WELCOME TO CRYPTOBURNERS MEGADEMO II. THIS IS NOT A DEMO, IT'S ONLY AN INTRO. FIRST I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT THINK IS POSITIVE... THREE MEMBERS FROM IT HAVE JOINED CRYPTOBURNERS, AND THEY ARE... GLADIATOR (MUSICIAN) ... TEC (CODER) ... WALKMAN (MUSICIAN) CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO : CODING BY HEATSEEKER MUSIC BY GLADIATOR ..... THIS IS HEATSEEKER WRITING. USE ARROW KEYS TO CONTROL SCROLL SPEED. THIS TUNE COULD HAVE BEEN CALLED 'CRYPTOBURPERS' BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S NAMED 'SALUTE' (WHY?, DON'T ASK ME!) AND NOW A COMMERCIAL.... BUY 'CRYPTOBURGERS' AT CRB'S HQ IN GREENLAND. AND IF YOU DON'T BOTHER, I CAN GIVE YOU OUR SECRET RECEIPE. WELL, AT FIRST YOU NEED A COUPLE OF BUNS. THEN ALL YOU NEED IS A MONKEY AND A SLEDGE. HERE'S HOW TO DO IT : SQUEEZE IT'S BRAIN WHILE IT'S STILL ALIVE (IT PROBABLY WON'T BE WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED THE JOB!) HAVE YOU DONE IT? YES? OK, THEN WE CAN CONTINUE: TAKE IT'S BRAIN AND LAY IT BETWEEN THE BUNS AND ENJOY YOUR MEAL. READ CAREFULLY, IF SHALL ONLY WRITE THIS ONCE... I WILL N O T TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF WHAT TEC WILL WRITE NOW... THIS IS TEC. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOME FACTS ABOUT OUR PARTY IN DRAMMEN. IT'S NOW (5 PM SATURDAY 14/4 90) EXACTLY ONE WEEK SINCE THE POLICE CAME TO THE PARTYPLACE. THE RUMOUR WAS SPREAD FAST, AND SUDDENLY ALL CLASSROOMS AND MONITORS, POWERLEDS ETC. ETC. WENT DARK. MANY LOST HOURS OF WORK. BUT WORSE THINGS HAPPENED LATER. THE POLICE BLOCKED ALL ENTRANCES, NOBODY WAS ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL. THE POLICE HAD GOT SOME 'EXPERTS', SOME BASTARDS FROM TANUM DATA IN OSLO. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO SEARCH ALL DISKBOXES FOR PIRATED SOFTWARE. THEY TOOK THOUSANDS OF DISKS, ORIGINALS AND PIRATED SOFTWARE, SOURCES, MUSIC-DISKS AND GRAPHIC-DISKS. THEY DIDN'T CHECK WHAT THE DISKS CONTAINED. WE TRIED TO TALK TO THE POLICE TO STOP THIS, BUT WE GOT ONLY SILLY ANSWERS BACK. THREE PEOPLE WERE PUT INTO THREE SMALL AND COLD CELLS. THE THREE WERE JACKMIX, IQ AND A GUY FROM CITY COMPUTER MAIL IN OSLO. THEY WERE LET OUT AFTER THREE HOURS, BUT THEY HAD TO COME BACK ON TUESDAY FOR QUESTIONING. THE POLICE HAD LEFT THE SCHOOL AND GIVEN US THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THOSE WITH RESERVED TICKETS WHO COULDN'T LEAVE BEFORE TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT THE SCHOOL ONE NIGHT, BUT THEY HAD TO SLEEP SOMEWHERE ELSE AFTER THAT. THANX TO ALL WHO HELPED US! WE HAD BOUGHT 60 KG HOT DOGS 350 LITRES OF MILK, 1800 BOTTLES OF LIMONADE ETC. ETC. WE MANAGED TO SELL IT ALL, EXCEPT THE HOT DOGS. I'M WRITING THIS ONE WEEK AFTER THE PARTY, AND MY STOMACH DOESN'T FEEL TO WELL AFTER 5-6 DAYS OF ONLY HOT DOGS AND LIMONADE... THE PARTY WOULD BE VERY SUCCESSFUL IF BJ ELECTRONICS WITH THE HELP OF THE POLICE HADN'T STOPPED THE PARTY. 327 PEOPLE HAD PAID THE ENTRANCE-FEE WHEN THE POLICE CAME AFTER ONLY THREE HOURS. LUCKILY, THIS WAS ENOUGH TO PAY ALL THE EXPENCES WE HAVE HAD. THIS WAS ALL FROM TEC THIS TIME... IQ HERE , JACKMIX WAS TOO LAZY TO WRITE, SO I GOT THE HONOUR?? OF DOING IT. AT THE MOMENT (14/4/90 KL.17.21) HE'S USING 90% OF HIS BRAIN, PERFORMING AN EXTREMLY HARD TASK (PLAYIN' SUPERCARS). OSCON IS SITTING TO MY LEFT TRYING TO PATCH TOGETHER SOME MORE VECTOR OBJECTS FOR OUR MEGADEMO. HE'S MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT SINUS & COSINUS ETC. IT'S GREEK TO ME (GREEK!!! GED IT) AHA!! I FOUND SOME PAPER LYING AROUND OSCON, SO ALL YOU CODERS OUT THERE PAY ATTENTION. HERE IT COMES:X= (OLD X * COS ALPHA ) + (OLD Y * SIN ALPHA).....Y= (OLD X * SIN ALPHA ) - (OLD Y * COS ALPHA).....GOT THAT ??????.... I DIDN'T. BUT WHO CARES. I'M HAPPY AS LONG AS I'VE GOT AN AMIGA I CAN TINKER WITH, A GOOD SOLDRING IRON AND THE PROGRAMMERS REFRENCE GUIDE! OTHER THAN THAT I ALSO CARE FOR RPG'S, SCIFI & FANTASY BOOKS, BEER(YUM) AND OF COURSE THE HALF OF HUMANITY THAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING (SOMETIMES THE OPPOSITE, BUT WHO CARES).....YES!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT: WOMEN, CHICKS, BROADS, THE FAIR SEX, THE BETTER HALF OF MANKIND, ETC. ETC. A SPECIAL GREETINGS TO A MEMBER OF THAT GROUP: SUZANNE!! YOU'RE COOOOOL BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO LEAVE YA 'CAUS I GOTTA CHECK IF LEGION (COOL GUYS) HAVE FINISHED THE DOCS TO DRAGON BREATH. SO THIS IS IQ LOGGING OFF. AS IQ THE BRAINLESS SIGNS OFF, JACKMIX SIGNS ON... I'M HERE TO WRITE THE GREETZ, SO HANG ON WHILE I GET THE LIST... AHH, HERE IT IS.. LETS GO... SPECIAL GREETS TO 2 LITRES OF MILK 1 PACK OF CONDOMS 1 BOX OF BUTTER 2 PORNO-MA... WHATAFUCK! OOPPSS! WRONG LIST, WELL SINCE I CAN'T FIND THE LIST SO YOU HAVE TO L.S.E. (LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE)
SHALOMB FREAKS! YOU HAVE NOW GOT THE NEWEST HOT-DOG FROM CRYPTOBURNERS ON YOUR HANDS..... YEAH! IT'S MEGADEMO II! IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED..... SHIT I HAVEN'T NOTICED! ACTUAL RELEASE DATE: 08.06.1990 (4 DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY!) WELL, YOU MIGHT ALREADY HAVE GUESSED WHO I AM..... AND YOU'RE RIGHT... IT'S THE SCROLLER-MANIAC.... BLACKSTAR... HOLY COW, BETTER LOAD A DEMO AND EXIT THIS CRAP. WELL FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO SEND A BIG THANX TO KEO OF FRAXION WHO SUPPORTED US WITH HIS FABULOUS MUSIC (YES BATBRAIN! THE ONE YOU'RE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW!) LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING.... THIS DEMO ACTUALLY COMPETED IN THE DEMO COMPETITION AT THE HORIZON - FAIRLIGHT - MIRACLE PARTY AND GUESS WHAT THE RESULT WAS? WOAH! AN AMAZING NO. 7! WE WERE SO PROUD WE WERE AFRAID TO RELEASE THIS DEMO TOO SOON BECAUSE OF ALL THE FAN MAIL! WE'VE ONLY MADE MINOR SHAPEUPS (HEATSEEKER WORKED FASTER THAN LIGHT (HE HAD HIS EXAMS TO BLAME (THAT WAS HIS WORDS (CERTAINLY NOT MINE (NOT MINE EITHER - TRIXAL))))) SO WE BRING YOU THIS PIECE OF HI-Q.... EH... EH... WELL, ANYWAY, WE BRING IT TO YOU NOW! NOW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR HAVING HAD A BAD SUMMER (BLEURGH!) WELL WELL WELL..... AFTER OUR PARTY WAS RAIDED WE'VE RECEIVED A LOT OF FUNNY LETTERS, THE FUNNIEST BEING A LETTER ASKING WHETHER OR NOT THE BOICOTT OF BJ EXISTED. HE-HE-HE! IF YOU WANT TO BOICOTT, DO IT! (SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SCROLL BLACKSTAR, BUT THERE ARE SOME CREDITS TO BE WRITTEN! : SECOND PART OF THE INTRO, AND ALL OF THE MENU CODED BY HEATSEEKER(ME!), AND THE PAINTING BY HEATSEEKER TOO (DRAWN WITHOUT DIGITIZER), LOGO BY KYLERION, END OF CREDITS, MEGADEMO USING ALL MEMORY FROM $000C0 - $7FFFF, NO LIBRARIES, CONTINUING BLACKIES SCROLLER...) SOME FEW WORDS TO SOME FRIENDS OF MINE..... HI TO PARSON OF DCS/TRISTAR.... HOPE YOU GET ONE OF THESE SEXY GIRLS ONE OF THESE DAYS..... CALL ME UP, OK? HI TO MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS.... WHERE'S DA YUM-YUM? CALL ME!!! ANOTHER HI TO BRUCE LEE OF ACME..... HOPE DA MUZAK IS OK!!! CALL ME UP IF YA CAN! HIP HOPS ALSO TO MAZE OF REBELS.... YOU LAZY SONOFABITCH.... MONTHS HAVE PASSED... STILL NUTTIN' ANOTHER YELLO TO ADRIEN/ALCATRAZ... SORRY I WON'T BE ABLE TO COME TO YOUR PARTY..... BEFORE GOING ON, WELCOME TO THREE GREAT GUYS WHO'VE JOINED CRYPTOBURNERS..... WALKMAN, GLADIATOR AND TEC! I COULD HAVE TOLD SOME VERY SICK JOKES BUT... I WANT TO TELL AN EVEN SICKER ONE.... (HEARD IT FROM JACKMIX!) THERE WAS THIS SHEEP WHICH WAS OUT IN THE DESERT FOR A WALK. SUDDENLY A LION CAME BY AND WANTED TO EAT THE SHEEP. IT GOT TERRIBLY FRIGHTENED AND RAN TO THE NEAREST TREE AND CLIMBED IT! THE LION SAT DOWN UNDERNEATH THE TREE WAITING..... SUDDENLY THE SHEEP GOT THIS SPLENDID IDEA... IT STARTED PICKING OFF IT'S WOOL AND POURED IT DOWN ON THE LION..... THE LION THOUGHT IT BEGAN TO SNOW AND IT FROZE TO DEATH..... HAHAHAHAHAHAH JACKMIX HUMOUR.... EVEN WORSE THAN MINE (??) OH BYDAWAY.... I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YOU! TIME TRAVELLER IS BACK IN BUSINESS..... EXPECT SOMETHING GREAT FROM HIM IN THE NEAREST FUTURE! WELL WELL WELL... NOW I'M SITTING HERE... IT'S 1.30 A.M AND I AM A BIT NERVOUS... TOMORROW I'M GOING TO HAVE MY DRIVING EXAMS (YES YOU'RE RIGHT... I'M TAKING A DRIVER'S LICENSE!) BY THE WAY... I WILL BE 18 YEARS OLD ON THE 4TH. OF JUNE (THAT'S RIGHT... ALCATRAZ HAVE A PARTY THAT DAY, I BET IT'S GOING TO BE DEDICATED TO ME!). THESE LAST DAYS HAS BEEN GREAT... MY FRIEND AND EVERYONE'S LITTLE PUPPET TRIXAL WAS HERE.... I (BLACKSTAR) AND TRIXAL HAD MANY CONTESTS... AMONG OTHER THINGS WE PLAYED WAYNE GRETZKY'S ICE-HOCKEY..... GUESS WHO WON? YOU'RE RIGHT.... I WON! TRIXAL'S EXCUSE WAS THAT HE HAD NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE BUT I KNOW BETTER. IT'S MY MEGA TALENT AS AN ICEHOCKEY PLAYER THAT GAVE ME THE WIN! I ALSO BASHED HIS FACE ON INTERNATIONAL KARATE, ITALIA 1990 AND ON CHAMBERS OF SHAOLIN... IN FACT I WON EVERYTHING.... HAHAHAHA! JUST A FEW MORE DAYS AND WE'RE GONNA HOLD A COPY PARTY IN BERGEN, NORWAY! IT'LL BE GREAT, NO ILLEGAL STUFF AND NO VIDEOS..... AND WE'RE PERHAPS (IF WE'RE VERY LUCKY!) GETTING SOME NICE LITTLE COPPERS TO VISIT US AS WELL... HOW I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT! (OH, THE IRONY OF IT!) NO SERIOUSLY, THINGS WON'T BE THAT BAD.... IN FACT THE PARTY MIGHT BECOME PRETTY OK.... OH GOD! I SAT UP ALL NIGHT MAKING OUR DISKMAG READY FOR RELEASE... DO YOU THINK I MADE IT? NOOOO? I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW... VECTORMAN CAME AND BROUGHT IT TO HIS PLACE TO FINISH IT AND IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE VECTORGRAPHICS ON AMIGA.... IN FACT... NO MORE VECOTRS AT ALL.... SERIOUSLY, I'M PRETTY ENTANGLED TODAY, MY DRIVING EXAMS AND EVERYTHING COMING UP TOMORROW.... I THINK I WILL SPEND SOME TIME SAYING A FEW WORDS TO A FEW FRIENDS OF MINE..... HI SECTOR 9 OF RAZOR 1911..... NICE LITTLE CHAT WE HAD AT OUR PARTY... STILL, NO STUFF SHOWED UP FROM YOU.... WHATA FUCK?? OK, I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED YOU DIDN'T SEND ME YOUR MUSICDISK AND YOUR, AT THE THAT TIME, LATEST DEMO.... HOWEVER, I DID FIND YOUR DIGITAL MESSAGE BOX TO BE RATHER NICE.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK FELLAS! HI TO MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS..... PERHAPS (HOPEFULLY) I WILL MEET YOU AT THE RED SECTOR AND SILENTS COPYPARTY IN DENMARK THIS SUMMER.... IF NOT I'LL TRY AND THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.. ANYWAY.... HIP-HOP IS FOREVER..... HI PARSON OF TRISTAR/DCS..... DID YOU GET ANY OF THESE SEXY GIRLS AT THAT LITTLE, COSY PIZZA BAR? I REALLY HOPE SO.... HOPE I CAN HEAR FROM YOU VERY VERY VERY SOON! HI JEAN OF QUARTEX..... NICE CHAT ON THE PHONE EARLIER TODAY... A SHAME YOU WOKE ME UP THOUGH... DIDN'T QUITE LIKE THAT.... ANYWAY... IF YOU CAN FIX WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT ON THE PHONE, IT'D BE COOL.... ANYWAY... GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE.... SOOOO .. MY LITTLE, NOT SO DIGITAL MESSAGE BOX HAS REACHED AN END... OR HAS IT? NOOOOOOOO WAY MAN! HERE WE GO AGAIN... AND WHAT BETTER WAYS TO GO THAN THIS? DON'T ASK ME.... ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GUY CALLED HERALD! HIS FAMILY WAS A RICH ONE AND THEY ALWAYS GAVE THEIR CHILDREN NICE PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS. ONE YEAR THEY DISCOVERED THAT HERALD SUFFERED FROM CANCER. THE DOCTORS FOUND NO WAY TO CURE IT. WELL, HERALD GOT A BIT SAD BUT HE LOOKED FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS, HIS ONLY REAL JOY! CHRISTMAS CAME AND IT WAS TIME TO HAND OUT THE PRESENTS. HERALD'S SISTER GOT A NICE CAR WORTH OVER 500.000 DOLLARS. HERALD'S KID BROTHER GOT HIS OWN ARCADES.... WORTH ABOUT 300.000 DOLLARS. THEN IT WAS HERALD'S TURN... HE WAS FROWNING WITH EXCITEMENT... HE GOT THIS LITTLE PRESENT, BEAUTIFULLY WRAPPED IN GOLD PAPER AND HE OPENED IT. INSIDE LAY A 25-CENT CHOCOLATE. THIS WAS BEYOND HIS WILDEST BELIEVES. HE LOOKED UP AT HIS PARENTS..... THEN HE ASKED... IS THIS ALL I GET????? HIS PARENTS REPLIED... BUT HERALD.... YOU'VE GOT CANCER! HAHAHAHA TRAGIC EH? ONE MORE JOKE ABOUT HUMAN TRAGEDY? GREAT IDEA... HERE WE GOOOO.... LITTLE OLE WANTED A BISCUIT.... HE CALLED HIS MOTHER AND ASKED... MUM, CAN I HAVE A BISCUIT? CERTAINLY, HIS MOTHER REPLIED. THEY ARE STANDING IN THE CUPBOARD. OLE CALLED BACK TO HIS MOTHER.... BUT MUM, I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS.... HIS MOTHER REPLIED.... NO ARMS... NO BISCUITS..... GREAT EH? OH WELL, I'M A FIRM BELIEVER OF TEASING VECTORMAN, SO THIS SCROLLER CAN'T BE DIFFERENT, CAN IT? NOOOOO (THE CROWD GOES WILD...) WELL, SOME NEWS ABOUT VICKDICK.... HE'S NOW GOT A CAR..... AFTER HAVING SPENT HALF A YEAR TAKING A DRIVER'S LICENSE, HE FINALLY MADE IT.... AND NOW HE BOUGHT A CAR AS WELL.... AN AUDI 80..... VICKSHIT HAS JUST BEEN A 'RUSS' NOW (HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE) AT HIS TIME OF PARTYING HE WAS SEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH A WHITE CLOTH TIED AROUND HIS HEAD.... HOW BECOMING I THOUGHT, MY THOUGHTS GOING IMMIDEATELY TO RAMBO... HE REALLY DID LOOK LIKE RAMBO.... EXCEPT FROM A FEW POINTS.... COME TO THINK OF IT... THE ONLY THING LOOKING LIKE RAMBO WAS THE LITTLE CLOTH HE HAD AROUND HIS HEAD! WELL, AS A 'RUSS', WICKTORMAN HAD A FEW DRINKS, OR AT LEAST HE SAID SO.... MY SOURCES OF INFORMATION SAYS HE ONLY SMELLED HIS BEER TWO TIMES BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW THERE ISN'T MUCH MORE NEEDED FOR HIM TO FREAK OUT... HE'S QUITE FREAKED OUT ALREADY.... WELL IT WAS QUITE FUN WATCHING HIM AS HE RAN AROUND YELLING WE ARE NUMBER ONE.... NO ONE REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE MENT ABOUT THAT.... NO ONE REALLY CARED.... IN THE 'RUSSE'PAPER HE WAS DISCRIBED AS A.. 'A POSSIBLE MUTATION OF A TOASTER OVEN' REALLY QUITE MATCHING IF I MAY SAY SO... WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE PRETTY FED UP WITH THIS SCROLLER NOW... I AM, I HAVE TO SLEEP A LITTLE BEFORE MY EXAMS.... I HAVE TO END THIS SCROLLER WITH A FEW OF MY EVER SO WISE WORDS..... IF YOU DON'T GET SHIT.... USE YOUR OWN! I WANT TO SAY SOME IMPORTANT WORDS BEFORE THE WIRE IS BEING CUT SO..... 1. REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY. I WILL GLADLY RECEIVE BIIIIIG PRESENTS! 2. TO MY GIRLFRIEND.. WHO ALWAYS STOOD BY MY SIDE... I LOVE YOU! 3. TO TRIXAL, A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND IN DEED!!! 4. TO HEATSEEKER... YOU FINALLY DID GET THIS FINISHED... LOVE IT! 5. TO JACKMIX... EVER SO NICE CHATS ON DA PHONE... KEEP IT UP! 6. TO RHESUS MINUS... THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE WITH A SICKER MIND THAN MINE! 7. TO TIME TRAVELLER... WHO ALWAYS FOUND WRONG THINGS ABOUT OUR SONGS AND WHO FED US WITH NICE SAMPLES..... 8. TO AGGRESSOR FOR BEING THE BEST SWAPPER ALIVE.... AND FOR HAVING BOUGHT A MOPED WITHOUT TRANSMISSION (AUTOMATIC)..... 9. TO BUGBEAR FOR NICE MILK AND GRAPHICS PLUS EVER SO NICE HUMOUR! 10. TO BIMBEX FOR HAVING JOINED FRP AND, APART FROM THAT, BEING SUCH A NICE GUY!..... 11. TO IQ... OUR HARDWARE WIZ... ADVENTUREING FOREVER!!!! 12. TO WINDWALKER... OUR VERY OWN GRAPHICS WIZ... ARMY WAS FUN.... CRYPTOBURNERS IS MORE FUN.... 13. TO GLADIATOR... OUR NEW MUSICMASTER... NICE TO HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH YA... MUSICIN' THIS SUMMER EH? 14. TO WALKMAN... OUR OTHER NEW MUSICMASTER.... HOLA MAN! KEEP UP THE GREAT SONGS.... BUY A STEREO.... 15. TO ORGASMUS... HEY LET'S PARTY MY MAN... NICE TO SEE YOU BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN! 16. TO KYLERION.... PAINTING IS FUN.... KEEP IT GOING MAN AND HEY... DON'T SCREW A GIRL IN FRONT OF YOUR MAMA! 17. TO OSCON... OUR GIRL SCOUT... GREAT PART FROM YOU, WHY NOT BE A BIT MORE PRODUCTIVE? ANYWAY, NICE CAR YOU'VE GOT! HOW ABOUT GIVING IT TO MY FOR MY BIRTHDAY? 18. TO TEC..... OUR NEW CODEWIZ.... GLAD YOU LEFT IT! 19. AND FINALLY TO VECTORMAN... KEEP GIVING ME REASONS TO WRITE FUNNY (THEY'RE N O T FUNNY) SCROLLERS! WOAWAAWAW ARGHH THAT WAS PROBABLY IT! CRYPTOBURNERS MEGADEMO II SHOULD BE A UNIQUE PLEASURE. YOU MAY NOW GO ON AND ENJOY THE MAIN PARTS! PEACE, UNITY AND LOVE..... BLACKSTAR/CRYPTOBURNERS. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER..... CRYPTOBURNERS - A GENERATION OF EXCELLENCE CONTINUES!
WELCOME TO THE NEW FILLED VECTOR DEMO FROM OSCON OF CRYPTOBURNERS. THIS DEMO IS CALLED D E L L I F S R O T C E V AND WAS CODED DURING WINTER AND SPRING 1990. SOME CREDITS - CODING BY OSCON OF CRYPTOBURNERS - FONTS BY BUGBEAR - MUSIC BY RHESUS MINUS - OBJECTS BY OSCON, BUGBEAR AND KYLERION. THIS TEXT IS NOT GOING TO LAST FOR HOURS BECAUSE I DONT CARE TO WRITE SO MUCH. HOWEVER, A MESSAGE TO EVERY AMIGA AND OTHER COMPUTER OWNERS IN NORWAY AND SVALBARD - BOYCOTT B J E L E C T R O N I C S !!! WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS THEIR FAULT THAT EASTER 1990S BIG EVENT - THE MEGAPARTY IN DRAMMEN WAS BUSTED BECAUSE OF THEM. SURELY, YOU HAVE HEARD OF THAT BEFORE, SO I WONT BORE YOUR BRAIN REPEATING THAT STORY. SOME WORDS ABOUT THIS DEMO - SECOND THOUGHTS, I AM PISSED OFF WITH THIS DEMO NOW. I HAVE CODED ON IT EVERY DAY THE LAST WEEK AND EVERY HOUR THE LAST HOURS. NOW IT IS STILL 4 HOURS TILL THE DEADLINE OF THE DEMO COMPETITION, IN WHICH CRYPTOBURNERS WILL CONTRIBUTE WITH A MINI MEGA DEMO. (THIS DEMO IS PART OF THAT DEMO IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED YET). A JOKE - WHY DID HITLER NEVER GET A DRIVING LICENCE??? HE WAS TOO TOUGH ON THE GAS!! HAHAHAHIKK - THAT WAS N O T FUNNY - WE SHALL NOT JOKE WITH THAT SORT OF THINGS. ANOTHER JOKE - HAVING ARMS AND LEGS IS BETTER THAT HAVING WON GOLD IN HANDICAP OLYMPIC GAMES. THAT JOKE WAS UGLY. I CAN NOW HEAR LAMBADA BEHIND MY NECK, IT SOUND BETTER THAN MOST SOUNDS IN THIS NOISY CLASSROOM. SCREEECH HONK BLAHRP BUUUURP PUKE AAARRRGGGHH BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP (HEATSEEKER). YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE TORTURE MY EARS HAVE BEEN THROUGH. I GUESS I HAVENT SAID THAT WE ARE AT THE FAIRLIGHT - HORIZON - MIRACLE AMIGA CONFERENCE IN GOTHENBURG NOW. WE (I) DROVE ALL THE WAY FROM DRAMMEN! 4214658635 MILES!! (ALMOST) BY THE WAY, SWEDEN IS A FUCKING EXPENSIVE COUNTRY. WE HAD TO PAY MORE THAN 6.20 SWEDISH BUCKS FOR A LITRE OF PETROL FUEL GAS. SO WE FILLED THE TANK IN GOOD OLD NORWAY AND SMUGGELED THE GAS INTO SWEDEN WITHOUT PAYING ANYTHING. WE HAVE JUST FOUND OUT THAT SOME MEMBERS OF SILENTS ARE EITHER LAME OR DICKHEADS. THEY HAVE PLAYED A SAMPLE WHICH SOUNDS UPYOURS 13452456 TIMES THIS EVENING AND WE CONSIDER A VIOLENT INTERVENTION AT THEIR PART OF THE CLASSROOM IF THEY DONT QUIT THAT CRAP. THE NEXT DEMO FROM OSCON WITH BE EXTRA GREAT. JUST LIKE ON PIZZAS, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE EXTRA FILL!! IN OTHER WORDS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FILLED VECTORS WITH EXTRA FILL!!! BEAT THAT!! NO MORE JOKES DROPS INTO MY MIND.... WHAT ABOUT YOU, JACKMIX???? NOOOO HE WRITES WITH HIS NOSE. I CAN ALSO INFORM YOU THAT THIS SCROLLTEXT IS REALTIME, I ACTUALLY WRITE IT WHILE YOU WATCH!! DIDNT GET IT?? I WRITE IT RIGHT NOW!!! HAVE YOU GOT BOWLING BALLS IN YOUR HEAD?? NO MORE MEANINGLESS CRAP FROM ME NOW, I HAVE TO FINISH THE DEMO SO IT CAN BE A PROPER WINNER OF THE DEMO COMPETITION. I CAN NOW TELL YOU THAT IT DID NOT WIN ... SOB SOB SOB ... IT WAS NOT EVEN SHOWN, MAYBE THAT IS WHY ... PROBABLY IS .... HAVE A NICE DAY OR NIGHT OR MORNING OR EVENING OR SUMMER OR COPYPARTY OR ANYTHING. GREET YOUR MOTHER FROM ME!! GOOD BYE ... ... ... (IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS SCROLL IS GOING TO RESTART, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT)
Welcome to another filled vectors part of the Cryptoburners Megademo 2. This demo was supposed to be released at the party in Drammen, but as you all know, the party was ruined by the police. This part is coded by TEC, one of the newest members of Cryptoburners. The music is composed by Rhesus Minus. Hello folks, this is Jackmix writing (audience goes blaaarrgggghhhhh) yeah, it's friday, and i'm sitting at the Fairlight, Horizon and Miracle copy-party in Gothenburgh, Sweden.... 9.5 members of CRB is present at this party, they are: Heatseeker, Bugbear, Oscon, Aggressor, Windwalker, Kylerion, TEC, Rhesus Minus, Jackmix and our 0.5 member called IQ...... So far nothing interesting has happened.. Jackmix left the keyboard because he didn't have anything special to write. The person who is writing this text is TEC. This is the first demo i have released as a member of Cryptoburners. I was forced to leave the group it and join Cryptoburners after many threats from the local Cryptoburners the last 6 months. That happened a few days ago, and after a few phonecalls, Gladiator and Walkman joined too. I think I'll try to get an other Cryptoburner to write some scrolltext, I am too tired to write anything sensible. Let's see if I can find a victim... Hmm... Rhesus Minus is sitting some meters away from me. I'll try to force him to write some words so I can leave the computer for some hours... ok .... Rhesus Minus writing. First of all I want to say hello to Walkman. It's nice to have you in our group. I'll contact you as soon as I can. Helloes to Gladiator too. No hello to TEC because he look like a bad joke. Anyway, greetz and kisses and biiiggg hugs to my very few contacts..... Ouch.. Forget the kisses because all of them is reserved by Jackmix and Heatseeker for tonight. buuut you may keep the hugs and the greetz. I hope we have an complete greetinxlist somewhere in this minimegademo, because some of my contacts have been real pissed on me lately. Anyone out there who want my personal meaning about this party?? Well, it's quite boring, but there is some very cool people here, so I think the party will get better now soon. Hello, TEC is back again. What do you mean 'looks like a bad joke', Rhesus?? Do you know what you look like? Well, I think it's best to change the subject... If you want to contact me, writte to the following address... Steinar Midtskogen Svenskerud 127 3408 Tranby Norway Now an important message to all amiga users... If you're in Oslo, N E V E R buy anything from Tanum Data! If you think there are too few inconvex objects in this demo, the reason is that I have to make all the objects myself. Nobody else understand how to make them (it's actually really simple) The problem is that I'm beginning to hate (no, I hate) to make objects, because it's so booooooring.... For the first time I'm going to crunch a demo at a party (this is my 6th party) already 1 day before the deadline! I've always had problems to finish demos at parties in time But it wont be troublefree this time either, beacuse Oscon and Heatseeker have still a lot to do on their parts... The end of this demo is closing, so let's end this demo by hating BJ electronics, the responsible for the meaningless raid at our party in drammen. (read other scrolls for more info)
WELCOME TO THIS PART OF THE MEGADEMO. THIS IS HEATSEEKER WRITING. are you able to read this? COMMODORE AMIGA @@@ **** ^^^^^ I'M SORRY FOR NOT RELEASING THIS VECTOR-SCROLL EARLIER, YOU SEE, IT WAS MADE HALF A YEAR AGO. BUT THE GLOBE IS NEW, AND IT IS MADE OUT OF A RECTANGULAR PICTURE OF 128*64 PIXELS AND IS CALCULATED INTO A SPHERE. ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. AND NOW THE CREDITS: CODING AND ART BY HEATSEEKER, LOGO BY KYLERION AND MUSIC BY WALKMAN. AND YOU MAY WONDER WHY WE USE MUSIC FROM WALKMAN. WELL, THEN, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!. THREE MEMBERS FROM IT HAVE JOINED CRYPTOBURNERS! THE THREE LUCKY ONES ARE: GLADIATOR (MUSICIAN) -- TEC (CODER) -- WALKMAN (MUSICIAN). OUR MEMBER LIST IS NOW: AGRESSOR, BIMBEX, BLACKSTAR, BUGBEAR, GLADIATOR, HEATSEEKER, JACKMIX, KYLERION, ORGASMUS, OSCON, RHESUS MINUS, TEC, TIME TRAVELLER, TRIXAL, VECTORMAN, WALKMAN AND WINDWALKER (WHO HAS JUST RETURNED FROM THE ARMY) AND NOW OVER TO ...... JACKMIX! ..... HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SIT IN A SMOOTH-CELL FOR 3 HOURS?? I HAVE... AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT IS N O T FUNNY!!! IT ALL STARTED WHEN THE COPS BUSTED OUR PARTY. I WAS AT SLEEP WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT, FUCK I SAID TO MYSELF, ANOTHER FUSE HAS GONE TO HELL.... WELL, I KEPT ON RESTING UNTIL KYLERION WAKED ME UP AND SAID: THE COPS HAVE ARRIVED! I WOKE UP IN NO TIME, AND RUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. IT WAS CHAOS EVERYWHERE... WHEN I APPROACHED THE ENTERANCE A COP ASKED ME WHERE HE COULD FIND ULF.... OOHHH SHIT I THOUGHT, YOU SEE MY REAL NAME IS ULF.. I SAID THAT I WAS ULF AND I WAS GRABBED BY THE ARM AND LEAD TO THEIR LEADER. I ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND HE SAID THAT I KNEW THAT BETTER MYSELF.... AFTER SOME TIME, I AND IQ PLUS A GUY FROM CITY COMPUTER MAIL WAS BROUGHT OUT TO THE WAITING POLICE CAR OUSIDE. ONE OF THE COPS WAS REALLY DESPERATE AND HE WANTED TO HANDCUFF ME. AFTER PUTTING ON THE HANDCUFFS ANOTHER POLICE MAN SAID THAT IT WAS NOT NECESSARY TO HANDCUFF A NICE GUY LIKE ME, SO HE ORDERED THE JERK TO REMOVE THEM. AFTER DRIVING TROUGH DRAMMEN AND ENTERING THE POLICE STATION, THEY TOOK ALL MY BELONGINGS, INCLUDING MY SMOKE! (HOW COULD I SURVIVE?).. AFTER GIVING THE PIGS MY NAME, I AND THE TWO OTHERS WAS PUT IN A CELL WITH FOUR WALLS, A TOILET AND NO TOILET PAPER, IQ FEL ASLEEP, WHILE I READ 'NORSK UKEBLAD' FROM NOVEMBER 89.. HOW FUN!!! AFTER ABOUT THREE HOURS I AND IQ WAS LET OUT OF JAIL AND THE POLICE DROVE US BACK TO THE PARTY-PLACE TO CLEAN UP. ABOUT 100 PEOPLE COULDN'T GET HOME ON SATURDAY, SO THEY SPENT THE NIGHT AT THE SCOOL. THE POLICE TOLD US THAT IF WE SET UP OUR MACHINES AGAIN, THEY WOULD CONFISCATE THE EQUIPMENT, SO SOME SHITHEADS GOT DRUNK AND STARTED TO MESS AROUND. SOME MEMBERS OF THE MAGA-LAME GROUPS PLEXUS AND PANTHERS STARTED TO THROW FOOD AT EACHOTHER. IT LOOKED LIKE A BOMBED PLAYHOUSE FOR DRUG USERS. IT WAS A FUCKING JOB TO CLEN UP AFTER THEM, SO EAT SHIT AND DIE LAME-HEADS! OUR DEEPEST CONDOLANCES TO SOME GUYS FROM HUMANOIDS WHO ARRIVED AT FOUR O'CLOCK SATURDAY NIGHT. ALSO SOME COMPASSION FOR STARFADER OF SECURITATE WHO HAD COME ALL THE WAY FROM FINLAND TO JOIN THIS MEGAPARTY... BEFORE THE COPS ARRIVED IT SEEMED TO BE A MEGACOOL PARTY. ALMOST 400 PEOPLE WAS THERE AND THERE WAS LODSA GUYS WHO HADN'T ARRIVED YET... FUUUUCCCCK THE PIGS AT BJ ELECTRONICS WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD STOP ALL COPYING BY STOPPING OUR PARTY. THANX TO CRUSADERS FOR RELEASING THEIR SLIDESHOW FROM THE PARTY SO FAST. WELL, SOME STRONG FORCES (CALLED TEC AND HEATSEEKER) WANT ME TO MAKE THIS SCROLLER SHORT, BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE ME DO THAT, BECAUSE I'M IN 7'TH HEAVEN... JUST KIDDING! .. OK, ONLY A FEW PERSONAL GREETZ TO JESUS OF ACTIVE (HE HAS A SPECIAL HARD TIME DURING THE EASTER, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...) AND TO VISUAL (F)ARTS FOR CHICKENING OUT WHEN THE COPS CAME TO OUR PARTY IN DRAMMEN... IF YOU CAN READ THIS SCROLL, AND YOU WANT TO CONTACT US, THEN LOOK SOMWHERE ELSE! SEE YA ALL IN THE COPY-HEAVEN... (ENOUGH SPACES?)
CRYPTOBURNERS PRESENTS BLIPP BLOPP BANANA ENTERS THE HEMOSPHERE ALL CODING AND ART BY HEATSEEKER MUSIC COMPOSED BY TRIXAL AND BLACKSTARTHIS IS HEATSEEKER WRITING, AND I KNOW THAT THIS FILL-ROUTINE IS QUITE SLOW BUT THE MAIN OBJECT OF THIS DEMO IS NOT THE SPEED, BUT THE QUALITY. I WERE SO TIRED OF THESE ONE RASTER OBJECTS WITH LIMITED SHAPES SO I MADE A ROUTINE WITH MORE POSSIBILITIES THAN THE STANDARD HIDDEN LINES OBJECTS, BUT PRICE TO PAY IS LESS SPEED. I STARTED DEVELOPING MY FILLED VECTOR ROUTINE ROUND ABOUT X-MAS TIMES, AND I CAN SEE THAT OTHERS HAVE HAD THE SAME IDEAS. THE REASON WHY I'VE BEEN USING SO MUCH TIME ON THIS PIECE OF CODING IS THAT I GO TO SCHOOL, AND I'M BEGINNING TO GET TIRED OF ALL THIS CODING DAY OUT AND DAY IN, WITHOUT OWING ANY MONEY. BUT FEAR NOT, I WILL NOT LEAVE YOU!!!BY THE WAY,THE WHOLE MEGADEMO HAS BEEN TESTED ON KICK 1.3 AND IT'S EVEN BEEN TESTED ON AN AMIGA 2500 WITH 68020 MOTOROLA PROCESSOR AND THE ONLY ONE NOT WORKING WITH 68020 IS TEC'S FIRST PART! WELL, EVERY PART WORKS ON KICK 1.3 SO WHO CARES?THIS TEXT IS TURNING TO BE KINDA BAD, SO OVER TO SOMETHING YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR OUR ADDRESSESIF YOU WANT TO CONTACT CRB WRITE TO ONE OF THESE ADDRESSES: PO.BOX 141 3055 KR.ELVA NORWAY OR ROLIGHETEN 14 3029 DRAMMEN NORWAYAND IF YOU WISH TO WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR FOURTH DIMMENSION THEN SEND IT ON A DISK TO BLACKSTAR'S P.O.BOX FIND THE ADDRESS ELSEWHERE!NOW... HERE COMES THE ALWAYS INCOMPLETE GREETINGSLIST!GREETINGS FLY OUT TO ABNORMAL, ABYSS, ACADEMY, ACCESSION, ACCUMULATORS, AHEAD, ALIVE, AMAZE, AMIGA ENTERPRISES/CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS, AMIGA FORCE, ANIMATE!, APEX, ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE, AVALANCHE!, AVENGER!, AVOID!, BALLCRACKERS, BEYOND 2000, BLACK MONKS, BLUE UNION, BOLERO, BOUNTY, BRAINSTORM, BROWBEAT, BYTERAPERS, CARTEL, CAVE, CHANNEL ONE, CLONES, COLD FUSION CREW, COMMAND!, COMPLEX!, CRIME!, CRUSADERS!, CULT, D*MOB!, DELIVERANCE!, DIGITAL FORCE, DUAL CREW, DYNASTY!, E AND L, ESA!, ETERNITY, EXCEL U.K, FAT AGNUS, FRAXION!, FREEDOM FORCE/A.I., G.O.T., GATE, GOONIES!, H.C.C., HELLAS, HUMANOIDS!, I.B.B., IPEC ELITE, IT, J-BEAM!, KEFRENS!, LAWBREAKERS!, LAZER!, LEGEND, LEGION, LEVEL 4, MAFFIA, MAGNETIC FIELDS, MIRACLE, NETWORK!, NEW MASTERS, NORTHERN LIGHTS, NORTHSTAR!, OVERGROWTH, PARANOIMIA, PHAZE 101, PHOBIA, PHOENIX!, PHYSIC FIVE, PIRANHAS, QUACKERS, QUARTET!, RAZOR 1911, REBELS, RED SECTOR INC, RIGOR MORTIS, SAVAGE, SCOOPEX!, SETROX, SIRIUS CYBERNETICS, SILENTS!, SPECTRE!, SPIRIT, STORM!, SUBWAY, SUPPLEX!, SUPREME!, T.D.D., THE RISING FORCE, TOP SWAP, TRAXXION/SINNERS, TRIANGLE (THE REAL!), TRONIC, UNITED FORCES, UNIQUE, VISION, VISION FACTORY, WIZZCAT!, WONDERBOYS, & X-MEN! TEXT RESTARTING !
WELCOME TO TEC FRACTAL DEMO EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE MUSIC BY WALKMAN WAS DONE BY TEC. DONT HIT THE BUTTON YET! MORE PICTURES WILL SOON APPEAR. THE PICTURES ARE DRAWN REALTIME AND NEED 40 TO 100 SEC. TO BE DRAWN. THE PICTURES ARE DRAWN IN A 352 X 250 SCREEN, 5 BITPLANES. THE COLOUR OF 88000 PIXELS MUST BE COMPUTED, SO BE PATIENT! AS YOU MAY HAVE REALIZED, THIS DEMO IS A PART OF CRYPTOBURNERS MEGADEMO 2. THE MEGADEMO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED AT THE PARTY IN GOTHENBURG, BUT AFTER THE BOOOOORING DEMOCOMPETITIONVOTING WE DECIDED TO WAIT SOME TIME. A SPECIAL THANK TO THE ORGANIZERS OF THAT PARTY FOR SHOWING ONLY 2 MINUTES OF THE WHOLE MEGADEMO AND WITH ONLY TWO AUDIO CHANNELS! THEREFORE WE HAD NO CHANCE TO WIN ANY PRIZES. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPENED IF THE ORGANIZERS HAD USED A JURY. ENOUGH SHIT ABOUT THAT LAME PARTY. THIS DEMO WAS MADE IN ONE DAY, 5.5.90. THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN THAT EVENING, DURING THE GRAND PRIX SONG CONTEST. I DONT UNDERSTAND THAT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THAT CONTEST ON TV NOW. I AM BORED OF THAT KIND OF MUSIC. I HOPE NORWAY WONT WIN. IF WE DO, THE SONG WILL BE PLAYED SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES ON TV AND RADIO, AND THEN I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AVOID HEARING IT. ANYWAY, I DONT THINK THAT IS ANYTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME, TEC, SEIZE A PEN AND WRITE DOWN THIS ADDRESS..... S T E I N A R M I D T S K O G E N S V E N S K E R U D 1 2 7 3 4 0 8 T R A N B Y N O R W A Y THEN I WILL TRY TO ANSWER AT LEAST SOME OF THE LETTERS. NOW SOME WORDS ABOUT THE NORWEGIAN COPYRIGHT LAW. MANY THINKS NORMAL SWAPPING IS ILLEGAL IN NORWAY, BUT ITS USUALLY NOT. ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO COPY GAMES AND COPYRIGHTED SOFTWARE UNLESS YOU EARN MONEY OF IT IN ANY WAY. ITS ILLEGAL TO SELL COPYRIGHTED SOFTWARE. ITS ALSO ILLEGAL TO COPY SOFTWARE FROM YOUR WORK OR FROM OTHER COMPANIES ETC. BUT ITS LEGAL TO COPY COPYRIGHTED SOFTWARE FROM FRIENDS. THEREFORE, SWAPPING IS LEGAL. ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO BE IN POSSESSION OF COPYRIGHTED SOFTWARE UNLESS ITS POSSIBLE TO PROVE THAT YOU HAVE GOT IT IN AN ILLEGAL WAY. THE POLICE IN DRAMMEN DIDNT KNOW THIS WHEN THEY RAIDED AND RUINED OUR PARTY. THEY ALSO THOUGHT THE PARTY WAS A REAL COPY PARTY OF ONLY COPYING AND CRACKING. THE POLICE IS NOW AWARE OF THE NORWEGIAN LAW, BUT THEY STILL REFUSE TO GIVE BACK ANY OF THE THOUSANDS OF DISKS THEY STOLE BECAUSE THEY CLAIM THAT ALL DISKS WERE GIVEN TO THEM VOLUNTARY!!! IF YOU LOST DISKS AT THIS PARTY, YOU SHOULD CLAIM THE DISKS BACK. THE POLICE HAS S T O L E N YOUR DISKS, AND THATS ILLEGAL. CONTACT THE POLICE IN DRAMMEN AND DONT GIVE UP!! AFTER THIS EASTER I THINK THE POLICE WONT BE SO FOOLISH TO STOP ANOTHER PARTY. IF THEY DO, REFUSE TO LET THEM STEEL A SINGLE DISK. BUT... NEW LAWS MAY COME THIS SUMMER. IF THEY COME, MUCH ORGANIZED COPYING WILL BE ILLEGAL. LETS HOPE THE LAWS WILL STAY UNCHANGED... NOW ITS TIME FOR SOME NORWEGIAN JOKES.... 1. ALLE BARNA LAGDE TRYLLEDRIKK, ALLE UNTATT LASSE, FOR BARNA TRENGTE HJERNEMASSE... 2. ALLE BARNA LEKTE MED SYRE. DET GJORDE OGSAA GLORIA. NAA ER HUN PAA FORSIDA AV FANGORIA... 3. ALLE BARNA LEKTE BOEDLER, ALLE UNNTATT FRODE, FOR HAN MISTA HODET. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS DEMO IS THE SECOND FRACTAL DEMO ON AMIGA. WILL FASTER AND BETTER FRACTAL DEMOS COME? THEY SHOULD COME. MY FRACTAL ROUTINE MAY BE IMPROVED, BUT I WAS TOO LAZY TO DO IT. MAYBE I WILL RELEASE A NEW AND IMPROVED FRACTALDEMO LATER... STOP READING THIS SCROLL NOW AND WATCH THE BEAUTIFUL PICTURES INSTEAD. THE SCROLL WILL RESTART...
