SORRY WE ARE BACK SO ... WRITE THIS ON YOUR VOTE-SHEET: -CRAYON SHINCHAN- MELON DEZIGN/CRYSTAL! DEMO FEATURING: CODE BY SCHMOOVY-SCHMOOV GRAPHICS BY WALT MUSIC BY AUDIOMONSTER DEMO DESIGN BY MELON DEZIGN !
AND NOW, MENS & GENTLEMENS, LET'S US TELL YOU, THE INCREDIBLE STORY OF SCHMOOVY-SCHMOOV, THE CODER OF THIS DEMO... AT THE BEGINING, HE WAS A TALENTED MUSICIAN IN DIGITAL UNDER THE NICKNAME 'REVERSE'... BUT, DURING A STORMY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER, HE WAS STRUCK BY A THUNDERBOLT, THE POOR REVERSE METAMORPHOSED TO SCHMOOVY-SCHMOOV! AND STARTED TO CODE STRANGE ROUTINES...
HE STAYED 10 DAYS LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS R0OM WITHOUT EATING OR TALKING TO ANYBODY, EXCEPT MAYBE TO AN INVISIBLE FRIEND CALLED CRAYON SHINCHAN. HIS PARENTS WERE AFRAID OF THAT, SO THEY DECIDED TO BRING HIM INTO A WORLD FAMOUS MADHOUSE, BETTER KNOWN WITH THE NAME OF MELON DEZIGN... -'DO YOU KNOW THAT THE MARTIANS EXISTS ? SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS COME FROM ANOTHER COSMOS... IN FACT THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AROUND US... BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THEM... MAYBE YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT, BUT THEY CH0OSED ME, SCHMOOVY-SCHMOOV, TO CONVERSE WITH THE HUMAN NATION.
ONE DAY, I WILL LEAVE THIS STUPID PLANET WITH THEM TO GO BEYOND THIS GALAXY... FROM EARTH, I WILL ONLY MISS MY COMPLETE COLLECTION OF DEMOS FROM MELON DEZIGN, MY NEW FAMILLY.'
ARE YOU A REAL MELONSTRATIONS COLLECTOR ? THE PARTY INVITATION 1991 TRIP TO AARS HUMANTARGET SMELL OF SHIT (S.O.S) BOMB PRISM KING SONG BOY HEARTTRACKER 2.1/3 THE PARTY INVITATION 1992 MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI TETRIS B0O0 BBS INTRO THE ROMANTIC DEMO MELON BIRTHDAY PARTY INVITATION GURU MEDITATION MANY CRYSTAL CRACK INTROS AND WE ARE ONLY 10...
IN ORDER TO CONTINUE IN THE TIME-HONOURED MELON TRADITION, WE FUCK: NOLEM, LEMON, NEMOL, ETC... WHERE ARE OUR ROYALTIES ? WE FUCK ALL THE CANNIBALS WHO EATED MELONS ALL THIS SUMMER 1993 ! WE HEARD STUPID RUMOURS ABOUT -THE CRYSTAL DECADENCE- BECAUSE OF NO-CRACKING ! WELL, HERE IS AN ANSWER... WHEN THE FAT BOYS WILL BE THINS, THE THINS ONES WILL BE DEAD...
SINCE 2 YEARS WE RECEIVED 986 LETTERS AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS: MELON DEZIGN KONGEBAKKEN 40a,3 MF 4000 ROSKILDE DENMARK. THE FAN WHO WILL SEND 'THE 10O0TH LETTER' WILL BE A MELON MEMBER... WE GOT ALL THE NEW STUFF ! YOU JUST HAVE TO COPY ! CALL 'FRAETTS OFFICE' IN GERMANY: +49-5416-4-3-2-1
THIS IS AN M.D. RELEASE ! M.D. STANDS FOR: (CHECK ONE) -MAC DONALD -MAGIC DELIGHT -MICKEY'S DICK -MOTOR DAVINSON -MEASLY DUTCH -MEMBERS DRUNK -MARIHUANA DYNASTY -MIRACULOUS DEODORANT -MASTURBATE DISCO
