CRUNCHER WHEN ALL OTHERS FAIL... -REBELS- PRESENTS....WELL NEVER MIND WHAT... THEREFORE QUICK CREDITS... CODING BY CRUNCHER GRAFIX BY STATIC GREAT MUSIC BY YOYO FIRST I'LL LIKE TO THANK CONAN OF TRITECH FOR SOME HELP.??... BEFORE I FINISH THIS SCROLLTEXT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IM NOT VERY PROUD OF THIS DEMO EVEN THOUGH IT'S MY FIRST, SO HAVE MERCY..... ALL FOR NOW..SEE YOU...
JAB! ANOTHER SCROLLY... NOTE: YOU CAN IN -OR DECREASE THE SCROLL SPEED WITH THE < > KEYS...RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON WILL TURN ON AND OFF THE LOW-PASS FILTER... I MIGHT AS WELL SEND A COUPLE OF MESSAGES WHILE TRYING TO GET SOME INSPIRATION FOR SOM SCROLL TEXT... - MIRAGE INT. - HI THERE IQ MY LOVE IM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU..REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR RING...AFTER ALL WE ARE MARIED @ @ @ - IT - HI BUSSAW WHEN DO I SEE YOUR GAME? - PRECESSOR PROFESSORS - TRUE MAGICS MUMMY...THANKS FOR ALL THE PIZZAS AND COKES... - BREAK OUT - THANKS FOR CALLING I LOST YOUR ADDRESS TRY WRITE OUR POSTE RESTANTE WITCH BY THE WAY IS... * REBELS * POSTE RESTANTE * 3400 HILLEROED 2 * DENMARK * OH INSPIRATION HAS STRUCK MY BRAIN... I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LITTLE REBELS MEETING AT ASSASSINATORS PLACE... DROOPY AND I ARRIVED AT THE STATION WHERE WE WERE PICKED UP BY ASIS. - JAKE AND ZONIX WHERE AFTER WE WENT DOWN TO ASIS. PLACE WHERE WE CHECKED OUT HIS COOL INDOOR SWIMMING POOL ESPECIALY ZONIX WHO WERE IN TWICE AGAINST HIS WILL ALSO JAKE UP HAD HIS FUN TRYING TO FIND OUT WETHER MY SHOES COULD SWIM OR NOT @ LATER ARRIVED : TEMET - STATIC - YOYO - ELITE - VANDAL - RAZ - GHOSTRIDER - PROXT AND ALSO ALIEN CAME ALONG THE MAN WHO GOT HIS DRIVERSLICENS IN UHHRUHUG FOR 3 BANANAS AND A USED PIECE OF TOILET PAPER... WELL ANYWAY THE PARTY TURNED OUT QUITE COOL! ALL FROM CRUNCHER TEXT RESTARTING
REBELS THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN TRILOGY MIGHT BE DENMARKS FASTEST... DEXION MIGHT BE DENMARKS BEST CODERS... KEFRENS MIGHT BE DENMARKS UGLIEST... BUT REBELS ARE DENMARKS FUNNIEST ANYWAY - WE ARE GOD DAMN PROUD TO BRING YOU THE VERY FIRST MEGADEMO FROM REBELS SELECT THE DEMO YOU WANT TO SEE BY CLICKING ON IT'S ICON - WHEN YOU HAVE SEEN THE DEMO THIS SELECTOR WILL APPEAR AGAIN... THE REASON WE DIDN'T USE TRACKDISK ON THIS DEMO IS THAT WE WANT PEOPLE TO PUT THEIR FAVOURITE DEMOS ON DEMO-COLLECTIONS... CREDITS FOR THIS SELECTOR ARE. CODING BY DROOPY FILE-LOADER BY PROXT MUSIC BY STATIC MOST OF THE GRAPHICS BY STATIC (THE POINTER WAS DRAWN BY RAZ AND THE CHARSET WAS RIPPED FROM AN AGENTS INTRO) A FEW SPECIAL GREETINGS GOES TO OUT COOLEST FRIENDS... TRILOGY - BLACK MONKS - THE BAND - SPREADPOINT - ALPHAFLIGHT - THORAX - ACES - ILLUSTRA - EASTER BUNNIES - SUPPLY TEAM\TARTAN ARMY\KERFENS AND T.A.P TO SEE THE REST OF THE GREETINGS CHECK OUT THE ALOHA DEMO.. TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE SEEN THE RANK OF DANISH GROUPS IN THE P.E.N.I.S MAGAZINE - THIS IS OUR VERSION... 1 - TRILOGY 2 - KEFRENS\TARTAN ARMY\SUPPLY TEAM 3 - REBELS 4 - BS1-DK 5 - DEXION (THE GOONIES ARE DEAD - MAY THEY REST IN PEACE...) TO CONTACT US WRITE TO. REBELS POSTE RESTANTE 3400 HILLEROD 2 DENMARK OR IF YOU ARE A FONE-PHREAK CALL ME (RAZ) AT THIS NUMBER. 42-42 47 05 (IN DENMARK; OF COURSE) OK - BEFORE WE RESTART THIS SCROLL WE'LL WRITE OUR COMPLETE MEMBER-LIST. SWAPPERS. RAZ - MCFREAK - JAKE - GHOSTRIDER - JOZ - ALIEN - THRASHER CODERS. VANDAL - DROOPY - ZONIX - PROXT - CRUNCHER - VALAR - ELITE - XOD ARTISTS. STATIC - TEMET - ASSASSINATER MUSICIANS. YOYO - STATIC (AGAIN!) RAZ AND MCFREAK SIGNING OFF......
HAI-HO FREAKS, THIS ISN'T LONG JOHN SILVER. THIS IS PROXT AND TEMET. THIS TIME WE ARE BACK WITH A LITTLE PIRACY DEMO CALLED.... "PIRAZY" DEDICATED TO A RELATED OF PROXT CALLED... ANDERS PEDERSEN, 1780-1869. HE WAS ONE OF THE LAST PIRATES WHO FOUGHT AND DIED FOR KING FREDERIK VI. THIS MUSIC WAS CREATED BY TEMET'S BROTHER. PLEASE NOTICE THAT HE IS NOT A MEMBER OF REBELS. NOTE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE SEEN THE RAMBO III DEMO FROM MAXIMA. MAXIMA WERE TEMET AND PROXT 1988. NOW IN 1989 MAXIMA HAVE JOINED REBELS, BUT THAT WON'T EFFECT THE RELEASE OF THE PROMISED JEAN MICHEL JARRE DEMO "THE AMIGA TOUR". IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE RAMBO III DEMO, LOOK AT THE END OF THIS SCROLL FOR OUR CONTACT ADDRESS!!! SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE JARRE FANS... THE JEAN MICHEL JARRE DEMO WILL BE A HOT TOUR, DUMPED ON 2 DISKS, WITH MUSIC - GRAFIXS - SCROLLS - ANIMATION AND JARRE COMMENTS. LOOK OUT FOR IT... IT SHOULD BE FINISHED, IN A FEW MONTHS IF ALL ENDS WELL. PERSONAL GREETS FROM TEMET TO - YED - LABSTER - SANDOW - I-ZAQ - NENAD - CRACKERS BY CHOICE - PERSONAL YO'S FROM PROXT TO - THE BAOBAB CONSPIRACY - PEPPERS - JAY - YED - SANDOW - IF YOU WANT TO SWOP DEMOES WITH THE ONLY REAL DEMO FREAK, THEN CONTACT ME ON THE PUBLIC REBELS ADRESS. PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO PAUSE THE TEXT. REBELS ATT. PROXT POSTE RESTANTE 3400 HILLEROED 2 DENMARK REMEMBER TO WRITE THE DIGIT "2" AFTER HILLEROED. FEEL FREE TO ENCLOSE SOME DISKS WITH SOME NEW DEMOES AND A LIST OF ALL YOUR DEMOES. I, PROXT, HAVE 420 SINGLE DEMOES AND ABOUT 40 MEGADEMOES. THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN 1989-06-30 BY TEMET AND PROXT. THE RELEASE DATE FOR THIS DEMO IS ON THE DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY - ITALIAN BAD BOYS - AMIGA LORDS PARTY IN SWEDEN, HELD FROM 1989-07-07 TO 1989-07-09. TEMET AND PROXT SIGNING OFF.
DROOPY AND STATIC PRESENTS "NABOB-DEMO" AFTER HAVING SEEN THE NAME OF THIS DEMO, YOU MIGHT THINK TO YOURSELF "WAS IT BOB, OR WAS IT NABOB THEY CALLED IT???" WELL, AS YOU SEE THERE ARE BOBS IN IT... BUT HOW ABOUT THE NAME "NABOB"?? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?? AT THIS TIME I DON'T KNOW, BUT MAYBE LATER I WILL FIND OUT!!! HALLO HALLO THIS IS STATIC I HAVE JUST FINISHED THE LAST PIXEL ON SUBWAY, SO I AM VERY HAPPY (AND TIRED!!) I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS PART (ALSO) I KNOW THAT THE MUSIC IS VERY SAD!! BUT I CAN TELL YOU I'M NOT SAD AT ALL... WHY?? BECAUSE I'M TOTAL FINISHED WITH ALL MUSIC (NOISE??) AND GRAPIX!! IT'S 5 A M FRIDAY 7/7-89 AND ALL REBELS MEMBERS ARE WORKING AT HIGHEST SPEED, TO GET ALL THE PARTS FINISHED..... AT THE MOMENT WE ARE WAITING FOR OUR DRIVER, ALIEN!! SO WE CAN GET TO THE DIGITECH, IBB AND AMIGA LORDS PARTY... IT'S DROOPY TIME!! STATICS OFF!! HERE'S DROOPY AND I'M THE HERO!! OF THIS DEMO... AND THAT MAKES ME MAD!!! DROOPY WAS WASTED BY THE OXYGENE LAZER MISILE AND NOW HIS DEAD, KIND OF TRAGIC (MAGIC??) WE JUST LOST OUR BEST CODER, BUT THATS LIFE... NO I WAS JUST KIDDING, YOU WOULD NEVER HAD GUESSED! ANYWAY JAKE (ESCAPE) AND ZONIX JUST LEFT FOR GOTHENBURG... ME (CRUNCHER) - STATIC - DROOPY - VANDAL - RAZ AND OUR DRIVER ALIEN, WILL LEAVE LATER...BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE? ANYWAY IM HAVING SOME...PROBLEMS WITH MY NEW INTRO... WICH I HOPE TO RELEASE AT THE PARTY! I HATE LONG SCROLLTEXTS SO I WONT GO FUTHER.. MAYBE DROOPY WILL?.... WHO? ME?... OH NOO!..... I AIN'T FEELING SO GOOD MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE I NOW HAVE BEEN CONSTANTLY AWAKE FOR ABOUT 48 HOURS (NO KIDDING)... THE ONLY WAY I COULD MAKE IT WAS TO EAT A MIXTURE-OF-^-AND-CHIPS, SINZE THEN MY STOMAC HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING SO GOOD!! ACTUALLY I SPENT ABOUT HALF AN HOUR ON THE TOILET THIS MORNING... WEELLLL, DESPITE OF THIS ABNORMAL FEELING IN MY BODY, I HAVE UNTILL NOW MADE THE "SIN O'DELIC!!" AND THIS GREAT BOBDEMO CALLED "NABOB-DEMO"... I THINK I WILL STOP NOW, CAUSE IF I DON'T HIT THE BED RIGHT NOW, I THINK I AM GOING TO GET SICK!... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS TO MAKE SOMETHING STRANGE TO THIS KEYBOARD??... NO? ... OKAY NAAR, MEN SAA ER DET JO BARE FARVEL DO!!!... OG... GODNAT STEEN! MEN HVOR ER MOR?? BUT, BECAUSE WE HAVE EATEN SOME ^^^ WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SUMMER-CONFERENCE, IT'S A COOL PARTY BUT, LIKE ALL PARTYS THERE'S A LOT OF LAMERS PRESENT... (NO NAMES!!)... SPECIAL HELLO TO THE GREAT FAIRLIGHT CODER CELEBRANDIL, AND TO ANOTHER FAIRLIHGHT MEMBER CALLED "ZIKE ('CO)"!!! WE HOPE TO SEE YOU BOTH ON ANOTHER PARTY IN THE FUTURE... MESSAGE TO CELEBRANDIL "THANKS FOR AN INTERRESTING CHAT... HOPE YOUR CHECKER WILL WORK BETTER NEXT TIME (IT'S REAL COOL...)" MESSAGE TO ZIKE "IT WON'T BE JAKE SWAPPING WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE, IT WILL BE STATIC! SEND US A NOTE TO OUR RESTANTE!" OUR ADRESS! REBELS POSTE RESTANTE 3400 HILLEROD 2 DENMARK TO END THIS SCROLLTEXT, I WILL USE CRUNCHER'S WORD-OF-THE-YEAR "JEG GIDER IKKE LAVE NOGET!!"
FIRST OF ALL THE CREDITS TO MAKE SURE WHO MADE THIS DEMO CODING WAS DONE BY VANDAL GRAFIX AND MUSIC WAS DONE BY STATIC A MEGA THANKS TO YOYO FOR SOME PATTERNS SIGNED STATIC HELLO HERE IT IS THE FIRST MEGA DEMO FROM REBELS THIS PART IS CALLED SUBWAY THIS IS STATIC TYPING OR SHOULD I SAY PAINTING ME AND VANDAL ARE SITTING AT MY PLACE THE TIME IS TWO O CLOCK MESSAGE TO DIGITECH AND IBB WE HAVE HEARD THAT THE LINK BOYS HAVE JOINED YOU AND WE HOPE TO SEE SOME COOL STUFF FROM YOU SOON THE REBELS THE RIME THE COMPUTER CRIME THIS DEMO WAS MADE TO SHOW HOW DEF A DEMO CAN BE WE HOPE TO SEE SOME NEW AND ABNORMAL DEMOS HELLO PEOPLE HERE IS ZONIX WRITING THIS IS A GREAT DEMO DONT YOU THINK I THINK SO THIS DEMO WAS A VERY HARD WORK FOR VANDAL AND STATIC NOMORE TIME FOR WRITING SEE YOU YEAHH THIS IS VANDAL TYPING JUST FINISHED ALL THE CODING ON THIS DEMO WITH ALL THE FUNNY ROUTINES I COULD THINK OF THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS DEMO IS THAT IT IS VERY HARD TO GET IT FINISHED COURCE I HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS AND ROUTINES THAT I COULD HAVE MADE BUT SORRY FOLKS THERE IS A TIME LIMIT HALLO FOLKS THIS IS STATIC AGAIN FIRST OF ALL ILL LIKE SAY THANKS TO VANDAL FOR HIS MORAL SUPPORT WITHOUT IT THIS DEMO HADNT BEEN FINISHED IN TIME THANK YOU VANDAL SECOND OF ALL ILL LIKE TO GET SOME SERIOUS SLEEP QUZZ I AM VERY VERY VERY TIRED BYE BYE
DROOPY PRESENTS HIS FIRST PART OF THE REBELS COMP-DEMO! ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS COLLECTION OF DEMOS, BUT AFTER A SMALL, AND QUITE HECTIC DISCUSSION, WE DECIDED TO CALL IT "MEGA-COMPETITION-DEMO"... PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS PART OF THE COLLECTION IS CALLED "SIN O'DELIC"... AFTER THIS LITTLE PART OF INFORMATION I MIGHT AS WELL INTRODUCE MYSELF (IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW ALLREADY!)... I AM DROOPY, AND I EXPECT THAT YOU FROM NOW ON WILL SEE A LOT OF DEMOS CODED BY ME... BY THE WAY! THE LOGO IN THE TOP OF THIS DEMO WAS DRAWN BY THE ALLOVER STRANGE ARTIST STATIC (WHEN SHALL WE EAT SOME MORE MUSHROOMS?!?)... I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS "SUMMER CONFERENCE" FOR QUITE A WHILE, SO I JUST HOPE THAT IT WON'T BE LALALALAAAMMMEEE!!!... JUST KIDDING, BUT I WOULD GET REEAALLL DISSAPOINTED... WELL, AFTER HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH CODING ALL THE GODDAMN PARTS TO THE MEGA-DEMO (OR WAS IT JUST A COMPETION-NOGOODFORANYTHING THING??).... RIGHT NOW ME, AND A LOT OF OTHER "REBELS"-MEMBERS, ARE AT RAZ' HOUSE HIS PARENTS ARE IN ENGLAND, ON VACATION, AND WE ARE SLOWLY DESTROYING HIS HOUSE..... IT IS ALMOST 7.30 THURSDAY MORNING (GAAAAB!!) WE HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, SO WE ARE A LITTLE BIT TIRED, ONLY A FEW MEMBERS ARE STILL BREATHING IN NORMAL DECIBEL LEVEL... THE PEOPLE STILL AWAKE ARE STATIC DROOPY RAZ AND A NON-MEMBER BY THE NAME OF "SATAN"...?!!?!...HUH?..... ANYWAY!!! HERE'S STATIC! GUTEN TAG!! WIE GEHT'S??? THIS IS STATIC WRITTING FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO SEND SOME SPECIAL GREETINGS TO TAPPEN BRIAN OG RYAN (HA HA) PISSE VILDT!! (LOCAL JOKE).... I HOPE THE SUMMER-CONFERENCE WILL BE A COOL PARTY, WITH PLENTY OF BEER, VODKA, MEW GAMES AND DEMOS, AND I ALSO HOPE WE GET THIS "MEGADEMO" FINISHED..... MESSAGE TO CHAOS. IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT, SOMEONE WILL USE OUR OLD NAME. (BUT TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT PLEASE!!)... TRTEYU TGTHT 5654 REMEBER IT'S STATIC WRITING (HAHA) STATIC'S OFF KLICK! BAF! BIF! ARE YOU STILL THERE??? I'M NOT OR??? STATIC IS NOW GONE, OR LIKE JAMES BROWN AND FULL FORCE SAYS. STATIC OFF! THIS IS PROXT WRITING. AT THE MOMENT MOST OF THE MEMBERS PRESENT AT THIS PARTY ARE SLEEPING. I ALSO WERE, 10 MINUTES AGO. HERE IS THE NORMAL MESSAGE FROM PROXT. IF YOU WANT TO SWAP DEMOES, AND UTILITIES, THEN CONTACT ME ON THE OFFICIAL REBELS POSTE RESTANTE... SIGNED. PROXT 1989-07-06 08.00 WHO IS TAKING OVER?? HEY - IS ANYBODY USING THIS COMPUTER???? - OH, SOMEBODY IS WRITING SCROLLTEXT... 8-) THIS IS IS RAZ TYPING AT THE MOMENT.... - AND, YES! - IT'S MY HOUSE ALL THOSE MAD PEOPLE ARE TEARING DOWN... - BUT WHO CARES... I JUST HOPE TO GET SOME SLEEP LATER - BUT I DON'T TRUST THESE GUYS TO BE LEFT ALONE... OH - SOME OF THE OTHER REBEL-MEMBERS HAVE ASKED ME WHAT THE "8-)" IS... SO TO ALL OF YOU WHO HASN'T SEEN A "8-)"... THE "8" IS THE EYES OF A HAPPY FACE, THE "-" IS THE NOSE, AND THE ")" IS THE SILLY SMILE... - ACTUALLY THE NOSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A "^" (THE ARROW OVER THE "6"), BUT THE DESIGNERS WAS TO LAZY TO INCLUDE IT IN THE CHARSET... (ARRRRGH!) ANYWAY - AREN'T YOU TIRED OF ALL THIS LAME SCROLLTEXT??? YEAH, I THOUGHT SO... BUT I'LL SEND MY PERSONAL HELLOS ANYWAY... (HEHE!) TRILOGY -=- HI THOMAS! WELCOME BACK FROM ITALY - I HOPE YOU LIKE THESE DEMOS... BLACK MONKS -=- ANDY, I HOPE TO MEET YOU ON A COPY-PARTY SOON! RED SECTOR -=- HI IRATA, PLEASE SEND YOUR MEGA-DEMO AS SOON AS IT'S FINISHED... OK - I COULD GO ON FOREVER LIKE THIS, BUT I SUPPOSED IT'S NOT TOO INTERESTING FOR THOSE WHO ISN'T MENTIONED., SO I'LL STOP IT FOR NOW - IF YOU FEEL LEFT OUT, THEN GIVE ME A CALL AND I'LL GIVE YOU A LIVE MESSAGE!!! (WOW!!!) OH - BY THE WAY... A BIG THANX TO ALL THE GREAT GUYS WHO HAVE CONTACTED OUR POSTE RESTANTE - SORRY IF YOU BEEN WAITING FOR A REPLY, BUT WE HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING SOME INTERN COMMUNICATION PROBLEMS, WHICH HAVE CAUSED ALL THE LETTERS OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS TO BE STRANDED AT MCFREAKS PLACE... BUT THIS IS ALL HISTORY NOW... ABOUT 10 HOURS AGO MCFREAK WAS HERE AND GAVE US SWAPPERS APPROXIMATELY 30 LETTERS WITH CONTACTS WANTING TO SWAP WITH US... SO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE CONTACTED US SHOULD EXPECT TO GET A REPLY FROM US ONE OF THE NEXT DAYS... (YOU HAVE PROPERBLY ALREADY GOT THE REPLY BY THE TIME YOUR READING THIS, SINCE WE PLAN TO SEND THIS DEMO OUT TO EVERYBODY! (JUST A NOTE TO THE FOLLOWING. KWK OF CASCADE -=- SNITCH OF ACU -=- SNOOKIE OF SILENTS - THE REASON I'M MENTIONING THESE GUYS IS BECAUSE I WILL SEND THEM THIS DISK RIGHT AFTER THE SUMMER CONFERENCE IN GOTHENBURG (HELD BY DIGITECH... - ANYWAY - IT IS NOW 10.30 O'CLOCK, AND AFTER I'VE FINISHED THIS SCROLL, I'LL CALL SNITCH OF ACU - (IT IS 7.30 PM IN AUSTRALIA (ACCORDING TO ZONIX HYPER ADVANCED 'SEIKO QUARTZ WORLD TIMER' WATCH.... OK - YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT I'M GETTING TOO TIRED TO TYPE SCROLL... (I KEEP FORGETTING TO END THE PARENTHESIS... (HEHE!) ANYWAY - SINCE ZONIX IS HERE READING OVER MY SHOULDER, I WILL TRY TO MAKE HIM TAKE OVER THE WRITING.... BYE! HI THIS IS ZONIX, AND I'M QUITE HONNORED TO WRITE IN DROOPY'S SIN O'DELIC!! AT THE BEGGINNING OF THIS "BEFORE COPYPARTY INTERNAL REBELS MEETING AND MEGADEMOCODING AND FINISHING GET-TOGETHER" WE HAD 3 COMPUTERS, AND WERE TO MANY PEOPLE TRIING TO USE THEM!!! NOW WE'RE 4 AMIGAS, AND 4 PEOPLE (AND AN ANIMAL, COZ JAKE JUST TURNED -UP-, HE HAS JUST WOKEN -UP-) DROOPY WAS TO GO HOME RIGHT AFTER I WENT TO SLEEP (5 O'CLOCK), BUT WHEN I GOT WOKEN UP BY A WORKSMAN (TEN O'CLOCK) HE WAS STILL HERE, CODING, AND CODING, AND CODING.....SHOCKING!!!....BUT STILL, IT'S ONLY HIS DUTY!!!....WELL I GUESS JAKE MEANS SOMETHING WITH THAT PUMP-GUN HIS PUTTING IN MY MOUTH, SO HERE HE IS. GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOORNING ZONIX! I'M ONE OF THE FEW, WHO MANAGED TO GET SOME SLEEP ('BOUT 5 HOURS!) I'M SITIING ALONE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, ALL THE OTHERS WENT OF FOR SOME BREAKFAST, SO I CAN WRITE ABOUT THEM WHAT I WANT (HEHE, BUT I WON'T!) BY THE WAY, WHY NOT WRITE TO US? WE'RE QUITE GOOD! I LOVE THE AMIGA 2OOO'S AIR CONDITION, IT IS SO FRESH! MY EYELIPS IS LYING IN THE KEYBOARD, SO I THINK I'M GONNA GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO ONE, WHO IS MORE TIRED THAN ME! OFF I GO, JAKE! AHHHH YES THE TIRED BASTARD IS HAVING GREAT TROUBLE WITH HITTING THE RIGHT KEYS ...EVERYBODY IS QUITE TIRED AT THIS POINT OF THIS REBELS MEETING.. EXCEPT SCOOBY DROOPY DOO..HE IS STILL FRESH AFTER 30 HOURS HARD CODING?!? I'M REALLY HUNGRY TOO...LATER ME (CRUNCHER) AND JAKE (AWAKE) WILL TAKE A WALK DOWN TO THE LOKAL BAKER HERE IN HOLTE. STATIC JUST TRIED TO GET CONTACT WITH SOME ALIEN PLANET BY SPEAKING THROUGH DROOPY'S MOUSE. ...IT DIDN'T WORK...RAZ IS AT THIS MOMENT TRYING TO CALL SOME FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA (FOR FREE OFCOURSE)...THE PHONE'S RINGING - YAB CRUNCHER'S HERE....YES...OH...YES...AHA...GOOD...JA...BYE!! THAT WAS GERT FORKERT FROM ORACLE DK, HE WANTED TO TALK WITH RAZ...BUT HE IS SLEEPING..SO I WASTED HIM??! NOW I'LL WASTE MYSELF..CRUNCHER SAY BYE!! AND JAKE SAYS HELLO.. NO I WILL NOT SHOUT GOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOORNING AGAIN, GOT IT? SO I'LL JUST SLIP A PERSONAL MESSAGE OUT TO 'MERLIN' OF EASTER BUNNIES! PLEASE SEND ME THOSE CAKES! FUCK I'M HUNGRY, CCCRRRUUUNCCCHHHEEERRR LET'S GET SOME FOOD! OVER AND OUT...
HEY FOLKS THIS IS STATIC PRESENTING A NEW DEMO CALLED ALOHA.... IT IS ZONIX THAT HAS CODED IT, AND I, THE INCREDIBEL STATIC, HAS DONE THE GRAPHIXS... AND NOW FOR A TRUE STORY... ZONIX ... (THE LAME ONE!) HAS JUST FOR A FEW SECONDS AGO TURNED OUT THE COMPUTER, BECAUSE HIS MOTHER CALLED HIM....... WE HAD JUST WRITTEN A LOT OF SCROLL..... AND THEN THE BOY CALLED ZONIX TURNED OFF THE AMIGA!!! GREAT WORK ZONIX!!! OKAY WE ARE DRINKING TOO HEAVYLY RIGHT NOW, MOSTLY ELEPHANT BEERS!!! NOW ZONIX WANTS TO WRITE, BUT REMEMBER WHAT EVER HE IS WRITTING IT ISN'T TRUE... HERE HE IS... BUT FIRST THE CREDITS... CODING: ZONIX! GRAPHICS: STATIC! SOUNDTRACK: YO-YO! YO! PEOPLE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?? THIS IS ZONIX TALKING TO YOU!! I'M BACK, QUICKER THAN EVER!! I MADE THIS THING, AND FIRST IT WAS A DEMO, BUT THEN STATIC SAW IT, AND THEN IT SUDDENTLY WAS AN INTRO!!! THANK YOU STATIC!!! DO YOU KNOW WHY I COULD NOT READ COMICS WHILE STATIC WROTE SCROLL-TEXT??? BECAUSE I HAD TO CORRECT ALL HIS SPELLING-ERRORS!!! JUST LIKE ASSASSINATER!!! THAT BAD??? ALMOST!!! WELL THAT LITLE FAIRYTALE STATIC TOLD BEFORE, WAS QUITE FUNNY, BUT LIKE ALL FAIRYTALES, IT WASN'T TRUE!!! STATIC JUST HAVE TO LIE TO TELL NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT ME!! ME?? SELFISH?? ARE YOU KIDDING??? I'M JUST GOOD!!! WELL, NOW JAKE WANNA WRITE...HIT IT JAKE! GOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING VIETNAM???? NO SWEDEN! YEAH! THIS IS A JOURNEY INTO ????? GOTHENBURG OFFCOURSE! WELL IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE GOTHENBURG! YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW! WELL IF YOU ARE OVER EIGHTHEEN YEARS OLD! OH MY GOD (OR SHOULD I SAY BOND, JAKE BOND?) WHAT AM I WRITING? A SCROLL TEXT (GOD, I'M ATOMIC INTELLIGENT) HERE COMES THE MEMBERS LIST: MC FREAK (ORGANIZOR)! THIS WAS THE SHORT MEMBERSLIST!!! THE LONG ONE COMES LATER... IN SOME OTHER DEMO, AT THIS TIME STATIC IS HAVING FUN (NOT THE DRINK..?? BUUH....) CRUNCHER HAS BEEN KICKED OUT BY: ZONIX COZ I'M BACK, TO WRITE MORE CRAP, COZ JAKE IS TO HIGH TO BE SERIOUS! JAKE IS UP!!! WELL, CHANGE OF SUBJECT, MESSAGE TIME!!... MESSAGE TO MY FOREIGN CONTACTS (BOTH OF YOU!!) HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE SUMMER-CONFERENCE 1989!! TO KELLOGGS (RAISIN SPITZ) OF -THE PLASMA FORCE- :PLEASE CONTACT ME, LOST CONTACT AFTER YOUR MOM TOOK YOUR PHONE!!! WARHAMMER FANTASY ROLEPLAY IS GREAT!! I'M "GM"!! NEEDS TIPS!! CALL ME!! WE MUST SEE EACHOTHER SOMETIME!!! WELL, RIGHT NOW WE'RE HEARING THE GRETEST ACID NUMBER EVER MADE!! ..CALLED STAKKER HUMANOID!!! IT'S GREAT!!! MORE MESSAGES: TO FREDDY: THANX FOR DRIVING ME AROUND, I REALLY APRICIATE IT PAL!!! TO OZONE OF CONTEX: TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR DEMO FINISHED, SO THAT I CAN SPREAD IT AT SUMMER-CONFERENCE, BUT WELL, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! TO RAMBONES OF THE SUPPLY TEAM: WHAT'S ALL THAT CO-ORPARATION-STUFF????? I'LL CALL YOU SOON!!! TO ROGER RABBIT OF THE WARFALCONS: THANX FOR SENDING BACK MY DISKS, ONLY 4 MONTH DELAY, BRAVO! HOPE YOUR DOING GOOD IN TWF, COZ I'M DOING GREAT IN REBELS!!!!!! TO NIK: LIKED YOUR MUSIC, BUT WHERES THE NEW ONES???? I'LL TALK WITH THE OTHERS ABOUT IT!!! TO (EX???)-TRIGON: HOPE TO HEAR FROMN YOU SOON, I'LL HAVE TO BEAT YOU IN TABLE-TENNIS!!! END OF MESSAGES.... END OF DEMO!!! WRAP STOP PRESS!!!! COZ HERES THE USUAL MESSAGE FROM PROXT: IF YOU WANT TO SWAP DEMOES, CONTACT: REBELS - ATT. PROXT - 3400 HILLEROED 2 - DENMARK WRAP WRAP!
REBELS SENDS ALOHAS FROM HAWAI TO: TRILOGY, BLACK MONKS, THE BAND, SPREADPOINT, ALPHA FLIGHT, THORAX, ACES, ILLUSTRA, EASTER BUNNIES, THE SUPPLY TEAM, TARTAN ARMY & KEFRENSALOHAS TO: ABANDON, ABRAXAS, ACCESSION, ACCUMULATORS, ALIBI, ALIVE, AMIGA INDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE, AMNESIA, ANTIRIADS, ARCANE, ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE, AVENGER, AXENON, AXXIS, BAOBAB CONSPIRACY, BREAKOUT, BAMIGA SECTOR ONE, BELGA LIVE 1989, THE CARTEL, CHANNEL 42, CLONES, COMPLEX, CONTEX, COSMOS, THE CRAZY BRAINS, CRIME, DEATHSTAR, DIABOLICS, DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY, DELTA LINE, DEXION, DOMINATORS, EFC, ELECTION AND DIED, ESCAPE, EUROPEAN SOFTWARE AGENCY, EXEC, FINAL FRONTIERS, THE FLASH TEAM, FREE ACCESS, GAME FORCE AND PUBLIC SECTOR, GATE, GERONIMO, GHOSTRIDERS, THE GOONIES, H.A.C., HELICON, HORIZON, ITALIAN BAD BOYS, IMPACT INC., IRIS, IT, LAZER, MAD UNIT, MAGNETIC FIELDS, MASTER CREW, MEGADEATH, MIRAGE INT. AND SWEDISH DIVISION, NEON MANIACS, NEW ORDER, NEW VISION, NONSTOP, NORTHSTAR AND SILENTS, ORACLE, PHENOMENA, PIRANHAS, PLASMA FORCE, PLATOON, POISON, PRIME EVIL, PROCESSOR PROFESORS, RED SECTOR, SCOOPEX, SETROX, SHADOWLIGHT AND LEVEL FOUR, SHARE AND ENJOY, SPECTRE, SUNRIDERS ICELAND, TOP SWAP, TRIGON, TRITECH AND CBB, VANGUARD, WARFALCONS, WIZZCAT, XENON & ZENITH
REBELS PROUDLY PRESENTS, THE SMILEY DEMO OR SHOULD I SAY ANOTHER PART OF OUR MEGA-COMPETITION-DEMO! THE MYSTICAL CREATURE, WHICH IS TAKING ITS CLOTHE OFF IS A BLOT! HERE IS SOME CREDITS: ZONIX DID THE CODING, STATIC THE SOUND (AS WEIRD AS IT GET'S) AND ASSASSINATER THE GRAPHICS, EXEPT FOR THE SMILEY, THAT WAS MADE BY TEMET! I, JAKE, DID AS USUAL NOTHING BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT, THE SCROLLTEXT! JUST A LITTLE THOUGHT TO ASSASSINATER, WHO IS CURRENTLY ENJOYING HIS LIFE IN FRANCE! BUT WHO NEEDS FRANCE, WHEN YOU GOT DENMARK? BY THE WAY, I JUST SAW THE NEW P.E.N.I.S, AND ESPECIALLY THE RANKINGS LIST! WE WEREN'T MENTIONED IN THE RANKINGS LIST! WE ARE NUMBER TWO IN DENMARK, TOGETHER WITH KEFRENS! NOW IM GOING TO DOPE MYSELF WITH SOME COFFEE, BECAUSE I DIDN'T SLEEP MUCH LAST NIGHT, BUT I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN THIS IN ANOTHER PART! INFACT I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN MUCH IN OTHER DEMOS. SO IM DESPERATELY IN SEARCH OF SOME INSPIRATION! OKAY, IM GONNA TELL YA ABOUT OUR PLANS FOR THE PARTY! WE WILL RELEASE OUR MEGA-COMPETITION-DEMO, AND FURTHER MORE WE WILL TAKE PART OF THE GRAPHIC COMPETITION! OUR ARTIST TEMET HAVE DRAWN SOME REALLY COOL PICTURES, HE IS WORKING FOR A CERTAIN COMPANY IN CANADA! DO YOU LIKE ACID, I DONT (WHO DOES?) ZONIX AND STATIC DOES 'NUFF CRAP ABOUT THIS DEMO! RIGHT NOW WE ARE WATCHING DEMOS, AND WE HAVE JUST SEEN AN OUTLAWS AND ESCAPE DEMO! THEY USED OUR FONT FROM TRAGIC MAGIC AS THEIR LOGO! SO DID NORTHSTAR AND SILENTS! AND THAT IS WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT, IT WAS IN EXACTLY THE SAME DEMO, SAME ROUTINES AND SAME SOUND! BUT WHO DID THIS ORIGINAL? I VOTE FOR NORTHSTAR AND SILENTS, CAUSE I SAW THEIR DEMO FIRST! THAT MEANS THAT OUTLAWS AND ESCAPE MUST HAVE STOLEN NORTHSTAR AND SILENTS DEMO! PRETTY LAME EH? SURE THING BUT WHO KNOWS! A RELIABLE SOURCE TELLS ME THAT THE LESS FAMEOUS CRUNCHER WANTS TO WRITE, SO JAKE IT PEOPLE! AT THIS MOMENT DROOPY THE FRENCH DOG IS BEATING UP OUR YOUNGEST MEMBER - ZONIX.... NOW ZONIX IS CRYING!! HAHA RAZ JUST WOKE UP... HE IS QUITE GOOD LOOKING TODAY! - JOKE?? JAKE (THE SNAKE) AND I JUST FINISHED A PACK... AS IM HAVING PROBLEMS WITH INSPIRATION I MIGHT AS WELL FINISH MY PART OF THIS SCROLLTEXT WITH OUR WELL KNOWN CONTACT ADDRESS... REBELS - 3400 HILLEROED 2 - DENMARK CRUNCHY'S GONE... ... HELLO FANS..... THIS IS YOUR FAVOURIT ALIEN!! ALSO KNOWN AS MOTORHEAD.. DON'T KNOW WHY... THIS IS REALY THE LAMEST PART OF MAKING A DEMO! ...WRITING THE SCROLL TEXT... IT'S ALWAYS LAME, AND EVER READS 'EM... AT LEAST NOT THIS FAR.. AM I RIGHT, OR AM I RIGHT?? ANYWAY.. THATS ABOUT IT.. JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE A SAY IN THIS DEMO, EVEN IF IT WAS AT THE END... THIS IS THE END, SO PLEASE CLICK THE MOUSE BUTT.. I SAID CLICK IT!!! THERE IS NOTHING MORE! BEAT IT BUMHEAD!! NERD!! THAT'S IT!! I'M OUT OF HERE!! YOU WANT MORE TEXT?? OK!! HERE WE GO AGAIN...
