Rink a Dink

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By Lemon.
Type: Trackmo
Chipset: ocs
Released October 1993
Disks: 1
Code: Paradroid
Graphics: Facet & Danny
Music: Nuke
Text: Paradroid & Majic Mushroom
 

End text...
OH DEAR, THE END OF THE DEMO IS
HERE ALREADY. BUT THEN IT'S
QUALITY NOT QUANTITY YOU WANT TO
SEE ISN'T IT...

HERE ARE THE CREDITS AGAIN FOR
THOSE WHO MIGHT HAVE MISSED THEM

CODE - DESIGN .... PARADROID
TITLE PIC .... FACET + DANNY
OTHER GFX ............ FACET
MUSIC ................. NUKE

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THIS PRODUCTION WAS MEANT TO BE
RELEASED AT THE DESTINY PARTY
IN ENGLAND BUT SEEING AS ALL THE
COMPETITIONS HAD BEEN CANCELLED
I DECIDED TO LEAVE AND FINISH IT
AT HOME...

THE REASON GIVEN FOR THE COMPS
BEING CANCELLED WAS THAT A HARD
DRIVE HAD BEEN STOLEN, THE THING
THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THAT
WE WERE TOLD THAT EVERYTHING AT
THE PARTY WAS INSURED, THIS
WOULD MEAN THEY WOULD GET THE
MONEY BACK ANYWAY, WHY DID THEY
TAKE ALL THE MONEY FROM THE
COMPS... HERE IS ONE REASON THAT
I CAN GIVE!

DURING THE FIRST DAY A KEY HAD
GONE MISSING (THEY SAY IT WAS
STOLEN) FOR ONE OF THE DOORS,
AFTER A LONG SEARCH THEY DECIDED
TO BREAK THE LOCK AND PAY FOR
THE DAMAGE OUT OF THE
PRIZE MONEY, LATER THAT EVENING
THEY KEY WAS FOUND UNDER DESITNYS
KIT, TANTALUS/DESTINY WAS TOLD
BY ONE OF THE OTHER ORGANISERS
AND THIS WAS HIS REPLY:-

(I WILL USE THE CLOSEST WORDS I
ACTUALLY HEARD FROM TANTALUS
WHILE I STOOD CLOSE BY...)

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WELL, TO BE HONES, WE ARE CLOSE
TO THE RED AS IT IS SO KEEP THIS
QUIET, THESE PARTIES COST MONEY
YOU KNOW...
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HEY TANTALUS, I GUESS YOU DIDN'T
SEE ME STANDING THERE AS I THINK
YOU WOULD HAVE SAID IT...
WERE YOUR COMMENTS ALSO THE
REASON FOR KEEPING ALL THE PRIZE
MONEY, IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT I WAS
GOING TO WIN THE COMP DUE TO THE
LACK OF COMPETITION, NOW I AND
A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE
NOTHING TO SHOW FOR OUR HARD
WORK YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!

NO DISREPECT TO GLITCH WHO WAS
THE UNFORTUNATE VICTIM OF HAVING
HIS HARD DRIVE STOLEN, IT'S JUST
THAT TANTALUS IS GOING TO GET
ALL THE MONEY BACK FOR IT ANYWAY
FROM THE INSURANCE COMPANY...


MESSAGE TO SHAGRATT/LSD
...Continued
I CAN'T WAIT FOR JESUS ON E'S 2.
I JUST LOVE ALL THOSE FLASHING
COLOURS, BOB ROUTINES, ANIMATION
AND ALL THE OTHER HARDCORE CODE
YOU MUST HAVE USED...
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU SHOULD
BE ABOVE ME IN THE UK CHART?! I
KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT
ALL THOSE SAD LITTLE KIDS THINK
YOUR THE FUCKING BEST BUT YOU
COULD AT LEAST TELL THEM HOW
SHIT YOUR ROUTINES ARE!!!

IF YOU WANT TO REPLY TO THIS CAN
YOU DO IT IN A GOOD DISK MAG.

RAW RULES - GRAPEVINE SUCKS SHIT

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MESSAGE TO TELEMACH/(F)LAME

HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A SAW TWAT!!
I HOPE IT WAS ONLY DEVPAC YOU
TOOK OFF MY HARD DRIVE WHEN I
WALKED INTO THE ROOM, I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR THAT MY SOURCES WAS
PRINTED IN GRAPEVINE...

PARADROID'S PARTY GREETS GO TO
THESE GUYS FOR MAKING THE PARTY
SLIGHTLY BEARABLE:-

DATA . MUNGO . TDK . GRAFFITI
GEMINI . DOOD . FLAPJACK CHARLIE
RAVEN . MUTANT MANGO . HYDLIDE
NOVA . MEGAWOG . EVIL C

AND TO THE GUYS IN FAIRLIGHT I
NEVER GOT TO MEET, I HOPE YOU
LIKE THIS
SPLATTERHOUSE EXCLUSIVE!


THATS ENOUGH FROM ME SO I WILL
HAND OVER TO THE FUNGUS MAN.



HELLO, MAJIC MUSHROOM HERE....

HMM, I REALLY ENJOYED THE PARTY.
THE PARTY I MEAN IS THE ONE
IN AARS, DENMARK LAST XMAS!!

NOT THE DESTINY PARTY


A COUPLE OF MESSSAGES AND GREETZ
FROM ME THEN I WILL BUGGER OFF.

TELEMACH/(F)LAME
YOU DRUNKEN CUNT. WHY DID YOU
NOT DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING?

COLIN/EX WORLD OF TWIST
I WISH YOU CAME TO THE PARTY,
YOU WOULD HAVE SORTED OUT A
COUPLE OF SHITEBOXES!!

GREETINGS FROM ME TO:
SPLATT!, HOGSTER, EXECUTIONER
CEMI, GEMINI, FLAPJACK CHARLIE
KERMIT, 8-BALL, MUTANT MANGO
DOOD, RAVEN, NOVA, HYDLIDE

MJM OUT.....



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