| Heatseeker: |
Who are you?, What are you?, How old are you?, To which group and country do you belong?, What's your religion? How many feet do you have? |
| Slayer: |
I'm probably a 18 years old human being (never knows..). I'm a citizen of Finlandia Vodkalandia and my group is of cource PARAN..Whoops up, Sturgeon-Sex, I mean.. My religion is nihilism and I have no feet (only three hands and two dicks (the other one is in my armpit..)). |
| Heatseeker: |
What is your function in Scoopex (official and unofficial)? |
| Slayer: |
Officially I'm a misrable coder and unofficialy I buy source codes from Storm and the fucking SHIT... |
| Heatseeker: |
Does Scoopex Finland have a BBS?, and what's your opinion of modems? |
| Slayer: |
BBS IN FINLAND??? You're kidding!!! What a joke... Only Accession has one worth of mentioning but it is a UNIX machine... Modems are good in getting HOT STUFF but not for your nerves... |
| Heatseeker: |
Your view upon cracking? |
| Slayer: |
Naja... Some people need money... Before it was only a hobby... |
| Heatseeker: |
Why and when did you start coding, and how was your first meeting with a computer (first time you used a computer)? |
| Slayer: |
I started coding in April 1989. The reason was a mental disturbance... |
| Heatseeker: |
What kinda' hardware do you possess? |
| Slayer: |
Yes, I do! |
| Heatseeker: |
How much time do you spend in front of your Amiga each day? |
| Slayer: |
0-7 hours per day. |
| Heatseeker: |
Do you think your hobby as a computer enthusiast is expensive? |
| Slayer: |
No. You can always sell yourself to get money... |
| Heatseeker: |
Do you have any other hobbies? |
| Slayer: |
Yep.. You know... |
| Heatseeker: |
Please tell us from your point of view the best... |
| Slayer: |
| Computer: |
Spectrum 1.3 cat |
| Demo Group: |
TCC/RSI |
| Cracker Group: |
ParaAngels of GeneRow |
| Coder: |
Delta, TEC, Protech, Crionics etc. |
| Musician: |
Aunt Tom, Walkman, Romeo Knight, Ranger, Irata |
| Gfx artist: |
UNO, Dark, Havok, Reward, Heatseeker... (!) |
| Demo: |
D-Bit, The Hunt (For 7th October) |
| Game: |
Hurrican, Indy 500 |
| Real music group: |
ZZ Top, Megadeth, Slayer Nena, Arja Saijonmaa, Ivar "Justine" Olsen and the sining kohlrabis |
| Film: |
BAD TASTE!!! |
| Country: |
Vodkalandia!!! (Russia ?) |
| Drink: |
Vodka |
| Alcoholic drink: |
Vodka |
| Food: |
Vodka |
| Sex object: |
"Meat pie"... |
| Person: |
John "Bon" GorbatJovi |
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| Heatseeker: |
What is your personal opinion of the police? |
| Slayer: |
Man's best friend!!! |
| Heatseeker: |
Do like girls or boys or both? And which country has the sexies girls/boys? And why that particular country? |
| Slayer: |
Only girls, please... Sweden I think has the sexiest girls (though you must be very carefully in Sweden, because the swedish boys sometimes look like girls... Better to wear a "I'm hetro" T-shirt in sweden...). |
| Heatseeker: |
You like poodels? |
| Slayer: |
No..I always come to early with them. |
| Heatseeker: |
How do you look upon the Finish scene? |
| Slayer: |
Full of shit. Shit here, shit there, shit everywhere... Childish small boys, stupid idiots etc... but also cool legends. |
| Heatseeker: |
Finland is known very well for the sauna. I always thought that the sauna is the right place to seduce a girl, is that true? Tell us about your experince with the sauna. |
| Slayer: |
Yes, it's... Actually you can seduce there all kinds of mammals (even whales and mammoths). Once I was sitting and of course also shitting in the sauna and suddenly a beautifull wildboar walked in... Ahhh that pleasure... |
| Heatseeker: |
I envy you! Well, do you drink a lot of alkoholic liquor? |
| Slayer: |
No!! Nowadays I have the STUFF injected!! Awsome gave a good trip!!! |
| Heatseeker: |
Well, what ever your drink, you must have a lot of empty bottles at home what do you do with them? (Code word = sex & girls) |
| Slayer: |
Put your code word to your a..h..e!!! I am of course building my own house... I think that it's ready in summer (one million bottles behind...) |
| Heatseeker: |
Do you like parties? (both computer and non-computer), and would you ever go to a party in Norway? |
| Slayer: |
Yep... But I would never come to a party in Norway (Dried fish in disk drives and oil in pints.....NO THANX!!) |
| Heatseeker: |
Since Finland is so close to Russia there must be a lot of radioactive stuff from the Tsjernobyl accident, how do you look upon all the misformed children and animals? |
| Slayer: |
Actually (thanx to the winds) Norway got much heavier load of that radioactive shit, so it's Norway where we should searchg those misformed creatures... if you for example see a guy called Ivar Olsen you know that this is true..... Hah!!! |
| Heatseeker: |
Oh yeah?, well I know that you envy me for having more feet than you have (about six I think). What is your opinion of the ozon-friendly organizations, and theenvionment policy (policy against pollution)? |
| Slayer: |
Who cares??? We die anyway... |
| Heatseeker: |
What is your opinion of the genetic engineering (changing genetic codes in order to get new kinds of animals etc.)? |
| Slayer: |
Genetic engineering is a good thing. Would you have something against Carrot-parrot, Plywood-Quail or Buckskin-Ivar??? Maybe we could also rise the intelligence of some poor people to the normal level (please notice: Storm and norwegians are hopless cases.. It really is abnormal to eat dried fish). |
| Heatseeker: |
Well, since people from Finland have no brains at all, you can't rise their intelligence ('cause there's nothing to rise!). Why do you talk so strange in Finland? |
| Slayer: |
Atleast we don't speak "Nynorsk"... Hah!!! |
| Heatseeker: |
Well neither do I, but at school we have to write it!, can you imagine the pain I'm suffering?, and by the way isn't the Finnish language related to "Samisk"? (That makes it kinda odd, dosen't it?) Well, back do the questions! Do you like Saddam? |
| Slayer: |
NOP. |
| Heatseeker: |
Are you an anarkist, or does your hart go to another idealism? |
| Slayer: |
I'm Rangerist... Half a man, half a beard... |
| Heatseeker: |
Is this getting too advanced or is it just me who thinks so? |
| Slayer: |
Yes, you're right. You really are getting pregnant... |
| Heatseeker: |
Don't blame me!, blame that radio-active shift from Russia! Anything you like very much, and would like to tell your fans about? |
| Slayer: |
My fans??? Uff.. Is there any... If there is, please send me cardamon. |
| Heatseeker: |
(I was just being kind to you. You know everybody likes to have fans!) Any plans for Scoopex in the future? |
| Slayer: |
Yep... We are gonna be the first team having a BBS in China!!!! (No students, please...). |
| Heatseeker: |
Is there any question you would like to ask your self? |
| Slayer: |
Yep.. Why did I born??? To answer these questions??? Hah!!! |
| Heatseeker: |
You were born to answer these questions because I have made all my mates insane with questions, and and on a sunny day I thought, why not beat the hell out of some Finnish sucker with some absolutely mind-destroying questions? OK!, the last question: Any last words or personal greetings etc.? (SCX Finland memberlist?) |
| Slayer: |
SCX-Funland memberlist looks as always like this (in alpha order):
- Reward. Our pervert graphician...
- Slayer. Idiot.... (I agree!)
- Zebra The Strip-Man.. Spreader(???)
Golden Vodkas to all my friends(?)... |