| Chorus: |
So Subject, now we are sitting here at my place with coffee and a module in the background and now where we got Reggae thrown out of my room I can get the cake for us... OK, before telling us about yourself please tell me if you like the cake!!... |
| Subject: |
Yeah, sure! It's delicious! |
| Chorus: |
Now, tell us who you are etc... |
| Subject: |
Well, my real name is Kristoffer and I'm musician in the danish section (hey Chorus, please give me some more of that coffee, please!) of Balance. I've been in the scene for about 3 years now, and I still find it fun to be a scene-member... |
| Chorus: |
Me too!!!... Well, now that we also have "Soft-cakes-which-Chorus-has-made-by-letting-the-package-be-openfor-a-month" you should be able to tell us if you got a synth.. |
| Subject: |
I use to lend a Roland JV-80 from a friend of mine, and I will probably soon buy one myself. I also get a lotof my samples from Blue Fox/BLC's Roland W30. |
| Chorus: |
I know! I stealed all your (Blue Fox?) samples while you were a sleep. |
| Subject: |
What? So that's why you made us drink that much?! Ah well, you're welcome. |
| Chorus: |
Thanx! I know!.. OK, If I say "Sound Barrier II" what do you say?? |
| Subject: |
I guess that "Sound Barrier" was quite a succes, so there will definetly be a follow up. We are already working on the modules for it, and we hope we can finish it in time for The Party 3. |
| Chorus: |
Yeah!! Cool! I'll look forward to it.. As much as I look forward to me and Sid's.. Well, tell us a bit about the future plans for Balance. |
| Subject: |
Except from Upstream, we have some projects going. We will release a 22k-intro by Scope at the Melon party and perhaps also an AGA-demo by Wreko if he makes it in time. We also plan to make a shoot'em up game for A1200, with code by Scope and music by me and Blue Fox. Quite cool, eh? |
| Chorus: |
Year!.. Uhh, now two seconds of silence for Mr. Man's "Distant Call" Which we are listening to right now... 1... 2... Hmm... Now tell us if you got an A1200 or an A500 (I already know, hehehe! -Chorus) |
| Subject: |
A500. |
| Chorus: |
LAMER!!!! Hahahaaa!! No, just kidding. Please tell us if you are planing buy the ultimate machine: A 1 2 0 0 !!!... |
| Subject: |
Yes, of course I'll buy it as soon as I have enough money for it, but my fucking monitor just broke down yesterday, so I have to use some money for a new one, and so I have to wait a little longer to get that A1200... SHIT! |
| Chorus: |
Yeaa. Don't forget that you can't be a kewl elite dude if you don't own an A1200.. (What?).. OK, Nowadays a lot of different music styles have appeared on the music scene of the Amiga.. Which one do you prefer? |
| Subject: |
Well, I think I have (without bragging!) a quite variated style, but I really enjoy composing funk-tunes. |
| Chorus: |
Yahuuuu!! me too!!!! Funk regler raa meget vildt!! (Sid's talking style.) OK, now as the scene in quite none sexual please tell us a thing in the scene which really turns you on. he! |
| Subject: |
That's a tough one! No, I think watching porno-animations really makes one satisfied. Oh, sorry, I forgot William/Balance (Wolfman)! He's really a horny dude! |
| Chorus: |
Yeah SURE!!! (About William I mean). His dance is the most sexual scene dance around. (Agree!! -Sub). Now we will leave this interview and go to see a movie. But we will return!!!
Yaaaaaehhh! We are back!!. But this time the clock is 18:45 and we are waiting for the pizza dude to bring out the gods... And best of all... My parents pay it aaallll!!!.. But ok, it was the interview we came from... Lets go on... Tell me Subject, what do you think of when I write... |
| Subject: |
| Cat: |
Nasty animals! (Ehh..what? -Chorus) |
| Dr. Dildo: |
Sounds interesting, but I don't know the guy... |
| Colorbird: |
Well, a quite ok coder, but I haven't seen so much of his work yet though. Too bad he was kicked out of Scoopex. |
| Reggae: |
One hell of a pornohaj. He sure has a lot of great pornomovies! |
| Trees: |
Too bad that the rain forest is beeing raped by mother-fucking capitalists in the western world! |
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| Chorus: |
OK, thanx for answering the questions... Now here is the list of things that you MUST, love, like, enjoy or know how to do when you are a scene-member, tell me what your opinion of them is... |
| Subject: |
| Pizza: |
My favourite food at demo-parties (the one at The Gathering '93 really sucked, though. Or more precisely: The prices sucked!). |
| Matilde: |
What has this girl done to Slammieboy? I don't get it. Anyway, she tastes great, hehe. |
| William dance: |
My deepests regards to all who perform this dance and to the ones who made this dance possible (Hi William, Condor, Chorus, Reggae, Roscoe...) |
| Coke: |
My favourite drink at demo-parties. I think I drank about 5 Liters of Coke at The Gathering '93! |
| Coffee: |
Great thing to keep you awake on the late hours! |
| Funk: |
The most ruling musicstyle around! |
| Porno dance: |
Go home! |
| Liquid dance: |
Haven't seen it yet... |
| Stamp faking: |
I do it myself, so I can't say it's wrong. |
| James: |
James of Nuance? Phhhh, eh... |
| Chris H: |
His Turrican music rules! Probably the best musician on the Amy ever. |
| Cindy girlie: |
Which she was in my bed every night! |
| Porno music: |
I hate it! |
| Techno: |
I hate it too, except from the pieces Julius and Travolta do. |
| Spiders: |
They are cute! (SUXXXXXXX -Chorus) |
| RAW: |
Only comment: Upstream rulez! |
| Kefrens: |
Without doubt a legend! Probably the best group in Denmark. |
| Top Secret: |
It really helped a lot with a new design! |
| Propaganda: |
An ok diskmag... |
| Sample ripping: |
Everyone does it. But I think it's lame to rip a whole sample-set or bassline (Hi ... .....!) |
| Drinkin': |
I love it... |
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| Chorus: |
Well, that's great... Now tell me, if you SHOULD kill Some(1)one who should it be??.. |
| Subject: |
Well, I COULD mention some guys in the scene, but I don't wanna get in war with anyone... |
| Chorus: |
OK, tell me your fav. part on a girl.. |
| Subject: |
That was a hot one! But I don't many guys would deny that the pussy (just to be strait!) is the best part! |
| Chorus: |
Yeaah... Do you swap? |
| Subject: |
Yep! I have about 25 contacts, but I'm still looking for more... |
| Chorus: |
Great!... OK, now all the people which are under 18 should close their eyes. Because here comes a very nasty question.. If you could paint any of these guys in the rectum with love juices from cindys pussy who would it be??? Mention 3 please.. Hohooo!! Wolfman, Reggae, Roscoe (NOT!), Condor, Blue Fox, Colorbird, Some1, Mellica, Zinko, Lord Helmet, Julius, James, Estrup, Hollywood, Twilight, Me, The Silents, Speedy, Tropeduft... |
| Subject: |
Boy, is this turning out to some kind of a porno interview (Yes of course! -Chorus)? Anyway, here they come: 1. Wolfman, 2. James, 3. Me (YOU!) |
| Chorus: |
Ok, enough porno for today. Lest get serious. Do you play games??? |
| Subject: |
Not really, only the good ones such as Turrican 2, Lotus 2 and the Monkey Island games... But it's fun to do game-music! |
| Chorus: |
I hear that you can play porno music with your hands. So, maybe you could tell where we can be able to listen to your music next time? |
| Subject: |
That must be in our 22k intro at the Melon party. And after that in the next issue of Upstream, of course! |
| Chorus: |
Well, how about asking me a question? |
| Subject: |
What? All right then: What is the meaning of life? |
| Chorus: |
Drink, Amiga, Girls, Music and William dance... OK, now I'm about to run out of questions so let's see your holy blue book. Name your favorite... |
| Subject: |
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| Chorus: |
OK, now you have the change to send out a few helloer to da people that you love... |
| Subject: |
Great! Here go my loving thoughts: All I know from Majic 12! Tango/Defekt, Astro/Movement, Speedy & Pearl/Parasite, Julius/Lemon., Roscoe/Equinox, Schmoovy Schmoov/Melon Dezign, Twilight/Desire, Hollywood/Jetset, Reggae/Independent & Dice/Kefrens. And all in Balance + the rest of my contacts. That's all... Thanks for the interview! |
| Chorus: |
Now a last question, how would you like your coffee?? |
| Subject: |
Black! |