OPENING SCROLL BLUE HOUSE COMPUTER PRODUCTIONS PROULDY PRESENTS: THE ESKILSTUNA COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT (SLIDE)SHOW ... HOWEVER, IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A PICTURE AND DON'T LIKE THE TEXT BELOW, JUST TAKE IT AS A JOKE, NOTHING ON THIS SHOW IS WRITTEN SERIOULSY, BUT IF YOU ON THE OTHER HAND FIND SOMTHING EXTREMELY FUNNY, I WONT BELIEVE YOU! YOU MAY NOT SELL THIS DISK WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM BLUE HOUSE ... THATS ALL, ENJOY IT NOW! MAIN MENU WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL VERSION OF ESKILSTUNA COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT SLIDESHOW!!! CHOOSE AN ALTERNATIVE ON THE MENU ABOVE, OR JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS SCROLL REACHED ITS END!! THE CODE WAS DONE BY ALTA (REBELS) OF BLUE HOUSE COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT SHOW AND THE MUSIC WAS DONE BY MARTIN "MANTRONIX" WALL OF MANIACS OF NOISE ... THE GNUS RULES THE WORLD !!! LOADING LOADING AND DECRUNCHING ... A GNU IS AN ANIMAL THAT LIVES ON THE SAVANNS OF AFRICA, IS EATEN BY GEPARDS AND HAS BEARD ... COOL ANIMAL, ISNT IT??? WINNERS OF COMPOS AND ORGANIZATION
And again .. well, this is a slideshow from E.C.E.S ... sorry for no complicated routines and shit, but who cares in these days, when everybody knows how to design an animation to win a democompetition ... I know this stuff is dull, but who cares anyway? HaVoK (NO groups at all) have now JOINED BLUE HOUSE COMPUTER PRODUCTIONS. Blue House Computer Productions are now: Alta.REBELS, Acro.REBELS, Mogwie.Silents and HaVoK.ungrouped ... If you have no permission from me (alta) personally, you may not sell this production!!! The music is great, composted by Martin "Mantronix" Wall (Maniacs of Noise) ... all digitizations were run through a Digi-View gold digitizer, owned by Nick / Rebels[/s] Sweden ... The font in the menu and this font was composed by Krest / [g=41]Rebels, from Great Britain .. the other scrollfont for the slide-explanation texts and the code was done by Alta ... but the hardest work: converting the pictures! was done by ALTA! the authors of the logos in the beginning was in order of appearance: Blue House: Alta, Rebels: Alta, Conqueror+Zike: Static, Razor: SeCtOR 9, Phenomena: Color ... I am not sure about the ECES logo, so you can find credits in the ECES invitation DEMO! ... I hope noone gets angry coz I ripped that logo ... ut it was nice, and I had no time to draw it myself ... thanx to Automan/dreamware for some help with digitizationing!!!! thanx to MegaKloppArna for inspiration ... at the moment I am crunching this melody at the same time as i am writing this and listens to "Abode of gods", a module that slept on the disk with modules I copied from Mantronix on the show ... I must apologize to TIP / Phenomena for writing wrong credits in the menu for the competition demos from eces ... sorry TIP .. Just a tip: aet fler kaaldolmar! sa slipper du neger! eller hur TIP! men du kanske inte tycker om kaldolmar? det ser inte ut sa ... But let us leave these boring things and continue with a party report ... Ok, we start at the arrival of Nick & Oliver at my place last wednesday, I picked them up from the train station in Gothemburg and we went around in the "city" in the noisious traffic and among the bad air, which causes all bad breaths in Gothemburg .... After a while we took a bus to Kungsbacka, Nick ofcourse lost his ticket, but when I told him that he had to pay 400 sek if they catched him he immediately found his ticket .... So, after 50 miutes with GL express RED we reached Kungsbacka .... WOW! Kungsbacka must be the smallest town I have ever lived in ... but we had some stuff to take care of .. #1: we went to the place where we were supposed to pick up 70 kg of candy for the show, Nick and Oliver immediately fell in love with the nice girl behind the counter in the candy shop .. real candy! .. we stayed "talking" for a while and then we went to "MedBorgarSkolan" to borrow a videocamera, we got one plus 200 sek plus a lot of hard work (moving furniture ..) ok, we ate a bit (pizza of course) and felt satisfied. (I was thirsty, so I drank my glass, 1/4 of Nick's and 1/2 of Oliver's) ... then we filmed miss "Candy" and went home and did some digitizing .. by the way, did you know what "digital" comes from? well, I am not sure, but "Digitus" in latin means finger, and it has perhaps something to do with that .. but anyway .. we got home and worked a bit on these pictures .. Oliver had caught a cold, and had a pain in his throat, so he wasn't on a 100% party mood .. but the night went on and we went to bed pretty late. the next day we slept til 9 o'clock, we ate some breakfast, and felt quite tired. We filmed Oliver when he was sleeping with a mascot, a polar bear ... I think that picture is on the show but I am not sure .. hope so anyway ... Well, anyway, on the thursday we had no driver, so we had to call Zike, conqueror, sauron, ted, and all other gnus in gothemburg to get a driver for our minibus. After a lot of trouble, chatting (on MY line), and solving we found Warlord and Procyon, who drove us to the show .. there has never been so many calls going out and in from my line as then .. Oh shit .. I must go to bed now, turn off the musltismasking, unalloc some memory and some priority in favour of the cruncher ... soo .. tomorrow I hope the cruncher is ready .. (I haven't optimized it yet, but I soon will .. ) hmmm .. I had hoped that I had had some time to code a demo, but shit, that is probably out of the question, but I'll write more tomorrow, see ya then ... skrapeliskrap ... Okay ... now I'm online again ... I have during the night been crunching this module ... ehem ... well, it was at least finished when I woke up this morning .. but anyway ... Did you know why our former driver (M;et) couldn't drive? well, he went sick .. he got some inflammation in his eyes ... so he was almost blind some times .. ball sjukdom! well, the thursday became very late, coz I hadn't packed anything and lot of planning was yet to be done .. So at approx 11-12 we went to bed ... We woke up at 5.30 as we wanted anyway .. But quite tired ... We ate some bfx, took our stuff on the early bus to Kungsbacka and fetched the candy .. Oliver (sick) stayed to guard our stuff ... When we got back with the candy Acro/Rebels, Automan/Dreamware, Mogwie/Silents, Warlord, and Procyon/Digitech had already arrived .. So we packed our stuff into the minibus and went away ... We did some filing on the way, and once we stopped to buy ourselves some coke, but that isn't too interesting, or is it?? Well, after a long trip we finally reached Eskilstuna and we were quite happy about that ... When we arrived we had to move all valuable stuff from the rooms to a locked room, before we could let in the other troublemakers to our show .. We went filming a lot, and were quite amused of the people waiting to get inside ... Hmmm .. I think it's time to wear some clothes, take a fast shower and eat some bfx .. See ya in a minute times 60 !! (If I'm not working on converting pictures by then ..) but anyway =)K remember your beloved Rebels! see ya in some letters later ... GNU! ... Some messages coming up: 1> Hi HaVoK!! I hope you enjoy this cooperation ... this fusion created looooots of work for you !! I will use my nice AlTa logo some time, it's great !! What do you think about graphics? Not the best perhaps, but on the other hand I'm a coder, not a graphician! .. 2> TwinS/Phenomena: Your replayroutine B U G S !!! I hate it ! W H Y ?? I spent about 1 0 H O U R S to crunch it several times, your level6replay bugs! I used it, but for no good! .... I had to use the 2.02 (also bugging level6) ... Hmmm ... If you don't improve your packer soon we will beat you with horselengths when Mogwie finish his packer!!! 3> Nick, Mahoney(?) and all other guys that will arrange a conference together with me next summer: Se till att de ringer fraan supportrarna snart!! det borjar bli dags for beslut!! har du forresten hittat lokal?? 4> All pc-owners that wants to rip/buy this tune and convert it to atari or pc: YOU MAY NOT DO THAT! Blue house is not the only one that will be let down, you will also let down Maniacs of noise, who composed the module!!! 5> If you bought this product from a dealer that cant prove that he has my permission to sell, it is your dam duty to ask for your money back!!! (This disk may freely be copied, but not sold) 6> If you want to sell this disk you must ask me for permission first! for more info/perission write to: Alta, Gathes V. 79, 439 00 Kungsbacka, SWEDEN ... 7> All computer magazines: If anyone tries to sell this product through your magazine you must check if he has got the permission to do so, If not, send the full address and phonenumber of the I l l e g a l dealer to the address above!!! 8> All other guys around the world: Copy this disk freely, but remember that without a permission you may not recieve or give any money for it! Okay! I hope this part of this text will be more accurate .. Where were we??? Hmmm =)K Yeah! We were looking on the people sleeping outside while we were working .. NOT so funny! Gnu? no, we went on with our moving, until we gave up and sat ourselves in our room .. We started a few computers, and acted pretty flummy .. Noone cared about that by then, so we continued for a while .. But now let us interrupt this shit with some "oh my lloyd's" to: HaVoK, Silicon+Zeta, Conqueror+Zike, Nick, Oliver, MeGaKLOppArNA, Mahoney, Syntech, Automan, Ziphoid+Mia, Krest+Audrey (even though I would have preferred Donna ..), Skalman, Mattson, Sven, Kapten DAta, Dr. Mjaell, Lord Tangens, my minicalculator and JakE the brake and many many more that we will discuss later on ... =)K .... I started showing my videofilm with pictures from the conference and the trip and the "candy" girl ... While we was busy staring at our noice film the party opened, one hour after the opening we started to film the party place (coz the batteries was low on power when the place opened) .. we filmed some stuff here, some there, and some anywhere .. we went to the town and filmed some city attractions (Zike's girls) who weren't hard to find ... we filmed like coppergnus and had real fun !! hmmm .. I think I start some music to keep me awake, wait!! that's better! well, after a lot of filming the camera brake down, so we couldn't digitize much from that tape ... pity ... :( ... but studieframjandet fixed a super-vhs camera that was much better =)K ... with the super-vhs we looked much more professional, and we made all eskilstuna believe that we was "TV PI" (or tv 3.1415926539... for those who prefer numerical solutions, haha) now we went around filming a lot, but that isn't so interesting, the best parts of the film was saved for you, dear audience, to enjoy while listening to this cheering piece of music ... =( ... hrrm .. I suppose that wasn't a too rebellic scrolltextline ... but who cares, perhaps the reader if there are any ... Hmm ... I actually believe that you have read this far in the scroll, but I don't understand why ... perhaps you like Rebels and want to join our fanclub? (that was a joke, don't kill me) but what did we do on the conference except for filming with a videocamera? .. ok, we did the usual first copy party step: we unpacked the computers (I didn't, but that is another thing that you shouldn't care about) ... the first day went on pretty well, nothing serios happened, except that I got to know that most people that had promised to come wouldn't show up at all ... fun?? =( ... I and Automan went to take a shower to prepare for some party, we went to KnegOff's place after a couple of beers. we got in and started to party a little ... at that specific day there were also a striptease show there, but I think I got a beer too much, coz I flipped out and started talking English the rest of the evening ... =)K ... ok, I was at least in a party mood .. the striptease was shit, too much clothes ... Automan stayed and played some roulette and stuff, but ofcourse he lost all his money .. =)K .. after a long evening (or day+evening+night to be more specific) we went to bed, approximately at 2-3 some time ... at 5-6 nick woke me up, he had to clean up the place of pukes and shit, so I had to stand in the cafeteria .. I was still drunk .. so I didn't feel that bad .. by then ....... These 3 hours was all sleep I got at the conference ... I believe I slept less than all other guys at the conference ... but I am not sure, so I am not boasting about it either ..... =)K .... after some hours in the cafeteria Ucka (hired cafe girl) woke up ... ok, I had some human company for a while, I felt like a pile of coffeine pills, ready to eat myself ... after some time bfx-hungry people began to show up .. the wanted (all of them): cheese sandwich ... and who did them? me ofcourse, otherwise I hadn't complained about it ... Automan slept like a sheep for many hours, and I guess that is what I am going to do now ... I don't know why I'm tired, it is only 00.55 o'clock, but I a really tired anyway .... I will write some more lines later !! til then ... seeya! 3=)K ........ I have been away on a midsummer "party" now, I just got home ... If you're not swedish you might have some troubles to understand our joyness of this important party-days ... I guess you don't even know why we celebrate cristmas or only sell spirits in special shops ... the latest statement about the spirits I don't understand myself, but now about some midsummer and cristmas ... to begin with the background ... Long time ago, even as long time ago as the ages of iron in sweden, people started liking alcoholics .. In the beginning they made it by mistake, their purridge became old and some of the stuff became alcoholic.. These primitive humans appreciated the feeling this purridge gave them, not as much as we party animals do nowadays, but they somehow liked it ... =)K ... They started to do some research about the subject, and found better ways to inheal the alcoholic fluids .... After many years they decided that they should limit these drinks to special "partys", if we can call them that, because they became much worse hunters or farmers or blacksmiths after using the good stuff. These primitives were quite religios, not like cristians or muslims or any of that shit, no, they simply wanted to thank the complex nature for what it gave to them .. They liked the hot summer, that was the good time, when the seeds grewn and the hunting was good ... this period had to be celebrated, so on one of the longest and nicest day of the year they created the "Midsummer" party, today located in the middle of E.C.E.S and Cryptoburners+Dexion+Fairlight+Violence ... But their religion said that they also had to celebrate the dark period, the winter, when they could get iron from their swamps, the important metal they used to make their weapons and other stuff ... so one of the shortest and darkest and coldest days they created the julablothir party ... this is the day foreigners call cristmas, with the differance that in sweden we don't celebrate because of any gods or such stuff, no, we do it because of the laws of nature. to differ the days we call "jul" and "cristmas" we nowadays celebrate "jul" the 24th and "cristmas" the 25th of december, which makes two partys to have fun on. so what do you say? we have two partys more than other countries ... the midsummer is the most alcohol-demanding period in sweden, followed closely by the august seafood parties, which awakens the police ... There are some facts from the places where I where borned, Kalmar ... The police boss Rolf Klaeppe has some personal Ideas about how much alchohol you may drink on the midsummer eve, the most party place around midsummer is oeland, a big island east of the south part of sweden. to this island there is a bridge, on this seven kilometers bridge there are a raised bit so bigger boats can pass under. on this "top" mr klaeppe stands and chaecks every car like they do in the tolls, and if he finds more "stuff" than a normal party doze he confiscates it. I have personally been looking in the kalmar police confiscatement rooms, a place where they keep half axes, that broke down when a man hit his wife in the head with it, big hasch-plants and lots of other nervpillering stuff... that time wasnt the week after midsummer, so I didn't see much booze in there, but there is sure room for it !! In sweden we usually celebrate midsummer by eating raw fish in acid and onionrings or mustard souce and the fresh swedish potatoes, this food demands much drinking .. the normal stuff you drink with this food is strong beer (to get unthirsty) and "burn-wine" (strong spirits, peppered with different kinds of grass or tree or something) to get in REAL party mood ... and ofcourse we sing (false!) nice songs when we drink it ... =)K ... this sounds funny, doesn't it? well, I can tell you, not if your parents are present .... then it is dam boring ... and it is especially boring if your parents brings you to a party of strangers who you only heard the names of, just to keep you away from the youth-boozing! And yet more boring if you have to travel five hours to get to the party .. (and back home too...) thats my midsummer story this year ... The time of midsummer is also full of mystic and magic, the tradition tells us that brides should run over seven fields with seven fences absolute siltent, and pick seven different flowers to put under her pillow and then she will dream about the man she will marry when she gets into that age. Curious me should stand in a crossroad, and keep silent in the middle of the night, and if he is lucky he will see his bride running somewhere. This night has also been a day of party and orgies in other countries than sweden, but we don't shit our nice traditions just because of any lame "missionairs" ... no, we keep on to our parties, and we hope that ECES is one of these parties, because next year we will arrange another in Malmoe, in southern sweden !! .... Right now I'm listening to Epic(mon-mw) that was present on Mantronix' moduledisk, but I am not sure if he did it, but why bothering your mind with things you can get the answer much simplier if you wait a while?? ok, you're right, to get a fast answer .. but who needs that at two o'clock in the middle of the night when I am tired and feel most for a nice bed, perhaps a shower and some nice teeth brushing.. I like this module ! it keeps me awake, just like coffe should have done, I wonder how these samples were created ... hmmm, they seem to be sampled from a synth ... ok, no processor ones then ... well, there will be a day when blue house introduces you to the eternal sound of processor calculated sounds ... acro (blue house) and guide (not blue house) are thinking about converting real samples into processor sounds, uhh! that is hard work ... but what am I, sitting here in my not-so-comfortable chair, writing now? hmmm .. let us continue with the "oh my lloyd's" that I forgot on some lines above ... here they come: Chevron (join rebels!), silents (start doing something good instead of belamering yourselves), rebels (you are quite a group now .... ), agile(??), razor 1911 (hej), phenomena (you are good to stand in the way of my videocamera, gurk!), kurt, arne, nils, all gnus, GNU! some serious stuff coming up? or what? please mind! let me write something serious ... cant you think of something ... my hands can only write ... they need some other orders than writeing global trash in this show ... Hmmm ... we can write about ... ehem ... yeah! let us write something about my room as an object ... ok, here it comes: I have a rather large room, rectangular, one wall is leaning in because of the ceiling, the other walls are covered with fibercloth, painted in a color that looks like the one on bare skin ... I have two big windows on one of the long sides of my room, on the opposite side is a door, a mirror and a bench with three big boxes . the bench is right under the mirror that is in the middle of the side opposite of the windows. in the corner of the side that leans in and the side with the mirror there are a bed, put in the same direction as the short side of my room... on the side of the windows there are a big workbench and a small bench with a cupboard. on the workbench there is an amiga with transformator, monitor, disks and all the other stuff that usually hangs out of ones amiga. on the workbench there are also a cobra, an old phonetype, that is nowadays antique, and worth up to $1000 ... (one thousand dollars ...loadsamoney) shitboring, isn't it?? well, there will be a day when all people on the earth understand my sentence, but for a time, the meaning of this one will be hidden, until the right time comes .. hmmm I had a chat with Nick/REBELS now, he said that he couldn't go to the Norway party, because of moneytroubles ... All other rebels except omega had the same troubles (except for us then ...) but the meaning to go to norway for me is now equal to zero!! I think I will go to copenhagen instead and visit droopy and company! I don't bloody know! many other guys from other groups did also turn down this party ... hm, a good reason for my mind is: BK elektroniks will surely do a razzia there, so it is better to stay home! another good reason is that copenhagen is much funnier! (at least than norway) Now, the following text is weird, and shouldn't be read (I have not read it, though I wrote it ...) so ... I warned you!! in a since long times forgotten village lived a boy, he had escaped from the rest of the world, he was frightened to death by other humans.. the poor boy had no one to take care of him, noone could comfort him and noone could talk to him ... during the time in the forgotten village the boy became worser and worser, and he should have continued that way if he hadn't got a sight of what he had to do to get rid of his frightness of people. The boy saw a man in white, the boy didn't feel any fear in front of this man, and the strange man said to the boy: follow me and rescue the world, like men has done before you, and will do after you .... You are the chosen one .. now follow me, this is your destiny and you can't escape it. the young boy that felt relieved from the sight of the strange man opened his heart and said: I will do whatever you wish me to do. the strange man said: be here a time, and I will return when your time comes. by these sudden words he dissapeared like a water drops on a hot stone in the middle of the summer. immediately after the dissapearing the boy got a shock, the comforting man was gone and he was again frightened to death... the poor boy couldn't sleep or forget, he hid himself in a bush, frightened of even himself. he began to scream, he was too frightened to think. after three days of screaming and hiding the strange man again showed up, but this time there was something odd about him, he looked old and he walked with a stick in his hand. the man slowly opened his mouth and said, i'm old now, time is soon out, and you must come now. the boy didn't feel the aura of calmness he felt the last time the man visited him. frightened, hungry and sleepy the boy crawled up, he hadn't forgot his words, he had promised to follow the man and do everything he wished. the old man lay his arm on the young boys shoulders, and started to talk. he told the boy about the oceans of water, about the mountains and the gold inside them, about the nature and the magic of the lakes. the man gave the boy a ring, not made of gold or silver, no, the material that the ring was made of was simply grass. the man told the boy about the history of the ring, how the grass had been borned as seed, grown up and lived. but this wasn't the simple kind of grass you just pick in your neighbours garden, no, this was the grass called springrose, a name that today is forgotten because of the seldomness of the existance of the grass. the boy looked at the ring, and for the first time he could open his eyes without any fear. the old man asked if the boy was ready to leave, and teh answer was eager and ernest, yes. they walked for days, over mountains and across fields, on small pathes and big roads until they reached the end of the known world. the old man stopped and said to the boy: this can be your last chance, do you want to return to the place where you lived or do you want to continue. the boy said nothing, but continued. the old man dissapeared again, but this time the boy didn't get a shock. the boy knew he had to go on by his own, walk the long way by intuition, whereto he didn't know, not more than that his mission was far away ..... que? what was that??? well, I havent read it yet ... The text you just read was written while I slept .... It seems to be a story of some kind, but I don't know ... it might just be some fantasies my mind made up ... well, anyway ... I got a letter from HaVoK today (the one with the good graphix!) and he would like to join the BLUE HOUSE COMPUTER PRODUCTIONS! we are only happy to get a good graphician to our company, but he cannot be employed for more than an freelancer when we construct our company ... But right now he is a fullworty member of BHCP! ahhh! i must go and look at my tv! soon it is twin peaks!! the last episode ... boring but true! sorry krest! but it is all over now ... dc.b ' or what do you want to say???' hrrrm ... only coders appreciate that I guess ... ahhh! hurry!
