YOOO GUYZ !!!!! HERE IT'S EXECUTOR AND THIS IS THE OFFICIAL INTRO FOR THE 'DIGITAL NOISES' DEMO.... THIS LITTLE BUT FANTASTIC PIECE OF CODE WAS WRITTENED IN ABOUT 1 DAY BY ME... CREDITS: CODE, GFX AND MUSIC BY EXECUTOR OF RAMJAM CHARSET BY POSDNUOS OF RAMJAM .... NOTE: THE MUSIC YOU'RE LISTENING IS ONLY 7KB LONG!!! IF YA WANNA CONTACT ME WRITE TO: ANDREA FASCE VIA PISA 17/1 16146 GENOVA ITALY IF YA WANNA STOP THE SCROLLY, JUST PRESS RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON..... FOR THE GREETINGS LIST READ THE SCROLLY OF THE 'REAL' DEMO.... AND NOW SOME LITTLE MESSAGES IN ITALIAN... EH SI', IN OGNI MIO DEMO CI SARANNO SEMPRE MESSAGGI IN ITALIANO POICHE' PREFERISCO ESPRIMERMI IN ITALIANO CHE IN INGLESE.... HEY, ACBS COSA NE PENSI DI QUESTO LAVORO??? NON MALE PER UN RAGAZZO DI SOLI 15 ANNI!!! BEH, NATURALMENTE QUESTO NON E' CHE L'INIZIO.... ASPETTA E VEDRAI (HO IN PROGETTO UN GIOCO CHE REALIZZERO' CON BAR...).... YO BAR, LE TUE MUSICHE SONO VERAMENTE FANTASTICHE (NON SO' PERCHE' NON TI PIACE LA TUA MUSICA AMOEBA'S RESEARCH, MA A ME PIACE MOLTO...) ... INIZIERO' A CODIFICARE AL PIU' PRESTO LE ROUTINE DI SCROLLING PER IL NOSTRO GAME.... VEDRAI CHE VERRA' FUORI UN CAPOLAVORO....( BEH, NON ESAGERIAMO...).... AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... WWRRAAPP
YOUAYEAH GUYZ OUT OF THERE!!! HERE'S EXECUTOR AT THE KEYBOARD..... READ THE LINETEXT FOR INFORMATIONS ABOUT MUZAKS AND FOR SOME LITTLE STORY.... USE YOUR MOUSE TO CHANGE BETWEEN MUZAKS AND TO SELECT EFFECTS.... AS YOU CAN SEE, IN THIS DEMO THERE'S A COMMAND PANEL SIMILAR TO WHAT YOU CAN FIND IN A CD-PLAYER SO YOU PROBABLY KNOW HOW TO USE IT..... AND NOW SOME CREDITS..... ALL CODING BY: EXECUTOR (THAT'S ME...) LOGO BY: RIP CHARSET BY: SZONE ADDITIONAL GFX BY: EXECUTOR MUZAKS BY: BAR AND EXECUTOR ... OK... NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME MESSAGES..... TO ACBS OF RAMJAM: CIAO ANDREA, CHE TE NE SEMBRA DI QUESTO FANTASTICO LAVORO??? CHE VOTO MI DARESTI PER 'STO DEMO??? E LE MUSICHE TI PIACCIONO??? E LA IMPOSTAZIONE GENERALE??? BEH, ADESSO BASTA CON TUTTE 'STE DOMANDE E PARLIAMO UN PO' DI ALTRO.... TANTO PER COMINCIARE SONO MOLTO CONTENTO DI ESSERMI UNITO A RAMJAM, COSI ADESSO SONO IN UN VERO E CONOSCIUTO GRUPPO.... MI RACCOMANDO, FAMMI SPESSO DELLE LUNGHE TELEFONATE (TANTO SCROCCHI...) E RICORDATI DI MANDARMI SEMPRE TUTTE LE NUOVE RELEASES DEL GRUPPO... PURTROPPO QUEST'ANNO NON SONO RIUSCITO A PREPARARE IN TEMPO NIENTE DA PORTARE ALLO SMAU, MA IN COMPENSO ADESSO E' PRONTO 'STO LAVORO.... BEH, ADESSO PASSIAMO AD ALTRI MESSAGES E SCUSATEMI SE SCRIVO IN ITALIANO, MA IO ODIO L'ENGLISH (O ALMENO, VISTO CHE HO SOLO 15 ANNI, PER SCRIVERE UN LUNGO SCROLLTEXTS IN INGLESE CORRETTO CI PERDO DELLE ORE.....). OK, OK... NOW I'LL WRITE SOMETHING IN ENGLISH SO IF YOU AREN'T AN ITALIAN, YOU CAN READ WHAT I'M WRITIN'.... TO BAR OF RAMJAM: YOUR MUZAKS ARE VERY VERY FANTASTIC..... SCUSAMI MA HO VOGLIA DI SCRIVERTI IN ITALIANO.... TANTO PER COMINCIARE E' UNA FORTUNA CHE ABITIAMO VICINI, COSI' QUANDO INIZIEREMO A SCRIVERE IL NOSTRO GIOCO NON CI SARANNO PROBLEMI..... TO MASE OF RAMJAM: YO, DANILO.... SCUSAMI PER IL RITARDO CON CUI TI HO RISPOSTO MA DOVEVO MANDARTI QUESTO...) TO POSDNUOS OF RAMJAM: YO, COOL GUY.... AND REMEMBER TO SEND ME YOUR NEW TUNES.... TO ATO OF RAMJAM: YOUR DIGITIZED PICS WEREN'T SO UGLY.... BUT WE WILL NOT UTILIZE THEM IN ANY DEMO..... HEHEHEHEHE.... TO ROCKETEER OF RAMJAM: SEND ME YOURS NEW RAMJAM-LOGOS..... TO DDT OF HALF-BRAIN TEAM: YOOOOOOOOOO CRAZY BOY...... DO YA LIKE THIS PRODUCTION..... EXCUSE ME IF I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS DEMO IN COOPERATION WITH YOUR CREW...... KEEP ON SENDIN' YOUR PRODUCTIONS!!!! TO HELL: HEY, GIOVANNI, E' UN PO' CHE NON CI SENTIAMO E'..... BACKSTAGE E' MORTA..... LUNGA VITA A RAMJAM..... CIAO !!!!!! TO MBF OF CCP: YOOOO FABIO.... RICORDA CHE L'IMPORTANTE E' COMINCIARE..... CIAO!!! TO MR. BYTE OF THE EVIL FORCES: CIAO, MIO NUOVO AMICO..... TI PIACE 'STO DEMO??? AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR A GREETINGS-LIST..... GREETINGS GO TO (NO ORDER....): SCOOPEX, RED SECTOR-TRISTAR, PHENOMENA, CRYPTOBURNERS, REBELS, AGILE, ZERO DEFECTS, IBB, VEGA, THE EVIL FORCES, DIVINA, HALF-BRAINS TEAM, LEGEND, MAJIC 12, SYMBIOSYS, CRUSADERS, BRAINSTORM, BRAINWAVE, WIZZCAT, ANALOG, STATIC BYTES, AXIS, BASS, THE SILENTS, PURE METAL CODERS, AMAZE, CYTAX, ROYAL AMIGA FORCE, END OF CENTURY 1999, ANDROMEDA, BASTARDS, ARTEMIS, ABSENCE, UTOPIA, PALACE, SUBWAY, CAVE, IMAGE, ANARCHY, DEXION, ALPHAFLIGHT, DUAL CREW, CABAL, COMA, THE SPECIAL BROTHERS, BYTE RAPERS, FRANTIC, GRACE, LIVE ACT, CCP ..... AND TO ALL OTHERS I FORGOT... NOW I'M VERY TIRED SO LET ME END WITH SOME MESSAGES...... W GENOA E W LA FICA...... THIS DEMO WAZ RELEASED ON OCTOBER 22TH 1991.... I'M ONE OF THE YOUNGER CODER IN THE WORLD....( IS OUT OF THERE ANY 15 YEARS OLD BOY THAT CAN DO THIS???) .... UN CIAO A TUTTI I MIEI AMICI ... AND NOW.... WWWWWRRRAAAPPP
THE ISLAND ROAD THE ISLAND ROAD IS A NEW AGE CLASSIC TUNE FROM DAVID ARKENSTONE - IF YOU'REWANDERING WHAT THE DEVIL IS A NEW AGE TUNE AND WHO CAN HAVE SUCH A STUPID SURNAME I CAN SUGGEST YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO THAT FUCKED RAPPER OR HEAVY-METAL SO-CALLED ARTIST YOU USE TO LISTEN, AND TO GO TO HIRE A NEW AGE CD BY YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC SHOP IN TOWN ... WELL THIS SEEMS TO BE A TV ADVERTISEMENT BUT ANYWAY IF YOU LIKE J.M.JARRE AND CO. YOU WON'T DISLIKE PEOPLE LIKE DAVID ARKENSTONE AND BRUCE MITCHELL... IF YOU WILL I'M SORRY FOR YOU... I JUST HOPE YOU LIKE MY VERSION ... IT TOOKS ME HALF AN HOUR THAT'S QUITE A LONG TIME IF YOU REALIZE THAT I'VE BEEN HERE WRITING THESE CRAP TEXTS FOR TWO HOURS... BUT YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A GOOD WRITER - WELL THAT'S IT, BUT REMEMBER THAT SYNCROPOWER YO, GUY LISTENIN' TO THIS FANTASTIC TUNE, I'M EXECUTOR, THE BOY WHO MADE THIS TUNE AND THIS SHITTY DEMO.... NOW SOME INFO ABOUT THIS TUNE.... IT IS ABOUT 130K LONG AND IT WAS MADE IN 3 (OR 4?) DAYS... I HOPE YA LIKE IT BUT IF YOU DON'T... FUCK YA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA (OH YEAH, I'M A VERY CRAZY BOY...)..... NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE DOWN IN THIS STUPID LINETEXT SO I WANNA TELL YOU A STORY... NO, NO THERE IS NO TIME FOR A STUPID STORY 'COUSE IT'S TIME TO END THIS ONE.... SEE YA AND REMEMBER.... FUCK TO FORGET BUT DON'T FORGET TO FUCK!!! ELECTRICITY HEY! THIS IS ELECTRCITY! YES THAT GREAT TUNE FROM... HEM... I DON'T KNOW BUT ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER!! THIS IS THEN THE PLAYING TUNE IN MY (BAR) LASTGAME 'CAZTRI', THAT IS A SORT OF TETRIS (WELL IT IS JUST TETRIS) BUT A LITTLE DIFFERENT IN DIFFICULTY LEVELS AND GRAPHICS. THE NAME 'CAZTRI', IF YOU'RE ITALIAN YOU MAYBE CAN IMMAGE WHAT DOES IT MEANS BUT IF YOU'RE NOT I TELL YOU THE MEANING, OR BETTER, IT SOUNDS LIKE 'COCK-TRI', OK? IN FACT THERE'S SOME NICE SMALL PRICKS ROUND THE SCREEN, BUT IT IS VERY PLAYABLE TOO!!! WHAT ELSE ABOUT THIS STUPID TUNE? ABOUT IT NOTHING, BUT I AVAIL MYSELF OF THIS TIME TO TELL YOU, PEOPLE READING THIS THAT IN MY OPINION THERE'S A LACK OF GIRLS IN THE EUROPEAN SCENE. WE OF RAM JAM MIRACOLOUSLY HAVE GOT ONE GIRL, BUT I SAW HER JUST ONE TIME AT THE SMAU IN MILAN AND THEN SHE'S ALREADY GOT A FUCKER (I MEAN A BOYFRIEND)... MARISA READING THIS, IT SEEMS A DECLARATION BUT IT ISN'T NECESSARY... ANYWAY YOU ARE (THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE READING THIS TEXT, SO TO MAKE THEM ENVIOUS) YOU ARE VERY NICE... BUT WHY THERE'S NO OTHER GIRL AROUND? WHY IS THIS SCENE SO COLD? WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A PERV?.... BYE BYE FRIENDS... MEGATRACK 1 HI GUYZ, THIS TUNE WAZ WRITTENED BY EXECUTOR SOME MONTHS AGO, AND THIS IS ONE MY BEST TUNES (MASE THINK THIS...) IT'S ABOUT 70K AND... AND... AND... WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER SO LET ME TELL YA SOME WORDS ABOUT FOOTBALL: FORZA GENOA! GENOVA E' SOLO ROSSOBLU!!!... HAHAHA (YES, I'M A VERY CRAZY BOY...) NOW IT'S 6 PM O'CLOCK AND I HAVEN'T ANY IDEA ABOUT WHAT I CAN WRITE IN THIS FUCKIN' DEMO' COUSE I HATE TO WRITE SCROLLTEXTS IN ENGLISH, SO IN THIS DEMO YOU CAN FIND SOME TEXTS IN ITALIAN.... ADESSO NE HOPER IL CAZZO DI CONTINUARE A SCRIVEREIN INGLESE POICHE' MI SONO STUFATO DI SCERVELLARMI A SCRIVERE QUINDI MI ESPRIMERO' NELLA MIA LINGUA NATIVA....(E' VERO, SONO COMPLETAMENTE PAZZO.... MA ME NE FREGO ALTAMENTE IL CAZZO... (CHE RIMA... BEFFARDA...)). BEH ADESSO E' ORA DI SCRIVERE ALTRI FOTTUTISSIMI MESSAGGI PER LE ALTRE MUSICHE QUINDI COSA ASPETTI A CLICKARE SU UN'ALTRA MUSICA (HEY, SE TI PIACE QUESTA TIENILA PURE ANCORA UN PO'..)??? C I A O !!! AMOEBA'S RESEARCH HELLO, I'M BAR, THE AUTHOR OF THIS SHITTY TUNE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANY TECHNO TUNE, I AGREE WITH YOU: THEY'RE JUST ALWAYS THE SAME SOUND, THE SAME BORING FX.. I DISLIKE. THIS AMOEBA'S RESEARCH WANT BE A DIFFERENT KIND OF TECHNO MUSIC, WELL IT'S ANYWAY BORING TOO, BUT IS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS.. IT'S A LAB-TECHNO-TUNE, I MEAN IT HAS TO BE PLAYED INSIDE A NATURAL-SCIENCE LABORATORY, WHILE YOU ARE SEARCHING WITH A MICROSCOPE FOR AMOEBES AND OTHER FLAGELLATE PROTOZOA.... I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DO IT... ANYWAY THIS IS ONE OF MY WROST TUNE EVER, I ADMIT.... THIRD RENDEZVOUS THIS SONG WAZ WRITTENED BY EXECUTOR AND IS ABOUT 40K LONG. IT USES SOME VERY SHORT INSTRUMENTS AND IT WAS COMPOSED IN 2 DAYS. IT WAS DONE UNDER PROTRACKER 1.1B AND IT'S A VERY GOOD TUNE. NOW I'M VERY TIRED AND ALSO HUNGRY SO WAITS SOME MOMENTS..... OK NOW WE CAN RESTART..... E ADESSO DUE PAROLINE IN ITALIANO, COSI' TUTTI GLI 'STRANIERI' CHE LEGGERANNO QUESTO TESTO NON CI CAPIRANNO UN CAZZO... BEH, MA NON HO NIENTE DA DIRE E ALLORA POSSIAMO TERMINARE QUESTO PALLOSISSIMO TESTO ... SEE YA IN ANOTHER TUNE!!! WORLD CONFLICT IF YOU READING THIS AND LISTENING TO THE TUNE HAVE ALREADY HEARED SOMETHING FROM ME - BAR - YOU ARE PROBABLY SURE I LOVE J.M.JARRE MUSIC BECAUSE I'VE RE-ARRANGED NEAR EVERY JARRE'S KNOWN TUNE... WELL THAT'S TRUE BUT THIS WANT BE THE LAST ONE 'CAUSE YOU AND I ARE GETTING BORED ABOUT IT... NOW I'LL TELL YOU A VERY STUPID STORY: YEARS AGO, IN OCTOBER, THERE WAS A GIRL CALLED EVELINE... SHE WAS NICE, FINE AND WELL-PATTED BUT A REAL JACKASS, THAT'S WHY I LOVED HER... WELL ONE DAY I SEND HER ELEVEN RED VERY-EXPENSIVE ROSES TO MAKE HER KNOWING MY LOVE BUT SADLY SHE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME AND SO SHE THROWED THEM IN THE GARBAGE... THE DAY AFTER I BOUGHT JARRE'S RENDEZVOUS AND I SPENT VERY LONG LONELY HOURES LISTENING THIS THIRD RENDEZVOUS. SO, I WANT TO SUGGEST YOU TO MAKE THE SAME IF YOU HAVE THE LUCK TO LIVE AN ANALOGOUS EXPERIENCE, IF YOU DO MAYBE YOU'LL SUICIDE... I DIDN'T SUICIDE BUT JUST BECAUSE I KNEW SHE WAS A CRAPPY SKUNK, SHE DIDN'T WORTH MY LIFE!! NOW IT'S OCTOBER, MANY YEARS HAVE PAST, THIS THIRD RENDEZVOUS REMAINS... HARD CORE YES, I LIKE VERY MUCH HEAVY-METAL TUNES (SORRY, BAR...) AND THIS IS MY (WROST) CONTRIBUTE TO THE HEAVY SCENE... AND NOW A LITTLE CHART ABOUT THE BEST WORLD HEAVY BAND.... (BUT THIS IS ONLY MY OPINION...) 1-GUNS N' ROSES 2-SCORPIONS 3-IRON MAIDEN 4-ALICE COOPER 5-SKID ROW 6-..... OK, IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME... WRITE TO ME.... HEHEHEHE!!! THIS TUNE (ANDTHE OTHERS, TOO) WAZ WRITTENED WHEN I WAS A MEMBER OF MY OLD CREW CALLED 'BACKSTAGE'... EH SI', THIS IS MY FIRST DEMO FOR RAMJAM AND I HOPE YA LIKE IT. OK, OK, I COULD INSERT MORE COPPER EFFECTS, SOME 3D-ANIMATIONS ANDOTHER THINGS, BUT I'M ONLY A 15 YEARS OLD BOY SO.... NON C'ENTRA UN CAZZO!!! HAHAHA!!! SUMMERTIDE I'M VERY LUCKY IN LOVE, AS YOU KNOW. I MEAN, I HAVE GOT LOT'S OF GIRLS DIEING BY MY FEET (OF COURSE I MEAN DIEING FOR LOVE), BUT NICELY THEY'RE JUST THE MOST LOUSY ONES, USUALLY FLAT AS A PANCAKE OR FAT AS A BARREL... THE ONES I LIKE OF COURSE DON'T REALIZE MY EXISTENCE AND IF THEY DO IS BECAUSE I CAN BE AS BORING AS HELL... OF COURSE I LIKE THIS SITUATION. THE VERY BEST DAYS FOR ME ARE IN AUGUST, AT THE SEASIDE, WHEN I SEE 'FRIENDS' TELLING 'HEY YOU KNOW THAT GIRL, I MADE HER LAST NIGHT, THAT BITCH!', POSSIBLY WHEN 'THAT BITCH' IS THE GIRL I'D LIKED FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT EVEN I TOLD HER. THIS AUGUST NIGHTS I DIDN'T HAVE EVEN A GIRL - THIS IS QUITE TERRIBLE FOR ME - SO I OFTEN WAS NOT SO HAPPY, YOU KNOW. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE LAID WITH THAT CRAPPY GIRL BUT I DIDN'T, I WOULDN'T. SO I WAS SAD, LONELY, CRYING IN THE RAIN. IN THOSE TERRIBLE TIMES I COMPOSED DOZEN OF VERY DEPRESSING TUNES. ONE OF THEM IS THAT SUMMER TIDE, THE TOP EXPRESSION OF MY SAD DEPRESSION (I'M A POET!). BORED? SORRY, I HOPED SO... ZAPIT HULLALABALOUYEAH!!!!! (CHE CAZZO SIGNIFICA??? BO???) HERE I'M EXECUTOR AGAIN AND THIS TIME I WANNA FUCK WITH YOU (ONLY IF YOU'RE A GIRL.. I'M NOT A GAY)... EHM NO, I WANNA TO EXPLAIN YOU SOME INFOS ABOUT THIS TUNE (YEP)... THIS WAS ABOUT 70 KBYTES AND IT WAS COMPOSED IN 2 DAYS... ZZZZ... ZZZZZ... EHR, EXCUSE ME BUT I WAS.... ZZZZ... ZZZZZ.... OK, OK NOW IT'S TIME TO SEND SOME MESSAGES TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD... FUCK YOURSELF AND ENJOY FOR IT!!! HAHAHA!!! AND NOW IT'S TIME TO END 'COS I'VE TO READ THE LAST NUMBER OF MY FAVOURITE... PORNO-MAG... HAHAHA!!!
