The Thing

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By Rebels
Type: Intro
Chipset: ocs
Released September 1991
Disks: 1
Code: Ozone
Graphics: Xod
Music: Static
Text: Pac-Man, Jake, Q, Bozo, Static, Xod & Ozone
 

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PRESENTS :
A
- H*A*R*D*C*O*R*E - PRODUCTION (C) 1991
'T H E  T H I N G'

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STARRING :
CODE     :                    O*Z*O*N*E  
GRAPHICS :                    X*O*D      
MUSIC    :                    S*T*A*T*I*C
OG VI ER RET  -  HEMMELIGE !!
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THIS LITTLE THING IS DEDICATED TO ALL YOU
HARDCORE FREAKS OUT THERE AND IN MEMO OF
SALVADOR DALI !
WORKING TITLE TO THIS THING IS :
'AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS'
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THE REASON FOR MAKING THIS PRODUCTION IS
UNKNOWN AND LET IT BE THAT WAY !!

FIRST OF ALL SOME SERIOUS TALK !!!

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YEAH THIS IS PAC*MAN PULLING THE TRIGGER
ON THIS NEW REBEL-PRODUCT, FIRST I WILL
LIKE TO LAUNCH SOME LETTERS OF LOVE TO ALL
THE FRIENDS AND CONTACTS OF BOZO AND EYE!
(HEY FRESH/DAMAGE INC AND HOBBES/ILLUSION)
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WACHT OUT YO'ALL COZ MY HIPS ARE GROWING
************  SO IS MY NOSE  ***********
(IT WILL SOON GROW BIGGER THAN BOZO'S)
NAAHH** IT WON'T - IT COULDN'T !!!
NEW SUBJECT WHO ARE WORLDS NO.1 SWAPPERS?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT AIN'T BOZO AND ME !!
COZ ALL WE KNOW IS HOW TO DRINK BEER AND
EAT PUSSY *** - GOD NO.. I WROTE THAT ?
I PROMISED NOT TO USE DIRTY LANGUAGE **
PRETEND YOU DIDN'T READ IT (?) - OKAY ???
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I'M BORED ** BORED ** BORED ** BORED
NO IM NOT, I'M JUST TIRED OF THE THOUGHT
THAT IT'S A SCHOOL-DAY TOMORROW **
ANOTHER DAY WHERE I WILL HAVE TO ENDURE
MY CHEMESTRY TEACHER STENCH OF FISH !
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MIND YOU I DON'T KNOW WEATHER SHE IS SOME
PRO-FISH-EATER OR SHE JUST FORGOT HER
MONTHLY BATH ? ENOUGH! (SHE GAVE ME AN A)
NEW SUBJECT* I'M GOING TO DE LA SOUL CON-
CERT RIGHT HERE IN COPENHAGEN THIS FRIDAY
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HEY THAT REMINDS ME THAT I WILL LIKE TO
SAY PEACE TO ALL MEMBERS AND FANS OF THE
REBEL POSSE WORLDWIDE ** REBEL FOR LIFE !
U KNOW * I MIGHT AS WELL END MY MADNESS
PAC*MAN IS OUT * BLINKY IS IN ! PEACE !
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HEJ ! NU SKA' I FANEME HA' DEN !!! OKAY ?
VELBEKOMMEN TIL DEN 1 AF DE NYESTE TING
FRA DE HEMMELIGE DANSKE SPRITFABRIKKER !!
NAH *** THIS IS JAKE THE FAKE AT BOZO'S
COMPUTER TING DESVAERRE. DON'T MOB ME
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OKAY, NUFF SAID *** I'D LIKE 2 SEND SOME
PERSONAL REGARDS TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS :
2B, MAA MAN RIVE I LEDNINGEN?, MR. AND
MRS. PACMAN, KLOVNEN, NICK THE DIC**, SOD
STATIKK, IKKENOGET, KREST, DAN OF CRYSTAL
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MUNGO,DREAM WARRIOR, TIW, Q, VORTEX, ALTA
BAROCK, STRIPE, MALCOMX, DAMAGE, MEGADRIVE
ZIKE, WARLORD, ZAXXAN, DROOOOOOPI, DECKER
CLASH,POOOOOOOT-NOOOOODLE,OZONLAGET,BRUNO
FARVEL, 2MANY, Q.U.B.E, BIIIIIIIIG AL
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00000HHHHHH ** NU GAAR JEG ALTSAA !!!
FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL
HEJSA OGSAA TIL BALLE & KYD/ TSL,
(HEJ IB OG ARNE, LAD VAERE MED AT VAERE
HMMMM **   DEPRI !!!!!  )              /Q
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GOL0RDAG I DAG DAG DAG HMMM*** HEHE HDH
THIS IS BOZO AND Q OF EHM  EHGM  WHAT WAS
IT ?          JAAAKKEE ** JAKKKEE **
JAKE SAYS IT'S   --- R E B E L S Z Y ---
WELL, ANYWQAY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT !?
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HMM  HOST * HOST UNKNOWN ! WE ARE SITTING
HERE AT BOZOS PLACE ** STATIC AND XOD ARE
PLAYING PIANO AND MR PACMAN IS PLAYING
WITH YOYOS SISTER! (MISS. PM) (THAT WAS A
SECRET) OG HAN FAAR SOVS PAA STANGEN! F0J
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EHRM - BTW*  THIS DEMO IS FOR EXTERNEAL
USE ONLY, SO DONT, I REPEAT, DONT SWALLOW
EAT OR IN ANY OTHER WAAAAAY GET IT INTO
YOUR FACE !!!  THIS COULD PROVE FATAL !!!
EHRM    SJOVT HVA ?     HA HA LAMTITA
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ABEN PAA VAEGGEN HAENGER SKAEVT PLOPSSS
AND NOW **  DER R0J MIT ANLAEG PAA GULVET
AV*** AV*** SOME INTELLIGENT STUFF NOW:
JAKE HAS NOW GOOONE YOOH BOY! SOO BOZO IS
GETING THO OF THE BEST BEERS IN THE WORLD
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T U B O R G !!!    AAAHHHHH   GULP !!
----------- ALLWAYS REMEMBER  -----------
------ BE EXECELENT TO EACH OTHER! ------
IS THERE A SWAPPER CALLED TUBORG ? *GASP*
HEY DUDE ! THATS BLASFEMI !
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BOZO COMING ?!  ON TE FLOOR ??  I GOT A
LITTLE MESSAGE TO BOZO OF ANOMIA : CHANGE
YOUR HANDLE IB !? SET ME FREE UH UHHHUHHH
THIS IS THE ELECTRONIC SWEETSHOP NR. 1541
C 64 !!! PACKED BY PAC-MAN.Q AND BOZO ***
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PAC*MAN IS SMASKING IN MY 0RE, HE IS EAT-
ING LAKRIDS NAAE TYKGUMMI !!!!??? SKAAL!!
NOW FOR A COMPLETE 100% GREETINGS LIST :
GOLDEN JOHNS TO: Q AND BOZO! END OF GREET
IF YOU NOT WERE MENTIONED PLEASE CONTACT:
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TP MUSIK MARKED  
ROSKILDEVEJ 33   
2000 FREDRIKSBERG
DENMARK          
IDIOT !!
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NU VIL JAKE THE NAKED FAKE WRITE !!
KEWL*** TAK TIL BOZO (MED BAEVEREN PAA
HOVEDET) OG (Q) (MINUS (SOL) SKIN!) FOR
DEN EKSTREMT VENLIGE TEKST KOPYRITE ME !
0H, TAG NU DEN HUD VAEK OLE ! HEJ MED DIG
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RYYYYK NU MED MOTTEN ELLER DU FAAR EN PAA
SNOTTEN! OKAY, JEG KA IKKE NAAR DU KIKKER
KA' HVAD ? NAAAAAJJ!! IKKE DET!!!! FARVEL
IGEN, JAKE !!    ENOUGH DANISH - ENOUGH
ENGLISH !!  LETS GO GERMAN  ***
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ICH KANN NUR EIN BISHEN DEUTCH, ABER GUT
EH? ICH BIN BETRUNCKEN, JAA? ABER ICH BIN
AUCH PAC*MAN UND ICH BIN AUCH SEHR GUT ZU
DEUCH, NICHT ? JA JA SEHR GUT, SEHR GUT *
MEIN DEUTCH LERERIN IST EIN GROSSEN IDIOT
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ODER WASS ?   CUT THE CRAP !!
OF COZ I'M OUT*IN*   SEND ME A CORRECTION
ALL ME SPELLING ERRORS SOME TIME * PEACE
JAKE SMELLS OF SHIT !
EYE THINK SO ANYWAY !!! HAHA (HEY)
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I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WITH MY BRAIN
PAC*MAN IS OCUPIDED WITH YOYO'S SISTER
AHHMMM I AM WET WET WET OF THEIR KISSES?!
INGEN FRAEKKE DETALJER, BLIR DE MON ALTID
SAADAN NAAR DE DRIKKER ?????????????!!?
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I AM AFRAID THAT MY BED WILL BE RATHER
UNCOOL TOMORROW !!!!! SMARK (ME CHAIR TOO
BY THE VEJ THIS IS BOZO OF REBELS, OG MIN
0L STAAR DER NEDE! NOW I WILL LEAVE THESE
TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE !!  LETS GET DRUNK !!
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BOZOO BELONGS IN A ZOO !!
PAC*MAN BELONGS IN A TRASH CAN !!
XOD'EN OG PAC'EN ER TILBAGE FOR AT BRINGE
D0D OG TOTAL AFSKY OVER JER DUNGEON DRENGE
MERE SPECIFICERET DIG :
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OLESEN DIN GRIMME GNOM** OG DIG KLAUS DIN
ELENDIGE BRANDERT OG DIG MADS, GIV OS
NOGLE FLERE MAGISKE TING, SO **
- LET'S PAC'EM        - LET'S KICK'EM
- LET'S FARVEL.... VI GIDER IKKE MERE !
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STATIC SENDS HANDSHAKES TO : DEZ,DJ.CASH,
ZIKE+CONQ,MARTIN P,PROMAX,HAVOK,SAURON,
MERLIN,WARLORD,SKYWIZE,PAUL,BIG AL,
JASPER KID,MIKE BALL,SCOT,FAB,SYNTECH,TED
NIGHTLIGHT,DR.ALBAN,K.BAGER,THE BUDS
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XOD SENDS HI-FIVES TO:
SCOT AND MERLIN OF ARCANE (KANEN)
NICE DEMO YOU HAVE MADE LATELY, I LOVE IT
VI SES !!
MAASKE NEDE I HULEN !?!
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DEZ OF CLASSIC :
HEY MAN !  NICE TO SEE YA AT THE DEXION
PARTY , YOU SURE MAKES SOME GREAT
SYNTH MUSIC !!!   KEEP TRACKING !

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RAW OF BRO FORCE :
HEY HOMIE MALONIE HOW ARE YOU DOING !?!
HOPE YOU CAN FIX YOUR MODEM TO A HST !!
STAY COOL !!

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DOZAI OF BRO FORCE :
YO ! NICE TALKING , BUT YOU MUST FINISH
THAT SEQUENCER SOON !!   AND NO ,
I SAID NO ! 'NO BUDGET' PRODUCTION
OK !?!  STAY TUNED !
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GATOR OF EX-SHADOWS:
THANKS FOR ALWAYS HOT STUFF OG TING
HOPE TO SEE SOME INTROS AND DEMOS FROM
YOUR NEW TEAM    SEE YA !!

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JOE OF BRO FORCE :
HVAD SAA HOMES ? WE HAVE TO PLAY SOME
AXIS AND ALLIES SOON.. OR OTHER OF YOUR
MANY GREAT GAMES
C U HOMEZ !
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FELIX OF ACON :
JEP ! HAVE NOT SEEN ANY DEMOS FROM YOU
LATELY !! PROV AT SE ! VI KAN OGSA LAVE
HAM(P) !!??
SEE YA !!
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GRIMLOG :
JA ! JA ! HOW DOES THIS LOOK !?!
WHY DON'T YOU BUY SOME X-TRA DRIVES,
YOU NEED'EM BADLY (HA! HA! HA!)

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MESSAGE TO BOZO :
SHIT DET VAR TAET PAA AT DU FIK EN FLASKE
I SKALDEN, MEN HVA FAEN  LIVET GAAR
KLOKKEN SLAAR !!! (?)

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MESSAGE TO VECTRA :
YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING COOL PRODUCTIONS !!
KEEP IT UP !!!   /XOD
HVAD SAA OZONE KORER SVINET ELLER HVA !?!
SAA ER DET SLUT MED DET SKOLE SHIT ! /XOD
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MESSAGE TO JAKE (THE FAKE SNAKE!) :
DET LOKALE LORTE DISCO VAR IKKE EN KRONE
VAERD, MEN HVA' FAEN' DU HAVDE JO SAGT
DET TIL OS!!!                        /XOD

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AND OFCAUSE TO ALL REBELS MEMBERS

W*O*R*L*D*W*I*D*E

KEEP UP YOUR FINE WORK !!
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EN MEGA FUCKING TIL MUSSER, SOM FIK NOGLE
BULER I SIT HOVEDE INDE I BYEN ! DU HAVDE
NOK IKKE REGNET MED, AT JEG HAVDE POSEN
MED !!!   DIT SVIN !
                                /XOD
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MESSAGE TO HAVOK: YOU MAKE SOME MEGA FINE
PIXELS **  YOU ARE NO.1              /XOD

WELL , I THINK IT'S OZONES TURN TO DO
SOMETHING WITH THE KEY'S ! HER KOMMER HAN
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DIG DIN SVINEHUND , HVAD LAVER DU HER ?
SAA ER DET VAEK !!!

SKRID ELLER JEG KNUSER DIN TUD !!!!

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XOD ER TILBAGE * FIK DU DEN DIN SNOTABE ?
OG DET GAELDER FAME' OGSAA DIG MUSSER !!!
MAYBE I (OZONE) SAW TOO MUCH OF THAT MUAY 
THAI SHIT ON TV !! BUT IT'S EASY TO GET
GOING WHEN YOU SEE SOME IDIOT BEING
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KNOCKED OUT IN THE 1'ST ROUND BY A FLYING
KNEE TO THE NOSE !
HE HE DET SAA PISSE FEDT UD !!
WELL, I GOTTA WRITE SOME MORE !!

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FIRST OF ALL A BIG THANK TO XOD FOR
SHOWING UP TO MY 'AABNE HUS' !! THE SAME
GOES TO THE TRICKY FREAK OF ???

OTHER MESSAGES COMING UP TO :
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CROSS ? OF ????? (EX-EXELLENCE).. HEY OLD
MATE, I'VE SEND TWO LETTERS AND I'VE GOT
NO ANSWER !! PLEASE SEND TO ME AGAIN WITH
YOUR REAL ADDRESS, CAUSE I THINK THAT'S
THE PROBLEM ?!?!?!?
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OZONE'S PERSONAL ONES FLYES TO : TTF, ICE
SACCO, OMAC, MOZART, ERIK, RALLE, CROSS,
MARTIN S, ANETTE, HENRIK, BRUNO, KENNETH,
ZENMASTER, TACKI, FINN J, LINDY, ALL MEM-
BERS OF REBELS, PUBLIC ENEMY (THE REAL)
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GUESS WHAT I READ IN A DEMO? A GROUP SAID
TO ANOTHER GROUP THAT THEY SHOULD CHANGE
THEIR STYLE ! - HOW LAME CAN YOU BE !?!
IMAGINE IF ALL DEMO'S WERE THE SAME
HOW BORING !!  SIGNED : XOD
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TALKING ABOUT LAMENESS! GUESS WHAT I READ
IN 4D ISSUE 6  SOME MONKEY LOOKING FAGGET
FROM RAF SAID THAT SYNTH MUSIC STINKS !
WELL JACKASS, YOU'RE PERHAPS TONEDEF, BUT
DON'T BLAME IT ON JOCHEN HIPPEL !! /OZONE
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HARDCORE - ARE LAW !!
- OG DER ER VILDT GANG I FORRETNINGEN !!!
IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT REBELS WHQ, THEN
GRAB A PEN AND PAPER AND WRITE TO :

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PAC*MAN / REBELS
RASMUS HARTMANN
STADFELDTSVEJ 34
2500 VALBY
DENMARK
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OR
REBELS WHQ (INCLUDE THIS!)
POSTE RESTANTE
2670 GREVE
DENMARK
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PUSH YOUR LUCK AND TRY TO REACH THESE
BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEMS:

FIRST OF ALL WE WELCOME OUR NEW
DANISH HQ IN COPENHAGEN :
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REBELS' HIDEOUT
+45 42 64 70 23

SWAPPER'S DELIGHT
+49 30 49 25 646
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THE REBELLION
+46 40 45 66 49

PHANTEON
+1 206 866 7875
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WASTED TIME
+358 0505 3602

NOW DANCE -
YOU GOT THE CHANCE !!!
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IF YA WANT TO CHAT THEN CALL:
+45 31 18 42 25 (XOD)
+45 47 38 32 54 (OZONE)
+45 31 19 42 73 (STATIC)
19.00 - 23.00 PM CET
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VIL DU HAVE MAD ????

- SAA GAA HJEM !!!!
                                 /TAP
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OG NU ER DET TID TIL EN KOP KAFFE !

AAAAHHHHHHH !!!

DET VAR SATANS SAA VARM DEN VAR *** (ER!)
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GREETINGS FROM XOD TO FLYNN OF TRSI FOR
CREATING NOISEPLAYER ! IT IS VERY USEFUL!

HARDCORE - RAWBONE LIKE A RAZOR
                        /PUBLIC ENEMY
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WATCH OUT FOR OTHER
- H*A*R*D*C*O*R*E -
PRODUCTIONS
GOING FOR THE TOP, NEVER GIVE UP !!

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HVAD SAA DIN KLOVN, ER DU HVED AT FALDE I
SOVN? SAA SLUK FOR HELVEDE FOR COMPUTEREN

DET DANSKE VEJR ??
ER PISTOL VEJR !!!
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ONLY ZULU AND COLA MAKES IT POSSIBLE-
NAAR DIN HALS VIL FLAENSES ****
OZONE'S ER BLEVET DET FOR LANG TID SIDEN
MEN MIN (XOD) HOLDER FA'ME I NU !!!

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WELL, I THINK THIS THE END OF THIS LITTLE
PRODUCTION CALLED 'THE THING'*IT HAS BEEN
RATHER COOL WORKING WITH YOU OZONE,AND WE
HAVE BOTH GOT A LOT OF COOL DAYS,SO AFTER
ALL IT'S HAVE BEEN NO WASTE OF TIME! /XOD
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+   EN SIDSTE HILSEN TIL ALLE DE TAPRE  +
+ KAMIKAZE PILOTER DER OFREDE DERES LIV +
+ FOR TROEN PAA ET JAPAN SOM STORMAGT ! +
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WHAT ELSE TO SAY ? ZZZ Z Z ZZ Z Z ZZZ Z !

- IKKE EN SKID !!