Kefrens: I hope GD 3 is compatible with A2000!!!   Wolfman-Balance: Scene-editor... Magbox ruller forevigt!   Macno-???: Nice meeting you. That Sabatini-lookalike of yours was really good-looking :-)   Wreko-Balance: Smid bare William ud, hvis han ikke snart koeber sig en harddisk!!!   Sauron-STB: A4000? Bastard... I'm coming to get it!   TMB Designs-Spaceballs: Congratulations! I'm looking forward to see "State of the Art 2". Hopefully A2000 compatible!   Fashion Design-Pleasure: Great meeting you in Aars, and thanksagain for your great support for the Eurochart. Keep it up!   No more time for writing, I've got a Eurochart to finish as well... See you!

schwing! if it isn't... -quackbuster- (or quack among friends) (which means practically everybody calls me -quackbuster- ...)  anyway, this scroll is mine, all mine! you are now watching a musicdisk which should have been released at the hurrilame party this summer. Time has passed, the idea and concept has changed and finally the title and music is new, too.   well... who cares? delays are the trademark of most groups these days anyway.   if you fancy a real scare then you should try and find the hidden part in this selector! just don't say i didn't warn you!   question of the day 1 - what makes equinox think that they will be able to enter their own chart when they aren't even on the eurochart?? beats me!   question of the day 2 - why is it that the newly elected head of state in dk, poul nyrup rasmussen, defines the true meaning of the word 'lame'??? the way he acts really makes me want to hurl! paa baalet med ham!!!! (this would be the appropriate place for an 'anti-bølge'...) (right! all socialists should try a little trip to siberia, in order to live their little heaven by themselves!!! -ed)   mmmmmhhh... just listening to chris huelsbeck's 'shades' cd! his midi-versions of turrican and his other amiga classics are really, really fabulous! (right sauron?)   time for a little bit of bragging... i am sitting here sunday 24. and i have in fact just returned home from danish the 'landsmesterskaber' in badminton. and guess what? i won!!! from this point and on, you are all allowed to address me as sir, hehe! (unfortunately these championsships aren't quite as cool as the national champoinsship but i'm quite happy anyway...) barf! (and 'unfortunately', championship is spelled with only one 's'!!! -ed) well... let me throw some -personal greets- to end my part of the scroll:   i want to thank you all for being fun company and generally nice! (no contact greets here, i'm afraid...) estrup, sauron, cutcreator, hannibal, mount, easley, xience, lunatic, slammer, buck, mega, castor, jones, hithansen, toastmaster, gargoyle, paranoid, marvel, playboy, airwalk, vention, hawkeye, teislev and bored.   there are probably more than these but i don't have a superb memory this late at night!   text wraps! you are now no longer reading my scroll live, but i hope you'll enjoy the rerun just as much...

Once upon a time in a town on the Danish mainland (or to more exact the weekend between the 24th and the 26th of July 1992 in Horsens, Denmark) a bunch of mad men got together and that resulted in GALEMANDS GILDE '92.   On that party there was a kuglepøl (Eng:Pool of Balls). That kuglepøl inspired alot of funny activities such as Kuglepølskugle Krig (Eng:Balls-from-Pool-of-Balls War), Kuglepølskugle Kastnings Konkurrence (Eng:Balls-from-Pool-of-Balls Throwing Competition), and last but certainly not least... Kuglepølskugle Kulør Kategoriserings Konkurrence (Eng:Balls-from-Pool-of-Balls Color Categorization Competition).   Well actually this production is named after the kuglepøl above all kuglepøler.... KUGLEPØLEN!! (Eng: -THE- Pool of Balls!!!).   Well enough about the name of this production.    Hmm... I'll just drop a few lines to some of my friends and contacts:   Hawkeye of Kefrens - No Hardware Heaven yet.... will it ever be released?   Nick of Spaceballs - SOTA was great, are you planning anything for The Gathering '93???   Ben of Absolute - Happy birthday (4/1?), it was really nice to meet you again in Aars.   Lord Zero of Legend - Thanks for the card. Try not to project yourself into a deceased mainframe with that modem. WG -the cyber king- rules!!   Mercure / EOC 1999 - I didn't see you at the party, were you there?   Micro-Pal / Alcatraz - Too bad you didn't show your ass in Aars... I would have won!!!   Number 5 / Digital - Nice prods from your group, keep it up!   Procyon / Stellar - Your prods have improved a lot, keep up the good work!   Fast Eddie / Anthrox - Too busy stu(dying)? You really should try to do some gfx. again.   Leebold / Dual Crew - Always nice letters and weird stuff... When's the next MB?   Dr. Outtasight / Crusaders - I'll be there if possible. I'll know for sure when you finally tell me the date. Anyway keep those letters coming.   Dreamer / PMC - Long time, no hear. Looking fdw. to seeing the next RAW. Alpha and Omega 2 is great.   The Pride of Sanity - Nice to meet you again.   Wizz / Silents - Haven't heard from you for a while, write soon.   Cone / TRSI - You still owe me that money!   Hyde / Complex - Nice to meet you at the party, looking forward to seeing more nice prods from your group soon.   Rioter / Equinox - Is game coder your new title??? Anyway good luck with your future products!   Toastmaster - Tried to contact you but you'd gone fishin' og så gik alt i fisk! Tak for dit poem?! (Se DNC 3/93!!!)   Facet / Anarchy - When's the SNES demo ready? I don't want it when it is released!!! Anyway it was nice to meet you at the party... I have a really nasty picture of you and a certain hat which will be in the next EC.   Hmm enough messages for now Playboy is bored/boring and so is this scroll!!   THE END!!!

Some info about the modules: BLUSH FUNK: This module is filled with PT commands. I think it's OK. Size: 149 KB   MAGIC UNIVERSE: This is an eksperiment which I think has worked out rather well (It's me singing). Size: 219 KB   NAKED SKULL: If you do not like any of the other pieces you might like this. (Bad background guitar though.) Size: 107 KB   SAD DREAM: This is the newest song on this disk. It's a real ballad don't you think? Size: 168 KB   SMOKYBAR: Imagine yourself sitting in a bar having a quiet drink, and then...... Size: 147 KB   SYNTHETIC QUARTET: This is a rather old piece. Strings are hard to make "real", but I like it anyway. Size: 108 KB   THE RHANAIN: The end tune is a spacy (Brass-bass) wave. It is made as a contrast to "Blush funk". ENJOY!!! Size: 163 KB

Vi vil gerne hilse: Absolute! * Acme * Addonic * Alcatraz * Analog * Anarchy * Andromeda * Anthrox * Balance * Black Legend Software * Blacklight Inc. * Bronx * Complex * Crionics * Crusaders * Cryptoburners * Desire * Devils * Digital * Dire Straits * Disneyland after Dark * Dual Crew * Eazyone * EOC 1999 * EON * Equinox * Essence * Exotic Men * Funky Buddhas * Himself * Kefrens * Legend * Lemon. * Majic 12 * Melon Dezign * Noxious * Orient * Palace * Panic * Paradise * Parasite * Pleasure * Pure Metal Coders * Rebels * Reflect * Sanity * Scoopex * Shining * Silents * Skid Row * Sonic * Spaceballs * Stellar * Talent * Toastmaster * Tristar and Red Sector Inc. * Upfront * Vanish-Ministry * Virtual Dreams of Fairlight * Voice * Warpigs * Zenith * Zite Productions   And a special hello from Estrup to everyone one the Amiga-channel at IRC...