--------------------------------------- - - - **** **** **** **** **** * * - - * * * * - - ***** **** ** * ** * **** * - - ** * ** ** * ** * ** *** - - ** * ***** **** ** * ***** ** * - - - - Going slightly mad! - --------------------------------------- Presents: >> TING MAA ALDRIG MAA GOERE!! << HELLO!! Diz iz HitHansen (former W.S.A.). I changed my name, cuz a group stole my name (who stole it?) Massager til alle undtagen den slemme slammer (hvordor?) Messages (den er fattet!, ed): AirWalK: Looking forward til DEN GODE? I am...ogsaa til DEN ONDE!... det blir VIRKELIG SJOVT!.. Mr. UltraTest: looking forward to the?????? hope you'll love da guitar! Jones(stinky coder): You are the................ ....smelliest coder?....... anyway you must finish the ??? demo in time.... QUACKBUSTER(STB?): JOIN SB!!!!!(Du vil jo gerne!) Mig og Jones glaeder os til at slaa dig og Legedrengen i Kick-off......
Executioner: Hvornaar sender du!!! Behold bytning (engelsk!.Ed) Sorry about the k......nne but the guy was a pikspissendegedmedostehovl Castor: Efterskole!!!!....nej!!!!!! hils LENE, eller hvad hun nu hed..... Mega madness: See you at AARs der faar du den!! Slammer: Hvorfor faar jeg ingen massage af dig..fedterov. Og hvorfor hvirker min Melodi i din intro IKKE! du lugter og er latterlig! Hvad faar man naar man blander SIMPSONS med MINE GLADE TRESSERE... ....Noget sjovt ikke ogsaa. Behold kodning(engelsk igen.) ORC AND DA SCREAMING GOBLIN: I er nogle sjove faetre! Dungeons rulez!!! Actors suxxxxxxxxx! DONT HESSITATE! JOIN F.A.T. TODAY Snak med brodristeren. THE SLUT!
REDNEX PRESENTS : "TING MAN ALDRIG MAA GOERE" GREETZ AT END OF SCROLL... YO THIS IS JONES TYPING... I ONLY HAVE A FEW MESSAGES TO: WILDCAT/???? -- JEG SAA MEMBERLISTEN TIL SHARKS DEN ANDEN DAG, OG DU VAR -IKKE- NAEVNT PAA DEN????? ER DU VIRKELIG MED I SHARKS, ELLER VAR DET BARE EN GANG FIS? SPARK LIGE TIL MICHAEL (ELLER HVAD HAN NU HEDDER, FOR JEG VIL GODT SNART HAVE MINE PENGE, OG BOEGERNE YO! THIS IS SLAMMER WRITING! I HAVE JUST HEARD OF A COOL GROUP CALLED VIXEN! I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY DEMOES FROM THEM, BUT I HEAR THAT THEY ARE GREAT COCO-STEALERS! CAN YOU TEACH ME TO STEAL COCOMILK? VIXEN ER NOEN LEDE LAMERE... WE DON'T WANT A WAR WITH YOU, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A BIG LOSS TO THE SCENE IF A GREAT GROUP LIKE YOU DIED... AND WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU CRY. HEY VIVALDI! DID YOU FIND ONE TO CODE YOUR BOOTMENU? HEHEHE.... ZEUS! ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A "STRYX"-GAME WITH YOUR GREAT EOR-BLITTERLINES? AND MAYBE A LITTLE TWO-PIXEL SINESCROLL ON TOP OF IT? OR MAYBE A SHAKY STARFIELD? OR MAYBE YOU'LL MAKE A DOUBLESINUSDOTROUTINE WITH 129 DOTS ONE DAY? GREETZ COMING RIGHT UP... NO ORDER AT ALL (HMMMM)... ADDONIC - AMAZE - AMONIA - ARCHAOS - AWAKE - BRONX - CAPITAL - CHROME - CRIME DEVILS - CULT - DAZZLE - DECEPT - DESIRE - DEVILS - DIMENSION 4 - DIRECT - EOC 1999 - EQUINOX - EXOTIC MEN - FALCONS - FLASH PRODUCTION - FRANTIC - GRACE - HEAVY DUTY - HUMANE - INFINITY - IRIS - KEFRENS - L.S.D. - MAJIC 12 - MOTION - PALACE - PIRATES - POSSESSED - QUADRIGA - SONIC - STATIC BYTES - STRANGERS - THE CRIMINALS - T.E.K. - TRIANGLE 3532 - UNLIMITED - UPFRONT - VANISH - VENDETTA PROD. - ZERO DEFEECTS
PRESENTS: "TING MAN ALDRIG MAA GOERE!!" DET ER SYND FOR OS - FOR DET HAR VI ALLERREDE GJORT! GREETINGS TO: SVEND DELLEPUSHER - ORLA FR0SNAPPER - UFFE ELLEMANN - HENNY NEDE FRA HJ0RNET - SLAGTEREN FRA COLBJ0RNSENSGADE - KAJEN KAJ - JOHNSUN - AZATOTH/PHENOMENA - NOW! LET'S TRY AND TRANSLATE THE TITLE OF THIS DUTRO: MUNKS AT MIDNIGHT CAUSES NUNS ON THE RUN. YEAH!!! OG DET ER AT VI HAR SKIDT EN LORT. BLIP! ENGLISH IS MY BEST FRIEND! WHAT A WIERD FRIEND! HEJ HEJ! VI SIGER DAV! OG VI HAR TJEK PAA DET GED HER! ALT ER NOGET GED. DER KOMMER 20 GEDER IND AF VINDUET LIGE NU! LUK 0JNENE I 35 SEK. HVIS DU VIL SMIDE BUKSERNE OG ONANERE, ELLER LAES VIDERE NU HVIS DU VIL TAGE HUSET OG KASTE DET PAA GEDEN! OG SAA LIDT BOB SCRATCH (HIT IT!)
HEJ GED! I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE HAD A BAD TIME SO FAR! BUT IF YOU THINK THAT IT'S BEEN TOO NORMAL FOR A REDNEX RELEASE,
THEN YOU WILL BE AWARDED FOR YOUR PATIENCE IN A FEW SECONDS TIME **************** * REDNEX * * -GOING * *SLIGHTLY MAAD!* ****************
YO GED! AND SLAMMER WELCOMES YOU TO THIS PART OF THIS LUDICROUSLY LAME DUTRO! TO EVERYBODY WHO WATCHED OUR DEMO 'QUACKBUSTED': PLEASE NOTE THAT THE DANCING MAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH QUACKBUSTER/STB, EVEN THOUGH THEY LOOK ALIKE! (SORRY RASMUS!) THIS IS PROBABLY THE LONGEST TEXT I'VE EVER WRITTEN IN ENGLISH IN A SCROLLER! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT DRUNK, WHO KNOWS? IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND OUR HOUSE IS TOTALLY COVERED IN WHITE ACIDSNOW! THE ROOF IS BURSTING RIGHT NOW AND I'M BEING BURIED IN SNOW. I'D BETTER CALL 0-0-0... I CAN HEAR THE AMBULANCE NOW... ARRRGH THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!!! AFTER A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL I'M BACK AND I'M IN A CHRISTMAS-MOOD. JINGLEBELLS, JINGLEBELLS, SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND GET SOME SEX FROM REDNEX. GET DOWN! DID YOU KNOW THAT GERT GUMLEDE GRUMT GR0NNE GULER0DDER? NO I THOUGHT SO... YO DR.WHAT? STOP THAT GAMECRAP AND MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL (LIKE DEMOES?) YEAH! I'M THE MAN WITH THE MASTERPLAN! WHY ARE YOU READING THIS ANYWAY? YOU HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING IN THIS PART BY NOW, AND THE ONLY THING THAT'S LEFT IS SOME SCROLLER... SO IF YOU LIKE LONG SCROLLERS, THEN READ ON... I WANT TO GREET ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRITTEN TO ME AFTER MY ADS IN MAGS! YO TUBORG/?: HAVE I WRITTEN TO YOU OR DID I FORGET IT? LET ME KNOW! QCB/STB: YO MATE (HVA'! VEN?)! ER DU IKKE BARE EN LILLE SMULE (B)ANAL ELLER HVA'? JEG ER DA LIDT KED AF MIN SIDSTE SENDING VAR SAA MAERKVAERDIG... (GU' ER JEG DA EJ! HVORDAN FANDEN KUNNE DU DOG TRO DET? HMMMMM....) NU TILSP0RGER JEG DIG, RASMUS "DEN KOMMER OM 14 DAGE" HOUGAARD, I FULD OFFENTLIGHED: VIL DU VAERE MED I LEDELSEN AF SB? DU VIL JO GERNE, MEN HUSK AT DET ER EN RET HEMMELIG SAG! TIL BR0DRISTEREN/BAKTERIERNE: HVOR MANGE ER DER NU MED I F.A.T? HVA' MAE' ET NEWSLETTER? VI MAA M0DES ENGANG IGEN TIL ET SPIL M0LLE! MEGA MADNESS: FEDE LOGOER, DU! JA JA JA! DU VIL FAA DIT JOYSTICK (NO STICK, NO FUN) SNART BART! ASBJ0RN/K0DSOVS ALIAS LAXATIVE: HMMMM... JEG HAABER AT I FAAR LAVET NOGLE AF DE TING SOM DU FORTAELLER OM. HVORFOR KAN JEG ALDRIG HUSKE DIT KODENAVN? STEFAN: HVORNAAR SKAL DU HAVE DIN EGEN AMI? FAA NU NOGET FAERDIGT TIL AARS BEGGE TO! YO LUFTWAKLER/GR0DNAKKERNE: HMMMM! DU HAR VIST STUKKET REKORDEN I MAERKWAERDIG SCROLLTEXT! JAJA.... LAD DOG BARNET...
AIRWALK, THE GRASICSMAN, IS THE ONE AND ONLY BEHIND THIS SCROLLER. OG MAN MAA JO SKRIGE AT FREDERIK HAR LAVE DEN BEDSTE POLLEPOPPER AF ALLE PAA DENNE SANGSKOLE!!! NOTE THIS: WSA IS NO LONGER THE WORST SHITHEAD EVER AROUND!!! FROM NOW ON WE ALL CALL IT .. HITHANSEN .. FOR FANDEN, SAA SE DA PAA DEN HUSKER AT SOLKEN SKAL RASKLE!!! (HMM, EH?? NAA.) SPRALDEMANDEN SPOLK, FANDT EN DOLK. TOG EN ANDEN SPRALDEMANDS STOL, OG HUGGEDE DEN OVER, JA - I TO STYKKER. AV SAGDE STOLEN, OG SPRALDEMANDEN OGSAA. DER KU' I IK' SI' NOE' (HOHO!) / H.C. JOHN 1891 AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO READ ABOUT PURE SH.T AND NORMAL CHITCH'N'CHATCH. AT THE MOMENT I'M SITTING INSIDE MY LITTLE ROOM, TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT.. BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW IT CAN BE SEHR HARD TO FIND OUT WHAT TO WRITE!!! THATS WHY I'M GONNA GIVE ALL OF YOU MY PRIVATE ADDY.. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!! CONTACT AIRWALK/REDNEX ON: -- JESPER KNUDSEN -- DAMTOFTEN 19, STILLING -- 8660 SKANDERBORG -- DENMARK -- SINCE I'M NO SWAPPER AT ALL, YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY DEMOS'N'INTROS FROM ME AT ALL!!! I USE TO SWAP GRAPHICS, SAMPLES, MODULES AND GIGA LETTERS, AND I WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE DOING THAT ... SO IF YOU THINK YOU NEED MORE REAL LETTERS CONTAINING INFO ABOUT ELSE THAT JUST COMPUTING, DON'T DOUBT ... JUST WRITE ME OK?? I'LL ANSWER YOU LETTER 100%!!! IN CASE YOU WANNA SWAP HOT, HERE COMES AN FAST ADDY ... CONTACT EXECUTIONER/REDNEX ON: -- MARTIN HOJGAARD -- GURREBYVEJ 10 -- 4920 SOLLESTED -- DENMARK -- PET SHOP BOYS -MUSIC FOR BOYS- IS THE BEST TUNE EVER MADE!!! I JUST LOVE IT ... WELL SINCE YOU ARE STILL HANGING ON THIS MAERKVAERDIGE SCROLL, YOU ARE PROBABLY WAITING FOR SOME GREETINGS ... ELLER HVA'??? WELL THEY WILL NOT COME AT ALL ... I'LL JUST SAY TO ALL I KNOW INSIDE THIS SCENE, THAT I LOVE YOU ALL.. KISS, KISS !!! (WHAT THE F... HELL??) REDNEX911 - GOING SLIGHTLY MAD!!! QUACKMODE ... REDNEX911 - WENT MAD !!! (HOHO, HAN ER SJOV HVA'??) BY THE WAY QUACKERMAN ... IF I WILL EVER MEET YOU AGAIN IN A BADMINTONMATCH, I THINK MY GREEDINESS WILL EAT UP ALL OF YOUR SELFCONFIDENCE, AND I'LL WINN THE MATCH 15/0 15/1!!! (HOHO!!) LET'S MEET IN SILKEBORG BANDMINTONKLUB VERY SOON OK?? ... EN SPRALSK KAT I NUMSEN, ER VAERRE END EN SPRALSK NUMSE I KATTEN!! (?) HVIS DE ALTSAA LIGE WILL CONTINUE WALKING AROUND IN THE AIR, DOING THE AIRWALK!!! OK THEN ... LET'S HAVE SOME MESSAGES: HELLO MEL O'DEE ... SO, YOU STILL HANG ON ??? PLEASE CONTINUE WRITING THOSE LONG NICE LETTERS OF YOURS. I LOVE'EM!!! SEND ME SOME MORE TUNES!!! I LOOK FORWARD TO SEE (AND HEAR!) YOU AARS-DEMO!!! SO LONG ... CHEERS MATE!!! --- (AAARRRGGHHHOOOOUUUUUIIIIIIAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!) -O-O-O-O- THE EASILYANSKE CULTURELLE KARTEN VANDRUP ... (SAMFUNDSOPRIGTIGE OJEBLIKKE KAN VAERE SVAERE AT OVERSKUE, HOHO!!) HVIS JEG KAN NAA AT LAVE LIDT SYRE, SKAL DU NOK FAA LIDT LYDBOLGER TIL DIN DIGITIGITAVI MUSICDISC!!! (HILS CHRISTINA, OG SIG AT HUN ER KAAD.. MEN LUNEFULD!!!) JEG HAABER AT VI WILL HANG ON SEING EACH OTHER 4EVER .... SEE YOU LATER MATE!!! -O-O-O-O- HEJ ROCKERPETER/FALCONS ... YOUR INSTR'S MAKES MY KNEE GO LIKE BLDR!! SORRY FOR MEGA DELAYS, PAL ... SEE YOU IN AARS. (VI SKA' FANDMESKYLLE HJERNEN UD .. HIK, IK'!!) JOMFRU ANNEGADE - HERE WE COME!!! -O-O-O-O- SPAM, SPAM BOOMER ... SEND ME SOME MORE GRAPHICS, AND SOME MORE GREAT LETTERS ... THANX FOR ALL UNTILL NOW MY FRIEND!!! -O-O-O-O- QUACKBUSTER ... (HRMF!) EAT YOUR KETCHER!! I'LL SOON SEND YOU SOME GRAPHICS OF MINE ... (ET SMART ATGH9-LOGO!... SORRY MEGA..) -O-O-O-O- MEGA MADDNESS ... AARRGGHH.... 'HEJ OLE' !! REMEMBER THAT?? PEDAGOLE VAR LIDT NEGGA, MEN HAN KU' SGU' IK' LA' VAERE MED AT GRINE ANYWAY!!! KEPP ON GETTING MORE CRAZY!! (NEGER.) -O-O-O-O- WAFO WOFA NOFFA HITTING HANSEN!!! SEND MIG SAA FOR FANDEN DET MUSIK !!! I LOVE THOSE POLLETUNES OF YOURS!!! VI MAA SGU SNART (MEGET) FINDE EN PASSENDE UGE-ENDE, SAA VI KAN FAA KOMPONERET NOGET HITHOUSE, BASSFACE ... JEG HAABER IKKE AT DER ER NOGEN DER FINDER UD AF NOGET MED VORES BAADE GODE OG ONDE INTRO... (HOHO, GOT THAT??) JEG HAR LAVET NOGLE AF ANIMSERNE, MEN JEG SKA' LIGE HA' SPURGT JONAS (STU- STU- STUDIOLINE!!) OM DET DER MED MODULO ... FOR DET ER NEMLIG LIDT??? LAD MIG SNART MOEDE DIN TELEFONSVARER... -O-O-O-O- DET ER KEDELIGT AT SKRIVE SCROLL ALENE, SAA JEG TROR AT DET ER NOK FOR I DAG... AELLER WHA', VAR WA?? -O-O-O-O- HEY SLAMMER, GIDER DU LIGE AT RETTE MINE STAVEFEJL ??? (BARE ROLIG, DER ER INGEN, HOHO!) JEG HAABER IKE AT JEG MAASKE IKKE GLAEDER MIG TIL AT SE INTRO'EN !!! VI MAA HELLERE SNART CREATE ANOTHER HEADBANGING AFTEN/NAT ... - F - R - E - E - D - O - M - - R - U - L - E - S - THANX QUACKERFLOP... HVIS DU IKKE KAN LIDE SPINAT, SAA SPIS NOGET ANDET... -O-O-O-O- CASTOR/GRENADANAKKERNE: HILS ALLE DINE KAADE SMAA SKOLEPIGER OG SIG, AT DE IKKE SKAL SMOERE GLIDE-CREAM PAA DIN NAESE NAAR DU SNAKKER I TELEFON!!! HAHA, JEG TROR SGU DET ER SJOVT AT GAA PAA AFTERSCHOOL.. -O-O-O-O- THE ULTIMATE EXECUTIONER... (STORT UDVALG AF GUILLOTINER 12200 - 34000 KR.) DEN TIL 34000 ER YDDERST EFFEKTIV... VIRKER HVER GANG, OGSAA SOENDAG!!! HOLD DA KAEFT HVOR ER DET EN KEDELIG SKAM AT DU BOR DEROVRE PAA DEN SAA LANGT VAEK LIGGENDE O .. (HMM, DER ER IKKE NOGET OE) SEND MICH SOME MORE DEMOSANDIOS, AND I'LL RETURN SOME SHIT.. (NOT SHIT) JEG RINGER NOK LIGE EN AF DAGENE, FOR JEG HAR EN FYSIKRAPPORT DER SNART SKAL VAERE FAERDIG!!! (HOHO) HOLD DIG MUNTER M8... -O-O-O-O- JONES DIN LILLE PALMEMAND, SYND SYND, AT DU OPGIVER DIN SKOLE ... DET GIVER MIG JO IKKE LIGEFREM MERE SELVTILLID, AT VERNDENS SMARTESTE (NEJ, IKKE SMARTESTE, MEN MAERKVAERDIGSTE!) KODER GIVER OP!!! -O-O-O-O- ORC / ORCNESS CITY ... HVORFOR KAN DU KODE NAAR JEG IKKE KAN KODE??? HVORFOR GAAR DU TIL KARATE??? HVORFOR HAR DU SAA GOD KONDI??? HVORFOR..??? SES SENERE PAL! -O-O-O-O- HVIS DER ENDNU IKKE ER KOMMET NOGEN MESSAGE TIL DIG, SAA ER DET ENTEN FORDI JEG HAR GLEMT DIG (TAK!) ELLER OGSAA ER DET FORDI JEG IKKE LIGE KENDER DIG!! TIL DEM JEG HAR GLEMT: DET ER JEG SGU SORRY ABOUT!!! SPRAZIONALADIOSABMNAS DERKSDSFA!..!!! I JYLLAND ER VEJRET GODT OG VI HAR OGSAA VEJE SAA VI KAN KOERE MED DE BILER DER ER HER. (?). (WWRRRAAAAOOOHHH) -- HISTORIE FRA DET VIRKELIGE LIV: HVIS DU HAR EN KAM OG ET ELASTIK. BRUG KAMMEN TIL AT REDD DIT HAAR FREMAD. START I NAKKEN OG TRAEK LANGSOMT KAMMEN OPAD, FOR DEREFTER AT RUNDE HOVEDET OG SLUTTE I MUNDEN. BEGYND PROCESSEN FORFRA INDTIL DU HAR OPNAAET ET FINT OG GLAT HAAR. DEREFTER TAG ELASTIKKET OG FORBIND DET MED KAMMEN, SAA DET ER FORBUNDET I BEGGE ENDER SOM EN BUE. TAG KAMMEN I MUNDEN OG PLACER DEN PAA TVAERS SAA DU BIDER I DEN. TAG ELASTIKKET (LANGSOMT DET ER SVAERT) OG SPAEND BUEN, SOM DU HAR I MUNDEN. FLYT ELASTIKKET OM I NAKKEN SAA BUEN, SELV OM DU AABNER MUNDEN MEGET, SELV BLIVER SIDDENDE. SAET DIG NU NED FORAN DIN COMPUTER OG SKRIV VERDENS LAENGSTE BREV TIL DIN BEDSTE KONTAKT... ELLER MIG!!! ADDY COMMING UP: CONTACT AIRWALK/REDNEX ON: -- JESPER KNUDSEN -- DAMTOFTEN 19, STILLING -- 8660 SKANDERBORG -- DENMARK -- FARVEL, OHH USLE OG ONDE VERDEN... CU ALL IN AARS!!!
