It's been a long and dusty summer... The heat has been heavering over the ground and people have been rushing to the beaches to get eaten by sharks!!! And meanwhile, your amiga has been sucking dust like crazy... But now: At last!!! Finally!!! After six months of gasping for some new music, and with nothing else to listen to but Rick Astley and Dolly Parton on the radio, this disk has arrived!! Let me describe for you how you most likely have got it (because you probably don't know it yourself, am I right???)! Let me see. I'll bet that you all know an "Amidiot".. You know the kind of person I'm talking about?? Well, you see. He's extreemely stupid, weird and his breath probably stinks of rotten fish!! Then he talks as though he has got snot in his ears... You know, the "Hnello-!!!-My-namne-is-Bnert-and-I-amn-stnupid!!!" way??? Good!! Well and the only reason why you keep contact with this guy, is that he can get you some new programs!!! You all know such a guy??? Good!!! Now one day Bert (As I will call him) pushed his small sticky fingers on your doorbell, just after he'd had the whole hand up in his nose!! You got a minor chock as you opened the door and he started to say "Hnello!!! I hnave gnot some new dnisks wnith some musnic on"... With a grim look on your face you decided to let this crank inside your house!! You insert this disk as Bnert continues to babble and this is where I enter the story!!! Hello.. I am Nightlight of KEFRENS and I am most pleased to introduce my "NIGHTLIGHT MUSIC 3" which has been awaited in half a year!! If you have read the scrolls on disk 1 and 2, you allready know that I am a musician and that my mother spits people in their faces when she talks(!).. Aheem... Laaa.. Ahm.. Let me just warm up my voice, thank you... LaLaaaa... Mimimi.. mimomilooooo... Ahh that should do it!!!! Allright, as I was saying is this my latest music disk (and my best, if I may say so old chap) and I'd like you to press one of the keys from 1 to 8 (Yees that's right, good boy) and make sure that Bnert keeps his mouth shut!!! But wait!!! Before I do anything else, I'd like to send a special thanks to DETRON of KEFRENS who coded theese tunes, logo (which I have drawn all by my self, alone and without help from anybody but me), and the noisebars together on this disk!!! Shall we all give him a hand???... No? Allright, be boring if you like ... Well now to some SERIOUS descriptions of the tunes on this disk!! Well, well, well (as my english teacher would say) let's begin with... SUNRISE (There.. on the screen.. right next to your glasses..)!! This is a little piece of china music made using the most typical chords at all; A-minor, F-major and G-major!!! If this doesn't say you anything, then you are not from a home with a piano which means that you are a low life and a society parasit who uses OUR tax money to buy heroin and cheap hores!! YOU ARE A SCUM AND SHOULD BE SHOT DEAD AT THIS VERY MOMENT!! I am glad that you share my opinion!!! Anyway, this tune takes up 75 kb and was made 13/4-1989. The KEFRENS coders didn't like it and that is why it hasn't been released on any demo!!! But if you are going to make you own game using a 4096 x 4096 screen, 20 billion colours, raytraycing and the lot; then you NOW HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE IT (A roar of audience throws me back in the room). But let us hurry on to the next piece of muzak (Yo, I am cool when I'm talking 'cracker' language!! Just listen to the sound of it: "MUZAK" Whaaauuuow).. INTO BATTLE This tune was made without any special lead instrument. It's run by the slapbas and if you are a patient little boy and can wait untill it reaches length 29, you will hear my slapbas-solo which I'm quite proud of !! It takes up 66 kilobytes and was put together 21/4-1989!!! Aaaalright! Let's move on to tune 3... GREAT COMMANDMENT This is originally a record made by a german group called "CAMOUFLAGE" and I just felt like making my version of it (why, oh WHY must every soundhacker make their terrible version of this tune? Soon, all people know to this song is the lousy soundtracker versions existing on the amiga!! So I suggest that you find all musicians who have made their own version of this tune, and you BREAK THEIR NECKS OR CUT THEIR THROATS!!!) By the way; The terrible voice in the start of the tune is me, sampled after a night of heavy drinking!!! This samplespanking takes up 169 (Yeah, no shit 169) kb and was made 28/5-1989!!! It was made because I played it on my keyboard (I ofcourse own a KORG M1 keyboard to the value of 20.000 kr) at the end of school term!!! Everybody liked it and I decided to make it on amiga (The amiga version does not include the piano solo from the original though) !!! By the way, talking about keyboards, here is a little question to Future Freak of DEXION: What keyboard do you own and how long have you been playing?? When I'm asking you as directly as that, it's because that NO ONE can do the kind of sound that you do without having COMPLETELY control over his chords!!! My compliments! You're one of the best... Well, after this little 'Before time' greeting, I'll continue with tune no.4... MOONLIGHT II - THE HUNT This is the official sequel to the 'MOONLIGHT' tune to be found on 'NIGHTLIGHT MUSIC ONE' and in PROMAX' "SKULL DEMO"... I know that it's hard to make a sequel to a tune like that (Here I go again, blabbing about how good i am) but I think I've succeded quite well (And again!!! Can you belive this guy???) !!! Well it takes up 124 kb aaand was made 5/6-1989!!! Check it out.. (Suddenly some looney kicks up my door and yells: JOKETIME!!! He throws me at the floor and takes over the keyboard.) Yeeeeaaaahh!!! What is it, that sits in a corner and get's more and more red??... You don't know, eh?? eeeh??? IT'S A BABY WITH A RAZOR BLADE!!! HAR HAR.. HAAAR HAAAR and what is it that sits in a corner and is all green??? You don't know??? You don't know eh?? eeeh?? Do you??? EEEEH?? IT'S THE SAME BABY THREE WEEKS LATER, HAR HAR HAR HAAAR HAAAAR!!! (Then he opens my window and jumps out from the 13th FLOOR while singing "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN")... Well..er... after this little..eh.. break, we will go on to tune no.5... RAINY DAY This tune is originally made by Hans Zimmer and is called "LEAVING WALBROUGH". If some of you recognizes it, it's probably because you have seen the movie 'RAIN MAN'. Because this tune is on the soundtrack.. Talking of movies; if any of you can get me BATMAN - THE MOVIE on video then I'll be very gratefull and if you would like it I MIGHT EVEN KISS YOUR FEET (is THAT an offer you can't refuse or what???). Back to 'RAINY DAY'. I personally like it (and he goes on and on and on...) because it's different from what you normally think of when you say computer music!!! It takes (Just like MOONLIGHT II) 124 kb and was created 5 days later; 10/6-1989!!! Now to make something clear: Millions and billions of people have asked me how I make my music and how long it takes!!! Well you see (Uncle Nightlight tells a story)... When I make music it all start when i get a good idea!!! (Hears a line in the radio, plays something funny on the board etc..) Then I try to make it in soundtracker and in one fifth of the times I succeed... (No kidding 4 out of 5 tunes fails!!!)!! When I first have got the basic lines and it sounds good (Yeah, yeah. It never sounds good!! I know.. you all hate me...) then it takes me 2 to 3 hours to complete the song!!! Taa daaa. Now you can all go and make your own hit... Just make four lousy tunes and the fifth is bound to be good (!)... Well let us hurry on (old chaps) to a tune which has made a great reputation at my friends (I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS !!!! Is this man without limitations??? First he clames to have FRIENDS (HA!) and then he clames that they actually LIKE his MUSIC??? What kind of friends is that??? Blind and deaf ones???) FLETCH THEME This is a copy of the "FLETCH THEME" by Harold Faltermeyer (Copies, copies, copies!! Can't he compose himself???) and it's my best conversion untill date!!! This tune is originally made for the group "WIZ" who is some of my friends (Why does he keep babbling about his "friends") but as I am a member of KEFRENS, I thought that I could put it on this disk without problems!!!! This was made 9/8-1989... (Please notice that from 10/6 - 9/8 NOTHING was released, because that all that I made in this period was a pile of shit (The looney, who has managed to climb the 13 floors up, hangs in my window and yells that ALL that I have -EVER- released is a pile of shit. I gently beat him up with a shovel, untill he let go of his grip and falls down again)).. Aheem!! Fletch takes up 65 kilo's ... NEW WAVE The next tune is a little piece of house and is called "NEW WAVE"!!! This was made 16/9-89 after a month of struggling with soundtracker!!! It takes up 70 kilobytes and that is all there is to say about this tune!!! THUNDERCHILD The last and final and no-more-music-on-the-disk tune is called 'THUNDERCHILD' (Yeah, you're right.. It sounds as the title of a bad Dungeon and Dragons book - Speaking of D and D, Have you read the books called 'DRAGONLANCE CHRONICHLES'??? If you haven't then you're sure to miss something great!!! And the sequel series called "DRAGONLANCE LEGENDS" is even better, so go shopping.) Well back to the tune... It was made using some instruments lamed from KEFRENS megademo 7 (Sorry RAZMO, but I am just so fond of your instru's)!!! This is my newest tune and was made last sunday which was 24/9-89!!! By the way, all this shit was written the 26 and 27 september 1989, so if that's long time ago, then you can borrow my shovel and use it to beat up Bert... (If it isn't so long ago, then beat him up anyway) !!! It only takes up 56 Kb and does therfore fit PERFECT into your newest demo because, as we all can hear, this country is in lack of good musicians!!! Talking about musicians I'd like to greet some of the best!!! Some guys I know and others I'd like to know but all have they got my deepest respect (Does THIS guy lick some asses or what)... Well golden notes goes to: RAZMO of KEFRENS: You just do the rythm so well that I could cry - FUTURE FREAK of DEXION: You're the master in your funk style. No more, no less!!! - SLL of BS1: The master of past and present - TURBOBRAIN of D-MOB: Hey I heard your BATMIX disk, great sample control!!! - TITAN of NORTHSTAR: I haven't heard very much from you (3 pieces that is) but what I've heard was superb!!! - ROMEO KNIGHT of RED SECTOR (or what??) You can just be described with one word 'COOOOOOL' - That's it!!! I'd like to talk to ALL of you guys, so if your name was mentioned then contact me NOW!! (And I mean NOW and NOT when you've finished reading this scroll!! NOW, NOOOOW). Then I'll like to... oh shit.... THE LOONIE'S BACK AND HE'S GOING TO.. MPH... OUF... 'JOOOOKETIMEEEEEE' Ha haaaa!!! Are you ready folks??? Eh?? Eeeeeh??? Are you? Aaaaalriiiight. What is it that is red and bubbling and is scraching on the window, eh??? Eeeeehh??? You don't know eeeeh??? EEEEEH??? DO YOU EEEEEEHHH??? IT'S A BABY IN A MICROWAVE OVEN!!! HAR HAR HAAAAR HAAAAAR (The loony starts to bang his head against the wall and I carefully watch him as he smashes his face into a bloody mess and tumbles back out of the window)... By the way, does any of you read Stephen King??? He is just one of the greatest authors ever to live on this forbidden planet!!! I would recomend you to start AT ONCE!!! Please (FOR MY SAKE???) read 'THE SHINING', 'FIRESTARTER', 'THE DEAD ZONE' and I assure you that you'll feel much better afterwards!!! Before we go to my personal greetings, I'd like to explain three things which I just can't STAND in a scroll text.. The first thing is boring scrolltexts!!! Is there anything worse than reading a scroll build up like this: Hello freaks (They always start like that) I am bla.bla.bla and credits goes to bla.bla.bla and greetings goes to bla.bla and bla's toaster!! The end!!! Fuck, I can sleep my brain out over a scroll like that.. Use your imagination by god!! Well the second thing which is not even CLOSE to bearable is coders with lousy english!! Is there anything worse than some smartass saying "Hello, I is back" and "I are the best!!!" Shit I get sick!! The third thing (and the most important) I can't stand is people who talks about how many ugly girls they have fucked in their holliday (And I am mentioning NO names EXORBIT of ARCANE (No offence the rest of ARCANE))... And now, ladies and gentleman, to the personal regards which goes as follows: ARCANE: UNIHAWK AND ZETRIX: You are starting to do the tracks quite well (old chaps) - MERLIN/MIKE/XITE etc. (Sorry but I've forgotten all your names): Keep up the good work and let some normal people write your scrolls - WIZ : Yo Wierd Ed and Drac. I'm looking forward to your megademo!!! - GHOSTRIDER: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for spreading my tunes, I am just SO in love with you!!! - KEFRENS: DETRON: Thanks for coding this shit!!! PROMAX: I'm looking forward to your next demo... BLAZER: Let me have some of your new sounds please??? ZYCHO: I like your TUT'S-HEAD-LYING-DOWN pic on the new megademo!!! RAZMO: I am awaiting the sample + internal soundprog. with impatience METALLION: I have NEVER spoken with you, wanna call me??? - TRILOGY: You're cool on the import market but have you got any good musicians??? (This is not a provocation, just a friendly question) and no more shit!!! Now the time is 23:48 and I'm in the middle of a new STEPHEN KING book called 'THE STAND' so I think that I'm about to end this load of shit!!! If you like or hate my sound, If you want to send me roses or if you just want to "have a little chat (jolly good old chap)" Then contact me, eather through the KEFRENS address above or through my own, personal, private for my self and only my address!!! Mail your excrements to: NIGHTLIGHT - BYMUREN 131 4th - 2650 HVIDOVRE - DENMARK - (REPEATING: NIGHTLIGHT) - (REPEATING: BYMUREN 131 4th) - (REPEATING: 2650 HVIDOVRE) - (REPEATING: DENMARK) - (REPEATING: CZECHOSLOVAKIA) All disk received is prommised to be eaten with a good sauce on the top!!! Meanwhile, have fun with my music!!! Say hello to your mother from me... SEE YA NIGHTLIGHT!!!
