Metal Melissa - The Pisser

HOI MEN... NOW YA SEE THE LAST PART OF OUR DEMO CALLED METAL MELISSA THE PISSER!!! AND NOW DRAW YARSELF INTO THE FUCKING BIG WALL... JUST DO IT.. DO NOT BE SHY... BY THE WAY.. I HATE THIS DEMO  HIHIHIHI.. DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS... YES NOW THE LONG AWAITD GREETINGS AND THEN WE WILL SWITCH TO OUR BIG DRUG PADDY IN THE WALLS OF HAMMERHEAD... BUT FIRST THE GREETINGS BUT WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE LIST IS COMPLETE SO DO NOT BE ANGRY IF YAR NAME IS NOT INCLUDED CAUSE THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST DEMO OF ANIMATORS...    HANDSHAKES TO...  ALFA FLIGHT, AMAZE, ABSENCE, ACME, APEX, ABNORMAL, ABANDON, ANARCHY, AGNOSTIC FRONT, BRAINSTORM, BYTE BUSTERS, BLIZZARD, BOUNTY, CELTIC, COMPLEX, CINFEX DESIGN, CYTAX, CRUSADERS, CULT, COUNTACH, CANNONBALL EXPRESS, CAVE, CASCADE, CLASH, CAVEMEN, CRYPTOBURNERS, DEXION, DISASTER AREA, DOMINATORS, DUECO, DICTATORS, DEFJAM, DUAL CREW, D TECT, ENERGY, ENDLESS PIRACY, EUPHORIA, END OF CENTURY 1999, FREELANCE, FRANTIC, GERMAN FRONT AND SKC, GATE, HORIZON, IRIS, LEVEL 4, MAD FACTORY, MIDNIGHT SUN, MIRAGE, PARADISE, PANIC, PRONG, PROTON LTD., PUNISHERS, QUARTEX, RAZOR 1911, RAF, RISK INC., SECTION 8, SAVAGE, SUPPLEX, SPAIKERS, SCOOPEX, STRANGERS, SANITY, SYNTAX ERROR, SCS CREW, SPREADPOINT, TSB, TRASH, TREACL, TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR INC, TARKUS TEAM, UFO, WIZZCAT, WANG 2, WARFALCONS, ZENITH     ... STOOOOP... ENOUGH OF THE FORMAL PART... QRZZTSZ.. NOW A SWITCH TO THE PADDYROOM...  WIR HABEN AUCH OHNE ALK SPASS... WE HAVE FUN WITHOUT ALC...  SCULL...   HY, HERE IS AGAIN AND AGAIN THE GREAT ANIMATORS!!  HOPE YOU ENJOY THE DEMO RELEASD ON THE... HIHIHI HERE IS MORBID... NO ONE IS SOBER ANIMORE... HIHIHIH  AND JEFF THE RESET KING JUST MADE ANOTHER RESET BUT WITH THE  GAMEBOY... PIEP PIEP PIEEEP IF I ONLY COULD GET JEFF INTO MY FINGERS... THIS SHITHEAD... HIHIHIHI!!! BUT ENOUGH OF THIS PRIVATE STUFF.. MUST DRINK SMOKE AN PLAY GAMEBOY.. SEE YA!!!!!   HELLOFF HERE IST HAMMERHEAD!!!!!! UM GOTTES WILLEN!!! PLQUAD IST DIE LOESUNG!!! AND IN ENGLISH... PLQUAD IS THE RESOLUTION... ARGH, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, SO I LL GIVE BACK THE KEYPAD TO... TO JOESCH OF COURSE NO QUESTION DARAUF ERST MAL NEN DREIFACHES TOEROEEEE!!! BY THE WAY ANOTHER GUY ENTERED OUR TEAM! HE IS CALLED RAZE! HE LEFT CAUSE OF THE GAY CODER OF... YA KNOW WHO I MEAN DONT YOU.. NE, ERST UEBER DAS CODING VOM IRAK DEMO LAESTERN ABER DANN NOCH NICHT MAL VERNUENFTIG DEN SOUND IM JOLLY FOTZER AUSSTELLEN KOENNEN! NA JA THATS ANOTHER THING. JAU PERHAPS ANOTHER ONE WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO FILL THESE LINES OK NO ONE WANTS TO WRITE SO...YOU HAVE TO READ MY SHIT AGAIN NOW I AM DRINKING THE CAN OF GOOD OLD KARLSQUELL! DIE PALETTEN SIND ALLE ES IST 02.15 AM UND ALDI HAT ZU!..SHIT.. AND NOW A SHORT INTERRUPTION FOR A COMERCIAL BREAK! WOSCH...COMING SOON.. ROLL OR DIE.. WATCH OUT OR NOT, THATS YOUR PROB!! NEXT ONE! BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT GOD IS DEAD!! AND CALL TOP GUN BBS IF YOU CAN GET A CONNECT OR WHAT. NOW WE WANT TO EAT SOMETHING, ABER DIE NUDELN SIND IM MOMENT NOCH GEFROREN, ABER EGAL! HI TO ALL GUYS WHO KNOW ME AND NOW THE SECOND TRY TO THROW THE KEYBOARD TO SOMEONE..OR SOMETHING JOKE OF COURSE..TOO MANY BRACKETS BEFORE WAIT... BYE AND REMEMBER.. SMELLS LIKE SHIT.. HOI HOI... I AM MALCOM AND I NOW HAVE TO WRITE SOME WORDS TO YOU! WE HAVE AS ALWAYS A SMALL MEMBER MEETING HERE IN THE WALLS OF HAMMERHEAD. AT ALWAYS IT IS NOT A PROBLEM TO GET DRUNKEN AND SO LETS START A BIG T O E R O E E E E!!!   HOPE YOURS WAS AS GOOD AS MINE WAS..A COOL CAN OF BEER, WHAT ELSE.. AT THE MOMENT WE HAVE A GREAT PROBLEM, BECAUSE JEFF IS NOT ABLE TO WARM UP THE FUCKING NUDELS. WE ARE WAITING FOR HOURS BUT HE CAN NOT TURN ON THE COOKING-MACHINE. I THINK IT IS NOT NECCESSARY TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE  MOST LOOSING CODER ON THE GLOBE. RAZE KNOWS WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT. AND COKE ALSO UNDERSTANDS ME..GELLE COKE.. FOR THIS REASON I START NOW AND WELCOME ABSOLUTELY OFFICAL OUR NEWEST MEMBER... R A Z E...  HOPE WE SEE US IN THE NEXT TIME TO KILL A FEW KARSLQUELL PALETTEN.  IF YOU WANT YOU NOW CAN BET!!! WHICH EVENT WILL HAPPEN FIRST 1. THE NUDELS WILL BE HOT    OR    2. MORBID WILL BE ASLEEP. THE CHANCES ARE 1000.10 FOR THE NUDLES. BET NOW!!! DO NOT LOSE YOUR CHANCE. THE RESULT WILL BE MENTIONED AT THE END OF THIS DUMP SCROLLIE..OR NOT. ..HAEHAEHAE.. SEND YOUR BETS TO US AND YOU WILL NEVER GET A ANSWER. EXACTLY NOW I AM RUNNING OUT OF MY WRITING POWER, SO YOU NOW HAVE TO WELCOME ANOTHER COOL ANIMATOR... LETS SEE... BYE!!! HY, HERE IS JEFF WRITING SOME DULLY SENTENCES IN THIS SCROLL.  O.K. FIRST I WANT TO GREET ALL MEMBERS OF ANIMATORS, WHO CANNOT BE WITH US ON THIS LITTLE MEETING. SEE YOU ON THE NEXT BIG PARTY IN EUROPE... SMALL NOTE TO JESTER OF SANITY. GREAT TUNES AND GO ON YOUR WORK... LETS FUCK THE GREAT NIEDELS.. SPAGHETTIES.. AND BOULOGNIESE... I MUST EAT SOMETHING...THE KEYBOARD JUMPS TO     HUM, WHO COULD BE THIS.. ARE THERE ANY Q MARX IN THE SCROLLER  THIS IS HAMMERHEAD. ITS 3.10 IN THE MORNING AND EVERYBODY (EXCEPT THE ONE) IS EATING NEEDLES/NUDLES/NOODLES/ITALICS/EGGPRODS/ORWHOISITCALLED. JUST SITTING HERE...AND ALL GUYZ ARE COMING BACK FROM EATING AND NOW AN INTERFIEP: WIE HATS GESCHMECKT. GUT SUPER ETC     HEY, WHERE IS MY BEEEER.. WHERE COULD IT BE.. AAAAAHH IVE FOUND SOME..NTERESTING TEXT... WE ARE DISCUSSING  SO MUCH ABOUT DEMOS THAT I CANNOT CONTINUE WRITING... PLEASE WAIT A SECOND...  ARGH TO NORTHERN COMFORT, COZ HE WANTS TO COPY SUM STUFF,  BUT THE 2.DRIVE IS CONNECTED TO MINE, SO WAIT A MINUTE AGAIN...     HAEH HAEH JEFF IS CRASHED SOLL ABGESTUERZT SEIN IN A GAMEBOY GAME BUT NOW LETZ TYPE NOFFF NOW SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE SO I GIVE THE PAD TO. JEFF... PLAYING X COPY WAS VERY FUNNY... THE PROBLEM,  WHO WON.. 2.1... FOR JOESCH... FLYS FOR EVER...  GREETINGS TO SANTA CLAUS AND HIS VERY COOL PRESENTS... DOPE, SHIT AND BEER... AND PILS... WE HAVE FUN WITHOUT ALC... ORWHAT DO YOU DO THINK...CAN WE SPEAK ENGLISH OR WHAT...I GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO...ME.. MORBID BETEDEBEDEDEDEBE...  COMMENT FROM JEFF  NOW IT IS 3.40 O CLOCK.. MORBID IS DULL SEIN PECH. FICKT EUCH I HAVE PENNED  A BIT AND NOW TOTAL SOBER... OHHHHHHHH O.K. NOW I HAVE TO GUESS WHAT.. DRINK, DRINK, DRINK... HIHIHIHIHI... NVNV   LOTZ ERZAEHLT SCHEISSE!!! AFTER  GAMBELING SOME BULLSHIT GAMES ON GAMEBOY HERE WE ARE BACK! OHNE JOY NO VOIT..INSIDER JOKE... DO YOU HEAR THE PILS DOSEN CALLING  DRINK ME, DRINK ME PLEASE! JEFF CAN DOCH ENGLISH.. WHERE ARE THE BEST LETTERWRITER.. SAVE THE ICE BAEREN... SAVE IT NOW AND FOREEVER.. SAVE THE SONDERSIGNS A HIGH ON THE ENGLISCH  EIN HOCH AUF DAS ENLISH.. LAZER  POWERUP   TURRICAN FEVER O.K. I THINK THATS ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT SCROLLTEXT. WE WANNT TO WRITE A LITTLE BETTER STYLE... PARLEZ VOUS FRANCEZ... VOULEZ VOUS COUCHEZ AVEC MOI...  NEE, MIT DIR NICH... COMMENT FROM MORBID FICKIE FACKIE IN DEN KACKIE... OHHH SCHOEN ENG... ES GEHT AUCH OHNE ARSCHFICK.. THIS IS THE EROTIC PART OF THE SCROLLTEXT.. OHH, YEAHHH, OHHH, GOOD, HSDGFL, IUFGA...NO TRANSFER DENKTIEF.. THINKDEEP... NO PHOTOS... NO CRIME... NO SEX...  NO FUN... ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW FOR EVER... WAIT JEFF THE ONLY THING MORBID CAN SAY IS SEX, DRUGS AND AMIGA...  MORBID IS SOOOOOO LAME!!!!!  FICK VDCICH JEFF...  YES, MORBID IS SOOOOOOOO LAMEEE