WELCOME TO OUR FIRST DEMO!!! THIS IS NOT A VERY ORIGINAL DEMO, BUT WE'LL GET BETTER... (WE HOPE!) BY THE WAY: OUR NAME IS REDNEX (AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED)... AND WE ARE... CALL OUR NEW BOARD AT THE EUROBEAT. FIND US IN THE SUPPORT AREA. TLF: +45 31 75 91 10. YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO OUR MEGADEMO WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY BE BETTER THAN THIS AGGRAVATING LOADACRAP!!! NOW WE WILL GO FOR SOME GREETS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE... HAVE YOU TRIED 555-HELP???? IF NOT, THEN DO IT NOW!!! IF YOU HANG ON FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES, YOU WILL SEE A BRAIN-SCANNING OF W.S.A. (WHAT BRAIN??? ED.) OH NO!!! AND I THOUGHT THAT THIS DEMO WAS BUGFREE... GOOD THING THAT WE HAVE KNUD!!! THANKS FOR FIXING THAT ONE, KNUD!!! WE OWE YOU ONE!!! THIS ROUTINE IS REALLY A LITTLE FUSKY YOU KNOW!!! BUT WHAT THE HELL... AS LONG AS IT LOOKS GREAT!!! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT DOESN'T!!!! AND THIS ISN'T EVEN AN RGB-PLASMA!!! HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?? ACTUALLY WE DON'T KNOW, BUT IT MUST BE AT LEAST A THOUSAND FEET BELOW THE OCEAN... BUT EVEN IF THIS IS AN UNORIGINAL DEMO, IT CAN BE WEIRD... IN THIS ROUTINE YOU CAN TRY PRESSING EITHER MOUSEBUTTON TO ENTER 'CREATORMODE'... TRY IT!!! MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE CODERS BRAIN... DO YOU SEE THAT? OH IT'S DISGUSTING, REMOVE IT AT ONCE!!!! I DON'T LIKE BRAINDAMAGES!!, BUT WSA HAS ONE!!! AND MEGA MAD-EATER HAS TWO!!! WHAU! AT EACH FOURTH PIXEL!!! THAT IS EXTREMELY GOOD. BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, IT CAN BE DONE BETTER! AM I RIGHT??? OF COURSE I AM BUT THIS PLASMA CAN ALSO BE CONTROLLED BY HAND, JUST PRESS A MOUSEBUTTON... BUT I BELIEVE THAT IT IS FROM REDNEX!! SO SEE YA'? HEY WE FORGOT ONE ROUTINE!!!! AND WHAT A LAME ONE TOO!!! HIHIHIHI (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER). THIS DEMO IS BOYS ONLY!!! (INSPIRED FROM TCCCZZZZZZ... YAWN!!! GREETINGS TO (WHO WANTS TO BE GREETED BY LAMERS?): THE ONE AND LONELY MEGA FATNESS!!! AND TO THE REBEL TEAM (HI THERE IN NORWAY, HEI PAA DEI) AND TO HR. KVAK FROM BORING, AND OF COURSE TO DR.WHAT OF DIRECT (WHEN WILL WE SEE SOME VECTORS?) AND TO EASLEY OF CULT AND TO ZOONIE OF DEADLOCK AND WSA WANTS TO GREET NANCY. BY THE WAY: OUR SOURCE FOR THIS DEMO IS NOW 267000 BYTES
GREETINGS FROM DYT-PRODUCTION TO : REBEL TEAM - DARK AGES - ZDC/CODEX - STATIC BYTES - DR.WHAT/DIRECT - EASLEY/CULT - ZOONIE/DEADLOCK - PROLOGIC
CAST IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE: ---------------------------- WSA - GFX AND MUSIC TCCC - CODE SLAMMERMAN - CODE KNUD - PSYCHIATRIST ONANI-JONES - SPEED-WANKER TOTAL SUPPORT FREAKS: --------------------- BABY ALF/ - MORAL SUPPORTER DARK AGES AND SPREADER MEGA MADNESS/ - SLEEPER AND DARK AGES EATER CREW ------ WARDROBE - GENBRUGSEN MAKE-UP - HARIBO HAIR-DRESSER - JACK THE RIPPER LIGHTS - WSA CAMERA - SLAMMER ACTION - TCCC STUNT-DOUBLES ------------- ONANI-JONES, BABY ALF, BULLERBASSE, BENNY THE COP, PETER PARKER, CLARK KENT, MARTHA THE SEX-ANIMAL, JAY MINER, PHIL COLLINS, DJ SOULSHOCK THE PUSSY POACHER, KOMBO-MOUSEN, MASTER J. OF THE ENORMOUS DICKHEADS, DIG, MIG OG VI TO CORLEONE, CAPT'N KLUTZ OG SAA LIGE LILLE MIG! THE PRODUCERS WISH TO THANK --------------------------- PEPSICO INC. JOLLY COLA COMMODORE BUSINESS MACHINES INC. KIM'S PARTY FOOD NONAME DE DANSKE SPRITFABRIKER ALFRED RITTER'S CHOKOLADEFABRIK SHARP ELECTRONICS DSB :-( MR. QUARK TUBORG OG CARLSBERG STB/PSS SAN DILVA THIS SHOW WAS RECORDED USING THE DOLBY HX-PRO OKTA-NOISE ACCELERATING SYSTEM WHERE AVAILABLE. PICTURES IN DELUXE COLOUR DEVELOPED BY INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND MAGIC. ------------------------------------ NOTE: THE FOLLOWING TEXT IS NOT CENSORED AT ALL, AND WE TAKE NO
RESPONSIBILITY WHAT SO EVER. IT WAS WRITTEN BY PARTYGUESTS AT THE STB/PSS PARTY IN NYKOBING FALSTER/ DENMARK... ------------------------------------ HEJ MOR OG FAR DET ER BARE LIGE LILLE MIG SOM SIDDER HER OG SKRIVER JA JEG GOR HELLO,HERE IS THE BABY ALF OF DARK AGES. THIS PARTY IS JUST GREAT,I HAVE JUST GOT A COPY OF THE PARTY MUSIC! GREETINGS TO COPYRIDE AND DEADLOCK. ...BEEP... THERE SEEMS TO BE AN INTRUDER! HERE IS QUACKBUSTER OF STATIC BYTES STOMPING SOME BYTES IN THIS "NICE" DEMO FROM REDNEX! AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, WE ARE NOW SITTING AT THE STB AND PSS SUMMIT CONVENTION 1991.... APPROX. 300 GUYS ARE PRESENT HERE! SOME QUICK PARTY GREETINGS FROM ME TO: REDNEX, PROLOGIC, REBELS, LIGHT, FLASH PROD., QUARTEX, ANARCHY, RAZOR 1911, CRIONICS, SILENTS...ETC...ETC! I AM SITTING NEXT TO A LOT OF WEIRD GUYS FROM REDNEX! (SLAMMER, TCCC AND WSA!) * COMMERCIAL BREAK * MAKE SURE YOU GET DJ DISCOLEIF'S GREATEST HITS VOL. 3! IT WILL HOPEFULLY BE RELEASED AT THIS WICKED CONFERENCE HELD BY * STATIC BYTES AND PROLOGIC * WELL, I AM KINDA BORED OF WRITING IN THIS PSYCHEDELIC DEMO, SO I WILL PASS ON THE KEYBOARD TO SLAMMER OF REDNEX! HI! I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WRITE ANY STUPID MESSAGE IN THIS DEMO, 'CAUSE I'M TOO BUSY CODING IT!!! HEEYYYY !!! NEW MEAT IS TAKING OVER THIS KEYBOARD !!! MY NAME IS ZDC OF CODEX..... AND I AM A GOOD FRIEND OF THIS GROUP (I HOPE)..... WE (CODEX) ARE JUST HANGING AROUND HERE AT THE STATIC BYTE AND PROLOGIC DEMO PARTY COURSE WE HAVENT PREPARED ANYTHING AT HOME, BUT NEXT TIME....... WELL, JUST WAIT AND SEE. I HAVE SEEN MOST OF THE PARTS IN THIS DEMO NOW, AND ITS GOOD... FUCK.... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, SO I'LL JUST STOP WRITING THIS CRAP, AND GO BACK TO MY OWN GROUP (I NEED TO HIT SOMEBODY)... SO HERE GOES ZDC... BYE...
