| Trix: |
Hello there! I guess this is no French dressing we are dealing with, so how about introducing yourselves to the readers??? |
| Seen: |
Ahhhhh Kraft light? hmmmmm uhmmm! Ladies first! |
| Paleface: |
I consider myself a coder, founder of Melon Dezign together with Seen, 18 years old. I like small cute guys like Seen. The Guardian Dragon is keeping an eye on me! I especially like to provoke people from The Holy City - Haslev. Make up the rest for yaselves brothers! Fuck Seen, I'm the one who wears the leathertrousers in M.D! |
| Seen: |
I am the megaleader of Melon Dezign + I like to fool around with Dpaint 3 (yes 3!). Everybody love my accent! Escargot! Christophe you eat snails! Satan is my leader and I like small boys! As Paleface said: Make up the rest for yaselves sisters? |
| Trix: |
Which groups have you been members of before forming Melon Dezign, and which groups were your best and worst experience? |
| Paleface: |
Rebels, Alliance Design/Quartex and something called Melon Dezign/Crystal or whatever... I liked being in Rebels in the start, but got bored of being in such a lazy group without the ability to be lazy.. I never really released anything in Alliance Design, except from the non-published Full- screen Paltro which Gonzo and I cooked together during 1 night at Lowlife 91, just to take home the 2. prize. At least it finansed the journey. Kefrens won with their "DragenSomPassedePaa 1" containing cool stuff like the AsmOne fractal... |
| Seen: |
My travel around groups goes like this: Kefrens (Not the NEW), Rebels, Alliance Design/PrisonTex, CRYSTAL! Best group was Alliance Design! Corto-Traitor. Suce Ma Bite! /Escargot!! "Worst" group was propably Rebels! I was only in Rebels for 3 weeks, but I never really got to know the other Rebels except from Paleface, Jake and Conan.
Who the fuck is Melon Dezign??? |
| Trix: |
Rumours are saying that you are working on a nice game at the moment. Pleeze tell more about it. |
| Both: |
About the game.. hmmm, Oh yes it sure is nice...NOOOT! Anyway, go and BUY IT when it's out! The experience of a lifetime! |
| Trix: |
Are you working for any software company? |
| Both: |
Yes! System Sisters/MELON DEZIGN! |
| Trix: |
How will you feel if your game will be cracked by your own group, CRYSTAL? |
| Paleface: |
It won't. |
| Seen: |
Biz is biz, & Melons are lethal. |
| Trix: |
Any new productions in the pipeline from Melon Dezign (except from a lot of crack intros, ofcoz)? |
| Seen: |
Well, soon to come:
- Slideshow from Mack Melon!
- The Tetris intro!
- NKOTB Demo....
- Intro Freako! |
| Paleface: |
- Nude Melon Slideshow! (Will make ev'ry little lamer scream of hornyness..)
- The Unofficial EuroChart! (100% cheat, no lamers below 18 will be able to vote...) |
| Trix: |
There have been spread some wrong news in disk mags about who joined and so on. Would you like to clear up that mess? How about a memberlist? |
| Both: |
Hmmmm, Like everybody joined Melon... First of all, Melon doesn't need ANY (stupid?) modem-traders, swappers, dragons etc. So don't contact us for membership or like! Melon Dezign consist of 7 and that's a magic number:
- Seen
- Paleface
- Walt
- Motif
- Performer
- Bannasoft
- Mack (recently joined!) |
| Trix: |
It was mentioned in the news section in RAW #3 that Performer didn't code the Dragon Ball & Bouncing Vector routines. And that the routines were coded by some coders living in the same town as Performer. What is your coment about that? |
| Both: |
Well, Daryl/ex.TSL! Why did you spread a rumour like that! We are sure you know that Performer is able to code and that he really coded Dragonball and Bouncing Vector...
About R.A.W.. News is News and they are Raw! |
| Trix: |
What are your statements about the following: |
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| Human Target: |
Seen: GREAT!... Lame samples!! Techno (Tekno,Tekkno?) does not rule at all!!! To much to much to much techno...
Paleface: Well... I'm not sure 'bout that, but whatta heck. (en haek?) |
| Kefrens: |
Both: BVADDDRRRR! |
| The Eurochart: |
Both: Only #9... Bvaddrr! Where is the intro chart guys?!? And most ugly gfxman chart (sure Walt will be #1)! |
| R.W.O/Kefrens: |
Seen: Digitizer? Noooot! R.V.V.O is the BEST Graphic artist in Haslev for sure! (Rene! Before spreading rumours about other people, you should check them, b'coz the truth isn't always what it seems to be!) |
| Denmark: |
Both: 2 - 0 Hallo Cenobytes! |
| The European Union: |
Paleface: NO WAY, kill Jaques Delors!!! Kill the farmers, kill Henning C. + Uffe E. (anyone else who should be included? tell me, I'll do it. (I'm of a very destructive nature.))
Seen: I think Paleface is rather childish! About the UNION! No comment! |
| Ghando Trance*: |
Paleface: Nice video, but the music sucks.
Seen: ????????? propably Techno, so I don't care.... |
| Roskilde Festival: |
Seen: EMF, Wonderstuff, Carter usm, Blur, Nirvana, D.A.D, Die toten Hosen... - Need I say more?
Paleface: Did you hear him say anything? Lamsoe '92, Hurricane, Kefrens, need I say more? |
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| Trix: |
Finally, do you have any last words you would like to add now that we have reached the end of this interview? |
| Seen: |
Never trust a fool from France! |
| Paleface: |
Farvel Flemming, vi ses til hJul. Haslev has lame pizzas. |
| Both: |
We hate all those guys who write "friendship ruleZ" with a Z and melon deSign with an S.. ARGGHHH! |
| Trix: |
Thank you for this small interview. |
* The new music-video made by Kyd/Balle Productions for Soulpower