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...Yes you have Guessed it. The Eurochart is back. This time though it is not made by Crusaders but by the fabulous STATIC BYTES. I (Cutcreator) and the rest of (the active) STATIC BYTES is sitting here at Quackbuster's place finishing the chart. We have had a rough time getting enough votes, my request to you is therefore to: Grab a votecheet, use it, and send it to anyone in STATIC BYTES... It is now hmmm (trying to find a clock) very late. AND THE SEA WAS NOT YELLOW (or was it ??). Estrup is working on the gallery section, Marvel is painting a logo, and I am TRYING to find inspiration to this scroll in the globe in front of me . Gaaaaaab (sagde han saa.) Our biggest problem is that it has to be finished by tomorow and that we are very tired. We have never seen the light shine so bright upon OURSELVES. It is as if some one has given us a SOOOFT kiss filled with love. HE....(?) He who had never felt the pleasures of the far south, was now sorrounded by them, and had no defense... Commercial: Vote in the Eurochart... He felt his soul fly like a winged beast when they looked upon him, and gradually he realized where he was... (Coke bottles and chips bags fills the floor here at Quacks place, and we are slowly falling asleep... dreaming about... HER)... He was in a dream. And he dreamt about all the things that he had never dreamt about before. There were cornflakes, pavements, nostrils, uppercuts, and ... ofcourse girls, as they were called. In the world off MANRASSA where he was born and raised, no girl had ever been seen (Allthough sought for), and he was therefore fascinated by their fair beauty... But what is this??? This Creature...(?) With its long teeth and nasty claws. What was it doing here??? UUUAAAUUuuuaaa... Cut Break? The long awaited return of Cutcreator has come. And he is feeling strong. PSSSSsssss He felt very strong as he challenged the creature to a "One on one". (He could see that it had a very weak muscle structure, and therefore he saw here an opportunity to kill this evil...). And dawn came (As it will come here in a couple of hours). (I am now slowly gaining control over this Brain-ZZZZAP)... When the first glimmering beams of sunlight trespassed the borders of the horizon, the two beings met. He felt no fear as he faced the terrifying horror standing in front of him, and it was as if a large hand protected his fate. When the first of the five bells of Grachon rang its first note, the battle began... The angels of uppercuts watched the battle with anxious eyes, for they were to be slaves of the winner. PSSSSSSS. And where was the steak... and the nostrils... Where were the Cornflakes... aahhh (...???) ... Sorry... Psychic... Psychic interferense... He must have met the girls...(?) Jones is downstairs watching "T2", I am still writing scroll (???), Estrup is still coding the Eurochart, and Marvel is making an advertisement for the Chart... Man Oh Man have we been working hard (Alt er relativt). Look out for the "Cutcreations II" Which will be released shortly after the Hurricane party on Samsoe. ZOOOOOMM.. Hey uncle CUT what happened?? WHO won the battle??? Did the beast slay the hero? . . . The only answer I can give to these questions is: ..TO BE CONTINUED (See next issue.). And now after this *&^*%%&$& scroll, the C C C C C U U T THE LOT scroll will follow. It will (not) contain very many words of wisdom, and will have a very serious and thoroughly considered point of view. First (for the danish speaking people) "Et dalaistisk digt"...: Hrmm bien flyver. Naaaa Vi Vi Vi. For bilens blaa blaa. Men vil du - CYKELSLANGE. Den flyver kun vaskeri. Schrap onon NEEEEJ. FILMER. Wird... Absolutly WIRD... ZAAAAAAAAP And suddenly I stood in the center of a big hall on "Samsoe" (We are now sitting in a little room at the hurricane partyplace.) The trip overhere was OK, eccept from: 1. The bus from Aarhus was late, 2. Hurricane had raised the prices for the bus and ferry. The party is OK (so far)... PING PING YEEEEEAAAR. DENMARK has won the European soccer championchip, for the first time in .. (???) VERY many years. Everybody is going crazy... We are still working on the chart which will be delayed a coupple of hours more (...12 (!) or so) It is very late (as always when i am writing scroll !!!) and the end of this scroll is near. VERY NEAR I can even see it now. Godbye fro..m..zzzZZZZzzzz.. . C C C Cucr. e.. ZzzKrrr. Ato. r...
