PREPARE FOR SOME- THING TOTALLY NEW AND UNINSPIRED...... YEAH! A NEW IDEA! LET'S HEAR IT FOR A LITTLE STORY: THREE LITTLE LAMERS WENT TO THE MARKET.. THE FIRST LITTLE LAMER ASKED THE BLACKSMITH FOR SOME NAILS. THE BLACK- SMITH TOOK HIS BIG- EST HAMMER AND KNOCK ED THE LITTLE LAMER TO THE GROUND. THE SECOND LITTLE LAMER WENT TO GET SOME NEW PANTS AT THE TAILORS. BUT THE TAILOR TOOK HIS BIGGEST SCISSORS AND CUT THE 2ND LAMER INTO 2560 LIT- TLE PIECES AND MAILED HIM TO HIS FRIENDS. BUT THE 3RD LITTLE LAMER WAS VERY WIZE AND WENT TO BUY SOME FLOWERS FROM A SWEET LITTLE FLOWERGIRL. THE 3RD LAMER GOT HIS FLOWERS, AND AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GO HOME, THE GIRL ASKED HIM TO PICK UP HER HANDKERCHIEF, WHICH
SHE HAD DROPPED. STUPID AS HE WAS, THE 3RD LAMER BOWED DOWN TO REACH IT. BUT AS HE DID SO, THE GIRL TOOK THE BIGGEST KNIFE SHE HAD, CUT THE LAMER'S BRAINS OUT AND ATE THEM. AND THE MORAL? ...NEVER EAT LAMER- BRAINS, THEY TASTE LIKE SHIT! WELCOME TO ANOTHER SANDY PRODUCTION FROM THE FORCES OF THE DESERTS! CREDITS FOR THIS TINY INTRO: CODING: LAXITY GRAPHICS: R.W.O LAXITY AIRWALK MUSIC: LAXITY DESIGN: LAXITY R.W.O BY NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND OUT WHY THIS INTRO IS CALLED "THE KONTAKTB0RGE- INTRO" IF YOU GRAB YOUR OLD DANISH "B0RGE-
DICTIONARY" YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT THIS IS A PROGRAM IN WHICH YOU ARE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANOTHER FREAK BY USAGE OF ONE OF THOSE NICE MULTI PLAYER-CABLES !!! HIT LEFT MOUSEBUTTON TO ENTER THIS STUNNING PIECE OF CODE! COMING (SAND) CORNY PRODUCTIONS: * PAPYRUS * OUR INTERDIMENSIONAL DISKMAG WITH LOTS OF INTERVIEWS, NEWS, TIPS, GUIDES, AND OTHER EXCITING ARTI- CLES... MAIN EDITOR: LAXITY HAWKEYE'S * HARDWARE HEAVEN * A DISKMAG FULL OF TIPS AND TRICKS BOUT HARDWARE AND STUFF.. MAIN EDITOR: HAWKEYE MAGINTROES FOR EACH OF THE ABOVE MEN- TIONED MAGS WILL ALSO BE RELEASED.
FURTHERMORE, R.W.O'S SLIDESHOW WILL SOON BE FINISHED WITH LOTS OF GREAT GRAP- HICS AND MUSIC BY LAXITY. WE HAVE NO PLANS FOR FUTURE DEMOES YET. BUT WE THINK WE HAVE SATISFIED THE SCENE FOR A WHILE WITH OUR RELEASE OF "GUARDIAN DRAGON 2" WHICH TOOK HOME THE 1ST PRICE AT THE HURRIPAIN- PARTY SUMMER '92. THIS IS VENTION WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSEY: FOR C-64 GAMES SWAPPING WRITE TO: VENTION/KEFRENS HEIMDALSVEJ 23. 4700 NAESTVED. DENMARK. FOR C-64 GAMES ONLY! GREETINGS TO ALL THE GUYS WHO HAVE CONTAC TED ME LATELY....... I'LL WRITE BACK SOON HASTA LA VISTA....
WELCOME TO ANOTHER KEFRENS PRODUCTION... THIS INTRO WAS BASED ON THE RESULT OF A BORED CODER WHO ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO A MULTIPLAYER-CABLE! YO DUDES! R.W.O HAS GOT THE POWER OF THE KEYBOARD FOR SOME BYTES!!! FIRST OF ALL: WE ARE NOT IN WAR WITH MELON, AND WE HAVE NEVER BEEN!!!! IN FACT, LAXITY, S.L.L AND I (R.W.O) WILL SOON JOIN MELON DESIGN! TO REPLACE THESE PEOPLE, SEEN AND PALEFACE OF MELON DESIGN WILL THEN JOIN KEFRENS. ANYWAY, AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, WE HAVE OPENED THE DANISH PYRAMID INN-BOARD. SO, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US A CALL AT THE ABOVE MENTIONED PHONE-NUMBER! WE'LL SEE YA AT THE INN! BEFORE LAXITY STARTS TELEPATING SCROLLTEXT, I JUST WANNA SAY HELLO TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE SCENE!!! SEE YA ALL IN MY SLIDESHOW 'MASTERPIECES' VERY SOON!!! HMMM... WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE MESSAGE FROM LAXITY? (AUDIENCE:) 'OH YES, PLEASE! PLEASE!' (LAXITY:) OK, ALLRIGHT, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HI TO ALL MY FRIENDS IN TSB - SILENTS - TRIAD - LSD - FREESTYLE - DIGITAL AND MANY OTHER GROUPS (SO CALLED BLAER)... ARGH! AS USUAL I END UP WITH A CHARSET WHICH DOESNT CONTAIN ANY NUMBERS! JUST MY LUCK... WELL - LETS SEE WHAT HAWKEYE CAN WRITE WITHOUT NUMBERS (HE-HE!) HAWKEYE IS ON... SO DON'T SAY I HAVEN'T WARNED YOU... FIRST THE OFFICIAL GREETINGS-LIST FROM KEFRENS: TWOTHOUSAND A.D - ADDONIC - AGNOSTIC FRONT - ALCATRAZ - ANARCHY - ANDROMEDA - AXIS - BALANCE - COMPLEX - CRACK INC. - DEADLINE - DESIRE - DICTATORS - DIGITAL - DUAL CREW - FUNKY BUDDHAS - ITALIAN BAD BOYS - MAJIC TWELVE - OFFENCE - OZONE - PARASITE - PHENOMENA - PURE METAL CODERS - REBELS - SANITY - SCOOPEX - SILENTS - SPACEBALLS - STATIC BYTES - SPREADPOINT - THE SPECIAL BROTHERS - TRIAD - TRSI - VANISH - ZENITH... THATS IT !!! SORRY TO THOSE WE FORGOT, BUT YOU CANT ALWAYS BE LUCKY! LETS GO ON WITH A SHORT STORY OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED THE LAST FEW DAYS. FOUR DAYS AGO (SUNDAY), ZEUS CAME TO VISIT ME AND FINISH THE BBS-INTRO FOR PYRAMID INN!!! AIRWALK DECIDED TO COME MONDAY, AND A FEW HOURS LATER WE HAD GOT AN IDEA FOR A DENTRO WHICH ZEUS STARTED CODING IMMEDIATLY (ALMOST)...THE DENTRO WAS SOON FINISHED AND EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY. NO, NOT EXACLY. AS WE ALL KNOW, ZEUS IS A VERY LAZY CODER SO THE DENTRO WILL PROBABLY BE FINISHED IN A YEAR ! J O K I N G AGAIN. WE HAD QUITE A FUNNY TIME THE NEXT DAYS (UNTIL WEDNESDAY). TOASTS, HARDWARE-BREAK-DOWNS, TOASTS, SICK COMMENTS FROM AIRWALK, TOASTS AND MORE HARDWARE-BREAK-DOWNS...I WILL NOT EAT A SINGLE TOASTS IN THE NEXT MANY MONTHS. WEDNESDAY MORNING, WHEN AIRWALK WENT HOME, ZEUS AND I, LEFT TO JOIN THE KEFRENS-MEETING AT KRUEGERS PLACE!!! AFTER A V E R Y BORING TRIP (FIVE HOURS WITH TRAINS AND MEGAPRICES), WE FINALLY ARRIVED AT NAESTVED (A SMALLER TOWN ON SEALAND) AND NOW WE ARE HERE!!! R.W.O IS SITTING NEXT TO ME, TRYING TO WRITE SOME SCROLL, FOR THE STARWARSCROLLER IN THIS INTRO. LAXITY IS CODING THE STARWARSCROLLER, ZEUS IS AS USUAL EATING POPCORN AND VENTION, MELLICA AND RAXOR ARE JUST TALKING. KRUEGER IS SLEEPING. AS THIS SCROLL IS TURNING INTO THE LAND OF BOREDOM, I THINK I WILL STOP FOR NOW (MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE WILL TURN OVER)... HAWKEYE IS CUTTING THIS PIECE OF TEXT... TEXT RESTART FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE
