... Oh Lord ....What time is it? 06.30 in the morning?!? Phew! Still early, If you haven't been up all night... Ladies and Gentlemen we give you...... DR. OUTTASIGHT (..and the crowd of 10.000 horny Paula Abdul copy cats go wild) Howdy! I'm back. Hiiii! This time I'm stronger than a truckload of Fishermans Friend, smoother than a babys arse, cooler than a badly constructed super conductor and tougher than the train. Speaking of trains: Did you ever hear about this old lady who called the train station and asked: 'How long does the train take from London to Leeds?' 'One moment', said the ticket agent. 'Oh my goodness, that wasn't much!' said the old lady and hung up..... Completely great joke? Nah? Well, it was all I could dig up on short notice... Maybe later. Oh, now I know. I'll tell you about our great holiday. Well, first Dr.Awesome, El Cubo and myself left the old cottage and drove down south to a place called Flekkefjord. On the way down nothing much happened really, apart from that the engine on my dear old yellow -75 Golf LS started leaking oil.. more oil came out of this engine than they pump out of the Gulf in a year. Had to fill her up every second mile. At a time when El Cubo and [g=395]Dr.Awesome[/s] had to wee-wee I accidentally poured some oil directly on to the exhaust system and W o o s h h h h out of the engine compartment came the biggest smoke mushroom you can ever ever imagine. Completely covering the south of Norway... (probably some places further north too). When we arrived a bit late (because my oil spillings had reached the clutch and being a clutch it didn't like getting wet with oil and it didn't work that well in the steep rises) like 2 o'clock in the morning we had to take a boat over a river to get to the place where we were supposed to stay. It was p i t c h dark and all the light we had was one of El Cubo's non-working lighters (which he probably snatched from me anyway). The house was of course locked up, and the keys were somewhere near the house. The only problem was that we didn't really know exactly where to look for it. After feeling our way around in the dark we found the keys and got in. First of all we had to unpack the Amiga. Never leave home without it! ...As they say This house is placed really far from civilication and at the end of the electricity power line, meaning that all the other houses on the line pull power from the line before it reaches this house. At the brightest moments the voltage actually reached the totally amazing heights of 190v. In the more darker periods it was as low as 160v. Sometimes like when the diskdrive was on you could actually see that the light dimmed. Well, nothing more exciting happened that day, so the next morning (Well, morning... no real Amiga freak gets up before noon) it was all rise and shine constantly sniffing the strange smell of fresh air. The days passed and the three fabulous furry Crusaders kept on fishing, eating, smoking, drinking, sleeping, arcading and so on... only abrupted by occational meals with fish we had caught ourselves, drinking white wine (Railer vom Heissen Stein, Blue Nun and Madonna) having a cigarette and a round of Neuromancer and Kick Off II. We fished, we caught crabs, and we ate allmost all of it. In short we lived in perfect harmony with mother nature for a whole week. Completely great if you ask me. We'll do the same next year for sure. Hold on, Ottasight!! I think Bustman has got something to say. So let's hear him out, shall we? ... ...Yeah! Here is Bustman once more hanging on the corner with a little text-input. As you all can see, the graphics in this issue of our funky Eurochart were drawn by me again. Now, I have worked quite a bit with this stuff and I really hope you like it. Actually, it is now time for a little commercial break in this scroller. Well, this advertisement is actually concerning me, the freaky Bustman. And the other part of this ad is graphics or artwork as some dudes say. Yes, that is correct... You now have the opportunity to buy some graphics of good quality and standard, as in this Eurochart issue. I can draw whatever you want, at a fair and reliable price. Just to mention things like logos, fonts, small pictures and so on. The only thing I will not draw, is full size pictures. This is because I seldom have the time to do it, and therefore it will often take a lot of time before I get finished. Ok, so far so good. About the prices and things on the financial side, I will charge in blank and non-formatted quality disks. I have as probably everybody else little money and I can seldom afford buying new disks and especially not quality disks. This is why the disks should be of a good standard and non-formatted, so to say not used. Of course I will use one of these disks when I return your ordered graphics. So there will be no problems delivering my work back to you, I will use one of your non-formatted disks. Concerning what is costing what, I can not make a list of my prices. We will mostly discuss what you will pay, and I can immediately say that I am a reasonable guy with nice attitudes. And finally, when ordering something please state exactly what you want and how it should be. To mention some examples, tell me how many bitplanes you want, what resolution, and especially the size if you want a font. Now, I think I have been detailed enough now. If this sounds tempting, then do not hesitate. My address is now coming up, so get your pen and paper... BUSTMAN / CRUSADERS - MYRDALSKOGEN 379 - 5095 ULSET - NORWAY ...Well, now the commercial break is over. I have myself nothing further to say, so I think I will leave now. It is past midnight and I am tired. Bye... ... Well, that's about it from Bustman. Now back to Dr. Outtasight again. I think he's got a joke waiting for us. Let's check it out..... Do you know what SMOREPLAY is? anyone? no? it's what the SMURFS do before they SMUCK. Haha! Settle down Settle down. So does anyone watch MTV out there? I do! All the time! Even before I goto work! The best VJ has to be Ray Coces I like him best Notthat I'm a queer or anything, but he's the funniest! Way to go Ray! What do you guys think of Maiken Wexo? Barf Barf! Speaking of Maiken Wexo Did you hear about those two gynaecologists who over lunch one day started braging about all those women they had examined. "...but howabout that lady who came in to my office the other day", said one of them. "What about her, what, what?", said the other. "You won't believe it, but she had a clitoris like a pillar of salt!!" "Naaaah. gimme a break... Was it t h a t big?!?!?" "Nooo! it was that salt!!" (pause for violent laughing) HAHAHAHA! Am I the greatest joke teller or what? That's right! I am! Sigh!! I'd love to write some more of this scrolltext, but I have to do some more work on my Cottage Cheese Sculpture hehe Nah.. That can wait. But then I'd really love to go on a date with Paula Abdul but I can't The guy on TV told me to stay tuned. Talking about TV: I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'Brightness', but it doesn't work. Well dudes... that's about it from me .... so stay tuned until next time, unless you're going on a date with Demi Moore or if you have to attend the opening of your garage door. If you'd like to meet/chat with Mr. Joketeller himself (that's me) either call +47-6-812613 (voice) or +47-6-810881 / 810864 (data) for a chat, or write to: (I'm gonna do this real slow, since it's this far out in the scrolltext....: Dr.Outtasight Bregnevn 10 2007 Kjeller Norway (you may now press the red button on your freezer) again : Dr. Outtasight Bregnevn 10 2007 Kjeller Norway (I guess if you really want my address and don't have something to write on right now you could use a textfinder Just reset when you're finished with the charts, and search for the word 'Methionylglylserine' which is a small part of the chemical name for Tryptophan Synthetase A Protien, a 1,913-letter enzyme with 267 amino acids.....interesting? Nah. Not really. But it's a great word to search for. Easy to remember, and you won't find it floating around in your memory banks for no aparent reason... So it's off to the start again then is it? No! Wait! One more thing! I just want to say that you're allways welcome to our BBS.. The number is +47-6-810881 / 810864 Currently we have about 1000 users, 2600 files and more than 20 conferences. Three node chat is also available! That means that you can chat online with two other chilly dudes from anywhere in the world! OK. It's BYIIIEEE from me..... I'll see you at the BBS!!!
