Compo Intro '91

WELCOME TO A SMALL INTRO, MADE BY LEROY OF GOONIES.... THIS IS FIX OF GOONIES WRITING, COZ LEROY ISNT HERE.  THIS INTRO SHOULD BE RELEASED ON THE ANARCHY PARTY IN SWEDEN, IF ALL GOES WELL!   TO ALL YOU COOL DUDES AT THE PARTY, I HOPE IT ALL WILL GO WELL, AND THAT THE DEMO COMPO WILL BE FAIR...  FIRST I WANNA SAY HELLO TO DAN OF ANARCHY, IT WAS NICE TO HAVE YOU AS A GUEST... YOUR DEMOS IS ALWAYS COOL!  RUSH AND YOU ARE RATHER COOL TOGETHER... HAVE YOU SEEN RUSHS NEW ROUTINE, THE TRANSFORMING LIGHT FILLED VECTOR? IT IS FUCK AWESOME! STAY COOL MATE...  ALSO HELLO TO CLASSIC, WE WILL REMEMBER TO CREDIT YOU FOR YOUR CRACKS IN THE FUTURE... NOW I WILL TELL YOU THE STORY OF MY LIFE: IT WAS A STORMY NIGHT... THE WIND WAS WILD, THE SUN HAD DIED AND THE MOON WAS FULL... THEN SUDDENLY A WOMEN CRIED,  AAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!  AND A BRILLENT CHILD WAS BORN!   THE CHILD WAS GODS GIFT TO MANKIND... THIS CHILD WAS CALLED FIX, THE WORLD RULER! (WHO SAID I AM SELF-CENTERED?)  FIX GREW TO BE A HANDSOME MAN, HE HAD THE BRAIN OF ALBERT EINSTEIN!  AND THE BODY OF ARNOLD BLACK-NIGER!  HE HAS ASKED TO JOIN A, AT THAT TIME, A VERY COOL GROUP... HE SAID "YES, AND I WILL MAKE THE GROUP EVEN MORE FAMOUS!"   AND SO HE DID....  THIS WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE!    WITH SMALL CHANGES!    I GUESS THIS WILL BE ENOGH FOR NOW...  SO GOOD NIGHT WORLD, WHERE EVER YOU ARE!      FUCK JACK KILLIAN!