Static Bytes Megademo

finally we have finished it. the long awaited megademo from static bytes is here to stay!   if you wanna contact static bytes, write to buck  jacob buck, brarupvej 1, dk 4840 nr. alslev.   if you wanna contact armalyte, write to   soren nielsen, vigvej 26, dk 4840 nr. alslev.   it is now 19 40 p.m., 9th of may, 1990, and it is armalyte, the main coder of this megademo writing the text for the loader together with buck, who is going to spread the demo on the official release date, the 10th of may. hi to humanoids for the great tune. for swapping, write to buck. the totally mad coder of static bytes. if you dont like this demo, you need glasses. bye from armalyte and static bytes. c. u.

well, well, well. what do you think out there???   i hope you like it... it is now armalyte writing this crap. fuck for my inspiration, are there any demos out there?? oh, yeah, good old red sector megademo!! oooops, we will quickly go to the guestwriter of the month, pop of kefrens.  yo dudes, this is your favourite guest writer here at the party. you are right, it is kefrens writing thiz little scrolly for awile, coz armalyte did not have any more inspiration. at thiz very moment there is a lot of cool dudes here at our party, but i will not mention any names. only one, and that is? kefrens   well i gotta go now, coz a lot of other things has to be done. so maybe i will be around some other time...   bye   thanks to pop of kefrens. as he said, a lot of things has to be done, so i will end this scrolly now. no more crap... wrap...

baaaah, boring.   still boring.   ahh, thats better.   yeah, static bytes megademo. this text is unreadable, so it will now restart...

hello and welcome to a totally ordinary vector demo from static bytes!   well, let me show you some vectorobjects. first, the obligatory cube. here it comes!   pretty fast, eh?   i know many groups have made cooler vectorroutines, but i'm quite proud of it, anyway. the credits are   code and font by armalyte   examples by all static bytes members and armalyte   tune by buck   that's all for credits, here comes some other objects.   break, break, break! i forgot to tell you, that it`s armalyte smashing the keys for this little demo, and that i am not a member of static bytes, just a good friend of them. the text is weird, but that doesn't matter, because we  a r e  weird!!! static bytes greets go to (in abc order) cave, crionics, dexion, dominators, flash productions, kefrens, magic science, noise, q branch, rebels, silents, trilogy, upfront and x science. armalyte hiho's are flying out to my good friends from static bytes. also lightshinings to evil arts and to speedy gonzales of holger danske group. my only fucking is going to vedel of q branch for existing. mess to the rest of q branch... i feel sorry for you guys, it must be awful to have such a big lamer in the group.   mess to exit... sorry about your part, but i was tired of waiting.   mess to ice... thanks for the backup and the coooool n.v.program. it's working perfectly!!   so, that`s all for today, see you tomorrow. bye from armalyte   and once again we say

yep, the lamers from outer space, static bytes, are proud to present this cool (?) megacopper demo (actually it is not mega, there are only 195552 bytes of copper, but who cares?).   well, now to the instructions for this demo, they are rather short. press right mousebutton to toggle between the copperbars and the scroll, press left to exit.   i had actually planned to have the copperbars and the scroll on one screen, but i ran out of rastertime. on the other screen, the processor uses between 96 and 103 percent of the time of a vertical screenblanking to produce a frame, but still its realtime (no joke!!!). on this screen it works only between 92 and 97 percent of the time.   thanks for the idea for the copperbars mogwie, it gave about 50 percent extra (just enough for the logo routine!), but i think, i would have done it anyway, the version you saw was only a preview.   if you are looking for our contactaddresses, look somewhere else, coz this text is going to restart. signing off, armalyte 04-03-90 12.47 p.m.

yep, the lamers from outer space, static bytes, are proud to present this cool (?) megacopper demo (actually it is not mega, there are only 195552 bytes of copper, but who cares?).   well, now to the instructions for this demo, they are rather short. press right mousebutton to toggle between the copperbars and the scroll, press left to exit.   i had actually planned to have the copperbars and the scroll on one screen, but i ran out of rastertime. on the other screen, the processor uses between 96 and 103 percent of the time of a vertical screenblanking to produce a frame, but still its realtime (no joke!!!). on this screen it works only between 92 and 97 percent of the time.   thanks for the idea for the copperbars mogwie, it gave about 50 percent extra (just enough for the logo routine!), but i think, i would have done it anyway, the version you saw was only a preview.   if you are looking for our contactaddresses, look somewhere else, coz this text is going to restart. signing off, armalyte 04-03-90 12.47 p.m.

YAA MAA DII   HELLO, THIS IS ME KNOCKING ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR MONITOR. I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR QUITE A WHILE. OHH, DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A VERY SHORT MEMORY... THE ONLY JOKE I REMEMBER IS THIS... ALLE BOERNENE HED OLE, UNDTAGEN SOEREN, HAN HED JOERGEN... THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. IT WAS THE ONLY ONE. THAT WAS ALL FROM THE LITTLE MAN IN YOUR AMIGA.   HELLO, THIS IS SEVERAL MEMBERS OF STATIC BYTES WRITING NEARLY FIVE KILOBYTES CRAB. WE ARE GATHERED HERE AT BUCK'S PLACE TODAY TO FINISH THIS MEGADEMO. EXIT IS MUMBLING SOME CRAB BEHIND US, I THINK HE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE... REAL MEN DON'T SLEEP THEY FART   ANYROAD...  WE WANT TO BRING A GREETING FROM OUR FRIEND   JERK THE TURK   HE WANTS TO GREET HUNDEN JOERGEN AND ULLA THE CANARYBIRD. BACK TO THE FUTURE REALITY...   THIS FAB SCREEN IS THE FIRST AMIGA CODING FROM EXIT AND THE NICE GRAFIX WAS PIXELATED BY STRANGER AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE TUNE WAS DONE BY JC ZOON   HELLO,  NOW IT IS BUCK TEARING THE KEYBOARD AAPART.... RIGHT NOW, I'M VERY HAPPY COZ EXIT AND STRANGER BROUGHT BACK MY AMIGA... THEY BORROWED MY AMIGA FOR ABOUT A MONTH. COZ THEY WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO CONTROL THE AMIGA. THEY ACTUALLY MANAGED TO CREATE THIS SCREEN, AND I'M QUITE IMPRESSED. THE REASON FOR LENDING OUT MY AMIGA, WAS A COMBINATION OF ICE GOING ON HOLLYDAY TO AUSTRALIA AND THE FACT THAT I HAD A LOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO... BUT AT THIS MOMENT I AM WORKING ON A FEW SCREENS   THEY WON'T BE PUBLISHED YET, BUT THEY WILL PROBABLY APPEAR ON YOUR SCREENS IN THE NEXT MEGADEMO FROM THE ONE AND ONLY   STATIC BYTES   AS STRANGER SAID, WE ARE GATHERED HERE AT BUCK'S PLACE, WICH MEANS THAT I AM THE HOST FOR THIS MEETING. YESTERDAY AFTERNOON MY HOUSE WAS INVADED BY SOME OF THE MEMBERS FROM STATIC BYTES... AND THEREFORE I WILL THANK MY MOTHER FOR KEEPING QUIET, WHEN WE FILLED THE HOUSE WITH COMPUTERS, AND MY FATHER FOR MAKING A LOT OF SAUSAGES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.   NOW I AM OUT OF INSPIRATION AND CRAP, SO I'LL HAND OVER THE KEYBOARD TO ARMALYTE...   HILLOUW FREUNDE.   HERE IST ARMALYTE WRITING SOME TEXT FOR THIS LITTLE DEMO. I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I AM THE COOLEST HERE AT BUCK'S PLACE, COZ ALL THE OTHER GUYS ARE MEMBERS OF STATIC BYTES. OOPS, SORRY FELLOWS, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.   WELL, WE GOTTA PUT THIS SCROLL INTO THE DEMO. WHILE I AM WRITING THIS TEXT, STRANGER IS DRAWING THE LOGO FOR THIS DEMO, BUCK IS GOING TO MAKE SOME OBJECTS FOR MY VEKTORDEMO AND ICE IS PLAYING POPULOUS. OUR MEGADEMO IS ALMOST FINISHED, AND I AM HAPPY FOR THAT, COZ I HAVE A LOT OF OTHER COOL IDEAS TO CODE.   SI JU LAJTER, ALIGAJTER...   THANK YOU ARMALYTE, THIS IS BUCK AGAIN. NU VIL JEG ALTSAA SKRIVE EN MASSE KRABBE, OUTSIDE MY WINDOW I HEAR SOMEONE SAY...   SEX ER GODT   SEX ER SJOVT   SEX ER SUNDT   MEN HVORFOR GOER DET SAA FORBANDET ONDT...   DET ER MIN LILLESOESTER PAA FIRE AAR.   HA HA HA   HUN ER TI AAR...   IF YOU ARE STILL READING,  I WILL TELL YOU ONE MORE JOKE...   AS WE SAY IN DENMARK... WE DON'T WAN'T ATOMIC POWER, ONLY NEUCLEAR POWERPLANTS...   ANYONE OUT THERE   ICE IS ON   ALL SYSTEMS GO   IGNITION   NOW, WE START MOVING.   THIS IS NO KID'S STUFF. TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD, AND GO OUT AND WASH'EM. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO GET AIDS. WOULD YOU. AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN GO NEAR YOUR COMPUTER. YOU COULD GET VIRUS TOO, YOU KNOW. YOU MIGHT GET SICK, WHEN YOU READ SOME OF OUR SCROLLERS. MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN DOING A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF, SINCE I SPILLED BEER ON IT. DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. I HAVE NO MORE TIME FOR CRAP RIGHT NOW, BUT I MIGHT SEE YOU LATER... HAVE FUN... STATIC BYTES SIGNING OFF   NOW LET'S WRAP THIS CRAP...

this is the last screen. by the way, what do you say to this little scroller? i do not really like it, but who cares?   the other members like it, at least they say so. well, i gotta go. we have only finished 2 parts at the moment, so there is a lot of work to do... bye