REBELS PRESENTS ANOTHER INTRO.....JUST TO SHOW YOU THAT WE ARE STILL CRAZY ENOUGH TO RELEASE THIS KIND OF SHIT..... JAKE COMING UP....YO, I GOT SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL FOR U PEOPLE - THE FUCKING CREDITS: CODING DONE BY ZONIX..... GRAPHICS BY MIKE AND MUSIC BY THE MANIAC STATIC..... MIND YOU, THE GREETINGS WILL COME LATER..... A LITTLE MESSAGE TO OUR BELGIAN DIVISION..... HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THIS INTRO AND HOPE U LIKE CHILI.... CAUSE WE'LL SOON SEND U GUYZ A CHILI DEMO... LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YA' FIRST DEMO OMIKRON.... ..... I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR LONG SCROLLTEXTS..... STATUS: FOUR DRUNK GUYS IN DENMARK, ON A COLD OCTOBER NIGHT.... WRITING A LAME SCROLLTEXT, WHICH NOBODY PROBABLY BOTHERS TO READ.... BUT WE DON'T CARE, CAUSE WE ARE DRUNK.... AND TOMORROW WE'LL ONLY CARE ABOUT OUR HANGOVER.... SO GO AND READ AN ORION FIVE SCROLLTEXT INSTEAD.... IT DOSN'T GET LAMER ANYWAY... WE HATE ORION FIVE, THEIR DICKNAME IS URINE SEX - YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE GET SEXUALLY SATISFIED BY PISSING ON EACH OTHER -..... SORRY YOUR FAVOURITE SCROLLTEXT WRITER HAVE TO LEAVE NOW, --- JAKE --- .....HI THIS IS THE CRAZY MIKE, AND THERE IS A GHOST IN MY GARDEN. I'M NOT AFRAID BECAUSE I HAVE A POP SWATCH IN MY POCKET..... AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED REBELS CONTAINS ONLY THE CRAZY DUDES AROUND.... TODAY IT'S A FUCKING LAME THURSDAY..AND NOW I'LL GO MAKE SOME GFX, C U L8R.... ZONIX IS HERE.... AS U SAW IN THE CREDITS, I CODED THIS INTRO. I THINK I BETTER TELL U SOMETHING ABOUT MY WAY OF WORKING..... WELL, I START CODING A DEMO. WHEN IT'S ALMOST FINISHED, AND I ONLY NEED SOME DETAILS PLUS LITTLE GRAPHICS-THINGS, I START TO CODE ANOTHER ONE. SO BEFORE THIS WEEK-END, I HAD 2 INTROS, AND 5 DEMOES, THAT WAS UNFINISHED.... WELL I EXPECT TO FINISH THIS INTRO, ONE MORE, AND MY CRAZY TURN-LOGO-AND-SCROLL-AND-MOUNTAINS-DEMO .... THAT WAS THE PLAN, BUT WE GOT ABOUT 8 VIDEO-FILMS, SO..... WELL AS JAKE MENTIONED WE ARE PRETTY DRUNK, AND I'M VERY MUCH IN THE MOOD FOR WRITING THIS KIND OF CRAP CALLED 'SCROLL-TEXT', AND NOW I'LL KICK SOME MEZZYS..... OZONE: NICE THAT YOU'VE JOINED US, NOW WE CAN REALLY MAKE SOME COOL COOPERATION-DEMOES.... KELLOGGS: YO! WHAT'S UP?? I MEAN... I HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING TO YOU FOR A LOOOOOONG TIME, I BETTER WRITE YOU A NICE LETTER.... RAMBONES: HEI. ALSO LOOOOONG TIME SINZE WE LAST HAD A NICE, COOL HOUR OF PHONE-PHREAKING.. WE'D BETTER DO SOMETHING 'BOUT THAT, EH????... I'LL CALL U SOON.... STARFIGHTER: THANX FOR THE BASIC-ROUTINES, NICE WITH SOME IN-SCHOOL-COOPERATION... GOOD LUCK WITH THE MEGA-SJOV... AND NOW SOME DANISH SHIT..... HEJ MED DIG ANDERS, ER FILMEN 'HAJEN' SPAENDENDE???? JEG HAABER DEN ER DET... HEJ FLIP OG FLOP -CLEVER AND SMART- FRA KAFFERENS -KEFRENS- THANX FOR COOL SENDING, HAABER VI KAN FOELGES TIL COPY-SJOVET I GOETEBORG, OG JEG HAABER AT VORES FAELLES COPY-MORSOM-TING BLIVER TIL NOGET.... HEJ IGEN ANDERS, HAR DU FAAET NOGLE BEERS OG NOGET VIN??? FOR DET HAR JEG.... ELEPHANT-POWER.... RABLES RULLER THE TIME - THE RIME - THE COMPUTER CRIME .....WELL BACK TO SOME SERIOUS TEXT..... STATIC JUST WENT TO SLEEP, B'COZ I READ MY SCROLLY ALOUD FOR HIM..... NICE DUDE, EH???.... WELL, NOW I'M GOING ZU BETT, C U TOMMOROW..... BYE BYE..... THIS IS NOT THE NEXT DAY, THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT STILL ZONIX WRITING.... I'VE JUST PUKED FOR THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT, SO I HAVE FORGOT THE THOUGHT ABOUT SLEEP.. IT'S DISCUSTING TO BE SO DRUNK.... I HATE IT.... WELL, THIS TEXT IS GETTING LAMER AND LAMER..... ANY IDEAS ABOUT WHAT I CAN DO TO KEEP ME AWAKE????? NO???? WELL THEN I'LL JUST TRY SLEEPING AGAIN..... SEE YOU LATER..... ZONIX OUT..... AND NOW OVER TO THE ULTIMATE MANIAC...STATIC.....HI FREAKS.....DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS SHITTY INTRO??? I DON'T, INFACT I THINK IT'S QUITE LAME.....BUT WHO CARES.....NOW MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY CONTACTS SORRY FOR THE MEGA DELAY, BUT MY FUCKING COMPUTER HAD A MEGA BREAK-DOWN...SORRY....BUT I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU BY MAKING THE DEFEST SOUND-DISK EVER MADE.....BUT MORE MEZZYS TO: HAGAR OF SUPPLY TEAM, HOPE YOU DONT THINK MY MUZAK WAS TO ORDINARY....TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE, YO YOU FREAK, NICE LETTERS YOU SENDS - ZIKE, FAIRLIGHT: YO DUDE, HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN AT THE HALLOWEEN-PARTY..... END OF LINE ... . . . . . . . . . STILL THERE???..... I GUESS YOU ARE ..... BUT NOW PRESS THE LITTLE MOUSE ON YOU DESK..... PRESS IT YOU SON OF A BITCH.....OKAY IF YOU DONT PRESS IT I WILL WRITE SOME CRAP ON DANISH... HALLO I VILDE VENNER OG VENINDER, ZONIX DEN LAMME SVEND... GYLPEDE I GAAR ..... PAA GRUND AF 3 GLAS ROEDVIN....OG TO ELEFANTER.....JA, JEG SIGER IKKE NOGET..... ZONIX THE SPELLING ERROR HIMSELF..... I'VE JUST CORRECTED ALL HIS LAME LANGUAGE, OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY?..... SHIT TIME IS RUNNIG OUT SO HERE'S THE GREETINGS: .....SIT BACK, HERE COMES THE GREETINGS..... WE SEND OUR SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: ACCUMULATERS - ALIVE - AVENGER - THE BAND - BLACK MONKS - CRYPTOBURNERS - DIGITECH - DUAL CREW - FAIRLIGHT - ILLUSTRA - NUKEBUSTERS - PHOENIX - RED SECTOR INC. - SUPPLEX - SPREADPOINT - THE SUPPLY TEAM.....AND NORMAL ONES TO: APEX - ABANDON - ARCADIA - ARCANE - ACADEMY - AVOID - ACCESSION - AXENON - ALPHA FLIGHT - BELGIAN BRAINS - BOUNTY - BRAINSTORM - THE CARTEL - GATE - COSA NOSTRA - CYBORGS - CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS - COMPLEX - DELTA - D.MOB - DARYUS - DEATHZONE - DESTINY 7 - DRAGONS - DRUIDS - DUECO ENTERPRISES - DOUBLE DENSITY CREW - ECF - ESA - E AND L - ESCAPE - THE EXPLOITED - FULCRUM - FREE ACCESS - FOETUS - FLASH PRODUCTIONS - THE FIRE STARTERS - FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES - G.O.T - G.O.D - HORIZON - IT - IVORY - IPEC ELITE - KEFRENS - LAZER - MANOWAR - MICRO MIX - MAGES OF DAWN - MAGNETIC FIELDS UK - MAFFIA - MACRON 1 - M.O.M - MICROWAVE - MIRAGE UK - MASTER CREW - NOMAD - NEUTRON DANCE - NORTHERN LIGHTS - NORTHSTAR - THE NEW MASTERS - THE PANTIES - PERFECT CRIME - POWERDRIVE - PHASE 101 - PHENOMENA - PLASMA FORCE - RAZOR 1911 - RISKY BUSINESS BOYS - ROBOTSESSION - STORM UK - THE STAR RANGERS - SILENTS - SAVAGE - SETROX - SPECTRE - SCOUTS - SCOOPEX - SUPREME - TRINITY - TEAM X - TOP SWAP - TRIANGLE - TETRAGON - TRIGON - TARKUS TEAM - TRILOGY - UNIQUE - VISION - VORTEX 42 - WIZZCAT - WARFALCONS - X MEN - X FACTOR - ZOMBIE BOYS - ZENITH.....PHEW..... WE FUCKING DON'T WANNA WRITE MORE NOW.....EXCEPT THAT WE SEND OUR BIGGEST FUCKINGS TO ORION FIVE.....
