The Christmas Demo

WELCOME TO THE SANTA KLAUS PART OF THE XMAS DEMO FROM RAM JAM     IF YOU ARE ABLE TO READ THIS THAN YOU ARE A REALLY GREAT BRAIN!!!     YEAH...THIS IS GRIZZLY AT THE KEYBOARD... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M WRITING NOW... BUT I'M COSTRICTED TO WRITE SOMETHING.. WELL THAT IS A GREAT DAY FOR MY FUTURE JOB! NOW I'M IN A COMPUTER SHOP!!!... AND THEN I'M THE SYSOP FROM ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!  OKAY THAT'S ALL NOW I LEAVE SPACE AT ACBS FOR MORE SHIT ... MERRY XMAS!!!!    HAWDY FOLKS!!! ANOTHER TIME I'M SITTING IN FRONT OF THIS SHITTY MACHINE (IT'S THE GRIZZLY'S ONE....)     WEEEEELLLLLL, WE ARE AT EXECUTOR'S PLACE, IN GENOA, AND THIS IS THE FIRST MEETING EVER BETWEEN MORE THAN 3 MEMBERS...   WE ARE: ACBS ... EXECUTOR ... BAR ... GRIZZLY ... THE GODFATHER ..... AND MINE GIRLFRIEND CALLED SONIA WHO IS SITTING BEHIND MYSELF BORING HERSELF SO MUCH.....SORRY SONIA !!!  O.K. LET'S STOP HERE SAYING BULLSHITS .....

SORRY FOR THIS LOW BUDGET PART, BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS ABOUT 287 KBYTES LONG......  HERE IS BAR WRITING: THAT LAZY GUY HAS JUST GONE TO THE BATHROOM AND SO IT'S UP TO ME (THE GODFATHER) TO WRITE SOME BULLSHITS... WELL AS YA PERHAPS KNOW I AM A MODEMTRADER AND I AM ACCUSTOMED TO WRITE ONLY LITTLE SENTENCES... YA KNOW, EVEN BOXING OR CARDING MODEMING IS NOT THE MOST EASY WAY TO TELL SOMETHING TO THE PEOPLE.. AND SO HERE I AM I WANNA JUST HELLO ALL MY FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND TELL TO THE LAMERS JUST PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BIG BROKEN ASSHOLE AND DREAM WATCHING THIS DEMO... A JOKE .... DO YA KNOW WHY SANTA KLAUS HAS GOT TWO BIG BALLS??? .. CAUSE HE COMES ONCE A YEAR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY MERRY XMAS TO YA AND KEEP TASTING THE DIFFERENCE!     SCROLLER RESTARTS...

YAOUEAIUOAIOYEAH    O.K. GUYS   WELCOME TO THE BAD TASTE SANTA KLAUS PART!!   I HOPE NO ONE OF YOU WILL COPY THIS IDEAS.....   THIS DEMO WON'T BE A CODING MASTERPIECE, BUT IT'S FOR SURE ONE OF THE BEST THOUGHT DEMO OF THE LATEST YEARS....     SOME MESSAGES FROM OUR MODEM GUYS.....   FROM GRIZZLY TO VORTEX OF REBELS:   TAKE A LOOK AT THE RICK'S DESCRIPTION FILE.....  TO CYBERBIT OF LIGHT YEARS:    LEAVE ME A MESSAGE, DOWNGUY!     TO FREEDY KRUEGER OF SCOOPEX:  SPREAD THIS DEMO AROUND THE U.S.A. ..... WHAT DO YOU THINK 'BOUT THIS? TO THE WAREHOUSER: THIS TIME WE LEAVE THIS IN THE HOTTEST WAREZ CONFERENCE  TO DARK ANGEL/DIVINA: OUR STYLE IS GROWING LIKE YOUR DICK WHEN YA UPLOAD TO STORM/DIVINA: HAS THE ALTAIR DIED? ALWAYS WAITING FOR YOUR COOL CRACK TO TED/RAMJAM: GO ON WITH YOUR GREAT WORK! TO KADAVER/CRYSTAL: ARE YA GONNA STAY IN MILAN? YA CAN FIND A LOT OF FRIENDS THERE!  FGF,E,MASTER/IBB ENJOY YOUR MESSAGES IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR...  TO FILIPPETTO/VEGA : CALL BACK IF YA HAVEN'T SET YOUR HST! SEEYA!!!!!     WRAP.....

YOO THERE, WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL HOROSCOPE FOR THE 1992......  TEXTS WERE WRITTEN BY MIC-T... OUR GIRL SO, IF YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WRITE HER!!    HEY, I'M BAR AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD SOMETHING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE, SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AND LUCK... FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU ARE A FISHES BEWARE OF BRONTOSAURUS. IN FACT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMASHED BY A BRONTOSAURUS FALLING FROM THE FOURTH FLOOR! OTHERWISE, IF YOU ARE A TAURUS I SUGGEST TO LOOK AT YOUR BALLS!! THIS TIME I THINK A COP-DOG, WHILE SEARCHING FOR COCAINE BY THE RAILWAY STATION, WILL BITE YOUR GENITAL ATTRIBUTES SHITTING'EM ON YOUR FEET...  OK.... THAT'S ALL FROM ME.... BYE BYE AND GOOD LUCK!!     SCROLLER RESTARTS...