HONK HONK KLINK KLONK THIS UGLY LAME SMELLY STINKY DENTRO WILL SOON BE OVER, AND WE CAN ALL FEEL RELIEVED. YES IT WAS LAME AND SO ARE WE! REDNEX WILL NEVER BE ELITE, NOR GOOD, WE WILL ALWAYS BE LAME (I GUESS)! MY FEET STINK... AND MY MAMA AND PAPA ARE ENJOYING IT WITH PLEASURE! OFFFFF... SNORK... DOBBEL SNORK... AY MAN! ME BE COOL MEMBER OF COOL GROUP VERCALLED "GEKALTET HUND IM FRYZER" UND WE BE RALEASING A COOL DEMO MIT UNLIMMITID BITPLANES WITH DOT MOVING GEORGS AND IT WILL BE NICE COOL AND ICY. IM ALSO PLANNING TO DO SOME HAM PLASMA SHADED GLENSE SUPER CONSEKS LIGHTSOURCED FILLED VECTOR W-WINGS, WICH WILL BE OKAY, BUT SEEN BEFORE, MAAN. KAFFA IS GOOD, MAAN. KAFFA RULEZ OVEUR THEA, MAAN. JAMAICA RULES, MAAN. I BE COOL, MAAN...ZIGNING OFFF .JAIMAICAO... HEY THIS WSA SUX MAAN, AND SO HE GROUP DOES MEMBER OFF... MS-DAS RULEZ, MAAN... HELLO!! THIS IS THE SLAMMERMAN OF REDNEX WRITING SOME FUNKY TEXT HERE IN THIS LITTLE DENTRO (WITH TRACKLOADER?!?!?). WE SHOULD GREETED OUR SWAPPERS' CONTACTS IN THIS SCROLLER, BUT EXECUTIONER FORGOT TO GIVE US THE GREETSLIST. RIGHT NOW WE ARE SITTING AT THE TROUBLE BROS NERO PARTY. 'WE' ARE JONES, CASTOR AND ME, SLAMMERMAN. THE FOLLOWING TEXT IS WRITTING BY SOME WEIRD GUYS (TRB)... HEY THIS IS DISKMAN OF TROUBLE BROS. I WAN'T TO SAY SORRY TO ALL YA FREAKS OUT THERE FOR THE TEXT APPEARING IN A MINUTE, THE TEXT IS UNREADABLE (I WAZ SOFUCKIN' DRUNK). THE CLOCK IS NOW 10.09 AM, AND I'VE GOT A MENTAL HANGOVER. A BIG THANK TO CASTOR FOR THE BOOTMENU. NOW I WAN'T TO JUMP OUT OF THE SCROLL AND GIVE THE WORD TO DR.SNOW OF TRB... YEEAAHH!!! I JUST PASSED BY TO TELL YA THAT THE FOLLOWING TEXT IS THE EXACT UNEDITED "WORDS" THAT DISKMAN AND HIS PARTY FRIEND WROTE WHEN THEY GOT BACK FROM THE LOCAL PUB... SO HERE WE GO... DISKMAND ID BA CL LK IN T HBIMRT YOHOI HAWKEYE WHAT IS HAPPENINGV DFUDE ?????/ HERE IS DISKMAN TEOL, THAS'S WAS ELLE DIDKMAN OF ELLE TROUBLE BROS OELLE ELLES VI ER MEFERT FUY.LD3E ERLLER ER DETE SOENNER OF DBB ELOLER ER DET TROUBLE BROS..L... VI HAR LIGE VAERET VAERET I BYENE OVER ALLE BYER NENEEEA HVAD SKER DER HER OVER TO THE ENGLISH... EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING HERE IN THE COMPUTER CLUB OF ODENESE. ALS//DBB WRITING WELL, I HAVE BEEN IN DOWNTOWN( AT AT PLACE CALLED KING'S) WITH STOREGERT(BIRTH 15/6/69) OF CCO AND DISKMAN OF TROBUBLE BROS. INC. AND EVERYTHING IS GOING VERY FINE. THOSE GUYS (GAYS OF TROUBLE BROX. ARE VERY FINE) INDEED VERY FINE. YES THEY ARE. REDNEX, WHO ARE ONE OF THOSE, WHO WANTS ME TO WRITE ME A LITTLE SCROLLER. A DRUNKEN SCROLLER... NORMALLY I PROGRAMMES A IBM PC. I AM A SPECIALIST IN MAKING SCROLLERS ON THE IBM... A LITTLE ADD! IF YOU HAVE AN IBM OR COMBATIBLE THEN WRITE ME AT THE FOLLOWING ADRESS: A. HOLM, SNORRESVEJ 57, 5210 ODENSE NV, DENMARK... WELL ANYWAY I HOPE THAT U ARE GOING TO OUR GREAT TOWN HERE IN DENMARK, IF U ARE GOING TO DO SO I WOULD LIKE 2 HERE FROM U. ALS OF DBB SIGNING OFF!!... SOMTHING ABOUT TRUBLE BROSS THEY HAVE ONE MAN THERE HAVE TO HELP US ONTHE METING BUT HE WAS VERY DRUNK THE MOST OF THE TIME BUT HWAT CAN YOU OF A CHILD ON 16 YEARS BUT THIS GUYE HAVE DESTROYED ME VIEW ON THEM SO I THING I IS FUCKING LAME TO DRINK ON A PARTY COZ YOU CAN DRINK AT YOUR OWN PLACE TTHERE ARE WE FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU SO I THING IF YOU WANT TO COME TO PARTIES COME FOR THE FREND SHIB AND THE HOT STUFF YOU CAN GET SO IF YOU WANT TO DRINK, STAY HOME !!! HI I'M BACK!! WHO'S BACK? ME!!! WHO? ME? OH YOU? NO, ME! THEM!! SAY WHAT!!! WHAT! NO!! ME? MAYBE? WHO KNOWS... WHO CARES? ME!! OH YOU? NO HIM BACK THERE ON THE KARTOFFEL RAEKKER. NO HIM THE OTHER!!! SERIOUS NOW... I'M BACK!!! (STOP KIDDING I'M A CHILD). I JUST WANT TO SAY TO CULT AND DIRECT: PLEASE SEND MY DISKS MAAN. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT: IT'S ME, SLAMMERMAN WRITING. I'M BACK AND I'M PISSED! (AND SMELLY (ASS ALLLWAIZ)). WHO'S THE LAMER HERE? THE DISK SENDER OR THE DISK-STEALER?? BLIP
