STATIC PROUDLY PRESENTS... MEGABLAST CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO... CODING... CONAN AND DROOPY MUSIC... YOYO AND STATIC GRAPHICS... STATIC!!! YO CONAN AT THE KEYS NOW BUT ONLY TO WRITE A SHORT MESSAGE. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED AT THE KEFRENS AND DEXION PARTY IN DENMARK 1990. BUT BECAUSE OF MANY BUGS THE RELEASE DATE IS NOW... 08-03/89 (MY STANDARD?) OVER TO STATIC NOW I AM SITTING HERE TOGETHER WITH ALL THE OTHER COOL REBELS MEMBERS !!! BY THE WAY, I (STATIC) SEND MY BEST REGARDS TO MY FRIENDS: CONQUEROR AND ZIKE OF FAIRLIGHT, SAURON OF MIRACLE AND WARLORD AND SKYWIZE OF THE LINK (THANKS FOR GREAT TIME AT THE LOCAL DISCO !!!), SCOT AND EXORBIT OF ARCANE, RAZMO AND MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS, TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE, RAZ OF TRILOGY, DANIEL OF TECHNOFLIGHT AND TO MY CONTACTS!!! THAT IS ALL FOR NOW ... NOW TO THE OTHER GREETINGS !!! WE SEND OUR BEST REGARDS TO THESE CONTACTS AND FRIENDS: FAIRLIGHT - THE LINK - SUBWAY - MIRACLE - SETROX - M.A.D - SUPPLEX - VISION FACTORY - PIRANHAS - [g=]TRISTAR[/g] - FRAXION - SPREADPOINT - EUROPE - CRYPTOBURNERS - QUICKSILVER - NEUTRON DANCE - DUAL CREW - ALIVE - ACCUMULATORS - DOUBLE DENSITY CREW - SUNRIDERS ... AND THE NORMAL ONES IN NO ORDER TO: ARCANE SILENTS UNIQUE DEFJAM TRILOGY TECHNOFLIGHT COMPLEX KEFRENS ESCAPE ACIDFORCE UK DEADLOCK FLASH PRODUCTION MINDKILLERS EXODUS PHOEBIA PHENOMENA AVENGER IPEC ELITE BOUNTY EXCEL UK TRIANGLE AUTOMATION ABAKUS CHANNEL 42 BRAINSTORM SPIRIT NORTHERN LIGHTS ACCESSION NO LIMITS NORTHSTAR THE GIANTS CYTAX GUARDS OF DOOM BAD NEWS THE FORCE MAGICIANS IMP 666 HUMANOIDS BELGIAN BRAINS DEXION ACCES FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES SCOOPEX EMPIRE TRAVELLERS FACTOR 4 JOY DIVISION OPTICAL ILLUSIONS SOUNDWAVE UPFRONT RAZOR 1911 QUEEN ILLUSION SPECIAL BROTHERS DEADZONE FATBOYS AND SCCS ACES ANIMATE TOP SWAP PUBLIC ENEMIES MIRAGE INT. HYPNOSIS ACME SQUADRON SAVAGE SUPREME DEFCON 1 G.O.T. DRAGONS DOMINATORS BABY GANG ZOMBIE BOYS THE GREAT SWAPPERS ABANDON ARCADIA MICROWAVE AMITECH WIZ ALPHA FLIGHT VISION HORIZON IT STATIC BYTES LEVEL FOUR..... AS ALWAYS THIS GREETINGSLIST WAS UNBELIEVEABLE UNCOMPLETE, SORRY!!! BUT ENJOY THE MUSIC!!!
HI FREAKS THIS IS THE EVERLASTING STATIC AGAIN!! PRESENTING THIS LITTLE MEGABLAST... ONLY TWO OF THESE TUNES, WERE RELASED BEFORE, AND IT'S HULKY AND PLANETARIUM. SORRY, BUT NOT ENOUGH SONGS!! ANYWAY, SORRY THAT WE HAD TO DELAY THIS. BUT IT WAS RATHER HARD MESSED UP BY MAZE THE NUTCASE! PRESS F1-F9 FOR DIFFERENT TUNES AND 1-4 TO CHANGE THE DISPLAY CHANNEL FOR THE AMPLIFIER. THIS SCROLL-TEXT IS FROM THE KEFRENS PARTY IN DENMARK, BUT THE RELEASE DATE IS : 8 MARCH 90. LET THE PARTY SCROLL BEGIN!! HELLO THIS IS VANDAL AT THE KEYBOARD... RIGHT NOW I'M WORKING ON THE COMA DEMO, AND IT'S KILLING ME!! WELL, I HAVE NOTHING SERIOUS TO WRITE SO I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS KEYBOARD TO STATIC, SEE YOU IN ANOTHER DEMO. VANDAL IS SHUTTING UP ... SEE YA' HELLOOO THIS IS ST STA STATIC RIGHT NOW I'M SITTING AT THE KEFRENS PARTY IN NYKOEBING FALSTERTHIS PARTY IS PRETTY COOL, BUT IT'S SMALL I THINK! I'VE JUST WATCHED THE SILENTS AND CHANNEL 42 SLIDSHOW, NICE PIXELS!! BY THE WAY I FORGOT TO GREET DARRYL OF NORTHSTAR! (NICE PHONECALLS!!) I AM NOW GONNA GIVE THIS KEYPAD TO XOD THE FLOT!!! (HERE HE IS!!) HI, THIS IS XOD TYPING SOME LINES FOR THIS BLAST OF MUSIC CREATED BY THE ALLMIGHTY LOS STATIC THE WATTIG (JA, OG JA !!!)... WATCH OUT FOR OZONE'S 64'ER DEMO IT IS QUITE COOL, YOU REALLY GETS THE FEELING OF THE 64 SPIRIT... WELL I AM A BIT DIZZY RIGHT NOW I WONDER WHY ?!?...(TUBORG ?)... SO I BETTER LOGOFF NOW. SEE YA IN THE LAST DIMENSION !!!! YOURS XOD. WELL NOW I GIVE THE TAP BOARD TO OZONE YO , HERE'S OZONE ... FIRST I MUST THANK XOD FOR THE NICE WORDS ABOUT MY 64 DEMO. YOUR GRAPHIC ISN'T BAD EITHER. ANYWAY IT'S 3.15 AM IN THE NIGHT, AND FOR THE LAST 32 HOURS I'VE TRIED TO FINISH MY 64 DEMO, AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK 100 % PERFECT (SHIT). I'M BEGINNING TO GET A BIT TIRED OF IT. THE PLACE IS RIGHT NOW IN NYKOEBING FALSTER AT THE KEFRENS PARTY, AND THERE'S EXACTLY 6 HOURS TO THE DEADLINE. I DOUBT THAT I CANT GET IT FINISHED IN TIME. ANYWAY JUST A QUICK MESSAGE TO A GUY FROM ABANDON, WHO CALLS HIMSELF OZONE. PLEASE CHANGE YOUR NAME, COZ I THINK I GOT THE NAME FIRST (NEARLY 4 YEARS AGO).. NO HARD FEELINGS !!! BYE .. YAB ! OZONE IS OUT OF HERE, CRUNCHER IS IN OF HER ???? YES, THIS IS STAGE THE JOKES ARE AT THIS TIME! BUT THATS SAD.. BY MY SIDE IS BOZO WATHING XOD AND OZONE CODING ON FULL EFFECTS... I WILL LIKE TO THANK FIRE SUPPLIER OF WIZ FOR FIRE AND BOZO FOR LETTING ME CARRY ALL HIS STUFF OVER HERE... JAKE IS KILLING ME TRYING TO GET TO THE KEYBOARD AND I AM RUNNING LOW ON SHIELDS SO... GAME OVER! SHIELDS UP, TURN ON RADAR, SHUT OFF GRAVIATION !!! YEAH YEAH YEAH ... I'M GOING TO PULL SOME STUNTS NOW ... FIRSTLY SOME SPECIAL MESSAGES: AXION OF M.A.D - COOL PHONECALLS !!! (SPEAK LOUDER MAN !!) NICE SENDINGS TOO !! DEFCON 5 OF SUPPLEX ... YOU NEVER SEEM TO GET TO THE PARTIES, EH?? ANYWAY, YOU DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING SPECIAL !!! NICE GRAPHICS !!! BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW THIS JOKE ABOUT HELL ??? IT'S FILLED WITH BEER AND WOMEN ... HOWEVER NO HOLES IN ANY OF THEM !!! WELL GOTTA LEAVE THIS TRUELY WONDERFULL PARTY-SCROLL !!! G'DAY GIRLS... BOZO IS HERE,NOT MUCH TO SAY! THE ONLY IMPORTEN THING TO SAY IS: LETS GET DRUNK!!!!!!! BOZO SCROLLING AWAY... HEY FLANKER FROM SWEDISH SECTION WRITING ... A RARTHER NICE PARTY HERE IN NYKOBING YESTERDAY WE DRUNK BEER TODAY WE FINISHING OUR DEMOS...SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS TO ZAZ OF DUAL CREW NICE PHONECALL STAY COOL WITH YOUR MAG LONEWOLF OF PUBLIC ENEMIES VIDEOS COMING SOON SENSEI VERY FAST SWAPPING DONT SLOW DOWN MACE OF UNIQUE YOU ARE ONE OF THE COOLEST GUYS AT THE PARTY SEE YA IN MAIL SWAPPING... HELLO M:ET HERE AGAIN I AM THE ONE WHO TAKE CARE OF THE GUYS FROM SWEDEN AND I AM ALSO A SWAPPER TO CONTACT ME LOOK IN REBELS MEGADEMO II (ALSO RELEASED HERE AT KEFRENS DEXION PARTY IN DENMARK...I THINK THE PARTY IS VERRY BORING RIGHT NOW, COZ EVERY BODY ARE CODING ON THEIR DEMO (BORING!) MAY GO AND CALL MY GIRLFRIEND (HI JESSICA!) I AM BACK YEST TO SAY OVER AND OUT... THIS IS NEWTON OF THE DANISH SECTION..I AM ABOUT TO AGREE WITH M:ET BECAUSE THE ACTION IS RATHER LOW AT THIS TIME...THE ROOM IS POPULATED WITH DIGITECH, FAIRLIGHT, DEFJAM, LINK AND OFCOURSE! ALL REBELS MEMBERS!..MY PARTYHELLOS TO:.. ZIKE AND CONQUEROR .. VIGELANTE OF FAIRLIGHT (I REALLY DIG YOUR DRAGON) .. BATES AND JOEL OF TECHNOFLIGHT (YOU ARE NOT BEATING US WITH YOUR MEGADEMO!!(I HOPE!? .. RECTUM RESEARCH (THE WEIRDEST GROUP PRESENT!!) .. MILKSHAKE AND PROMAX OF KEFRENS .. DONALD DUCK AND MIDNIGHT MANIAC OF TRILOGY ...NOW ILL TURN MY ATTENTION TO THE FILM BESIDE ME... EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE MOST LAME FILM EVER MADE... NEWTON SIGNING OFF... YIEEPEEE !!!!!!!! DIE JAKE SIND BACK GEWESEN (ODER SOMETHING LIKE THAT !!) OF COURSE U SHOULDNT MIND THIS SHIT, I AM TIRED LIKE HELL !!! GUESS WHAT ??? THIS ISNT XCACTLY THE PERFECT PARTY (ODER WAS !!!!!!) GOTTA GO NOW, THE BABY IS CRYING !!!! ZIKE IS HERE TO TELL YOU A TRUE STORY!! IT WAS LATE, A LATE NIGHT IN FEBRUARY, SOME COOL GUYS WENT TO THE LOCAL DISCO SOME OF US JOIN THE DISCO EARLY, SOME DIDNT (HAHA!) THE NIGHTCLUBS WERE MUCH COOLER THAN THE SHITTY ONES AT THE TRILOGY PARTY, ONLY 35 YEAR OLD BITCHES... ERM.. WE DID MEET SOME COOL .. HRM... I MEAN HOT GIRLS... YEAH YEAH! I MET LITTLE HOT BETTINA(?) OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT (WE ONLY HUGGED HER FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.)IF YOU ARE INTRESSTED SHE LIKED GUNS AND ROSES (AND MY PENIS ASWELL) I AND A COOL DUDE CALLED -STATIC- WERE SINGING SOME COOL DRUNKEN SONGS... PRETTY COOL... ALSO, WE HAD A TEQUILA RACE... (I ONLY HAD MONEY FOR 4 OF EM)... SAD... ERM.. WANNA SUPPLY US WITH SOME MONEY TO CONTINUE THE RACE?? NOT?? FUCK YOU! OK! WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THE STORY? OK!?... (DOES ANYONE KNOW THEW WHOLE STORY??) WE WILL GUESS THE STORY FOR YOU! FIRST WE SAW BATMAN.. THEN,...OK! WE WILL BE SERIOUSE... WE MET SPIDERMAN! (HE IS A HELL OF A COOL GUY...) ISNT THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?? SHIT? YOU ARE HARD TO SATICEFY... WHAT ABOUT SOME ANAL SEX?? IM A MASTER IN IT!?... HRM.. OK! I GOTTA SPLIT ... I HAVE TO KILL SOME COMMIES!(YOU KNOW WE ARE FROM A MISSON OF GOD TO DO IT..) OK! SEJJA LATER! ZIKE SIGNING OFF!!!!! OK STATIC IS BACK TO BLAST, (MEGABLAST?) DRUNKER THAN EVER! BURP! UPS! WELL ACTUALY THIS IS NOTAT THE PARTY, BUT AT MY FLAT, AND THE DATE IS 3.MARCH AND DROOPY IS ALLMOST 18 YEARS OLD (TOMORROW?) ME, XOD,DROOPY,CONAN, AND BOZO IS SITTING AND BOOZING! AND ITS KILLING US (ALL POWER TOTO THE ALLMIGHTY ELPHANTBEER!!).. RIGHT NOW WE ARE LISTENING TO ERIC B. AND RECHIM IN A REALTIME REMIX ON RADIO ROEDORVE SOM ER, MED NOGET OG... TING HVAD? NAAE !! HER ER XOD (HERE IS XOD!!) IN A PLACE TO BEE (OF E)... OK, IM WRITENING THIS TEXT AT THE PLACE OF COMA (STATIC)... AND RIGHT NOW WE ARE SO FUCKING DRUNK, THAT YOUR MIND WOULD NOT FOLLOW US..!!! SO HERE GOES NOTHING ! , (JA, HAN VAR JO SO SINDSYG, (DET VAR HAN VIRKELIG !!!)) AND THE SPRITES ARE ROCKING ON... UNTIL WE CONTROL IT... (WILL WE ? ).. DROOPY IS SHOUTING IN THE LIVINGROOM... , BUT ILL BETTER BUG OFF RIGHT IN THIS DIMENTION...( THE LAST ???)... BUT THE MUSIC IS JUST JAMMING ON AND ON, SO JUST STAY TUNED ... (AS LONG AS YOU CAN )... XOD IS SIGNING OFF ... SEE YOU... ( WELL WHO KNOWS ) I GIVE THE BOARD OF KEYS TO THE BOOZE OF BOOZE BOZO... AND HE GOES LIKE THIS!!! G'DAY FOLKS LETS GET DRUNK AGAIN!!! I'M OFF!! SEE YOU! REBELS SIGNING OFF!! AND GOD KNOWS WHY!!! WELL YOU DON'T!! WRAP A CAP?! TO TAP A FAP? CRAP!!!
