Clever & Smart

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By Kefrens
Type: Intro
Chipset: ocs
Released 1989
Disks: 1
Code: Clever, Smart & Mellica
Graphics: n/a
Music: n/a
Text: Clever & Smart
 

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YO PAL'S . CLEVER AND SMART ARE PROUD TO PRESENTS NEW STUFF ... THIS LITTLE INTRO WAS MADE TO SAXO BUT LEFT KEFRENS TO JOIN PIRANHAS . THIS IS OUR FIRTS PRODUCTION FOR THE GREAT >KEFRENS< IT'S NOT GOOD BUT WE HAVE TO START SOME WERE .. RIGHT NOW WE ARE SITTING AT CLEVER'S HOME AND DRINKING HARBOE HINDBAER AND LISTEN TO RICK THE SINGER AND TYPING THIS SHITTY SCROLLER . BY THE WAY IT'S SMART AT THE BOARDER .. TOMORROW WE ARE GOING ON A TRIP TO GERMANY WE ARE GOING TO BEE SO FUCKING DRUNK THAT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT AN SEKA IS.. BUT WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK ANY OF THOSE FUCKING BAD LOOKING GERMAN GIRLS (SORRY IF WE HAVE OPSET U GERMAN BOYS BUT THIS IS THE TRUTH AND SORRY IF DANISH GIRLS ARE TOO HARD TO BEAT !!!) .. OK ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT. WE ARE STILL SEARCHING FOR SOME NEW COOL SWAPPER FRIENDS AND I SAID COOOOOLLLL SWAPPER FRIENDS AND IF U ARE COOLLL ENOUGH THEN WRITE TO: WAHLERS . TOFEN 9 MO. 4700 NAESTVED . DENMARK .   1 2 3 ONCE AGAIN.. WAHLERS (THAT'S CLEVER'S SURNAME) TOFTEN 9 MO. 4700 NAESTVED . DENMARK   I THINK IT'S TIME FOR CREDITS: CODED BY: CLEVER AND SMART (WITH HELP FROM MELLICA) GFX BY:????? MUZAK BY: ??????? FONT TAKEN FROM PHALANX DEMO1 THAT'S WAZ THAT .. !!! ??? .. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 .. WE WONNA SAY HALLO TO ALL KEFRENS MEMBERS AND SOME PERSONAL GREET'S TO: FLASH TEAM . MF . DEATHSTAR . PIRANHAS . DDT . REBELS . SAVAGE . DRUIDS . EXTREME . SPEEDE .. SORRY BUT WE HAVE THE GREETINGS LIST AT MY HOUSE SO THIS IS ONLY A FEW OF EM' AND GREETING TO THE REST OF THE LADS .. THE CLOCK IS NOW 02 IN THE NIGHT AND I'AM GOING HOME TO SLEEP ... SO BYE AND GREETS FROM CLEVER AND SMART OF KEFRENS .. 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1,5 (EH) 0 SCROLL RESTART   HAHAHA JUST A JOKE . OK THIS IS TO DAYS LATER AND WE WONNA TELL ABOUT OUR TRIP TO GERMANY WE STARTED AT 2'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT.. FIRST WE DROVE TO THE HARBOR AT THE HARBOR WE MEET SOME BOYS AND AND WE STARTED TO DRINK SOME BEER WITH EM' (AFTER A FEW BEERS THEY STARTED TO YELL AT SOME GERMAN BOYS NAZI SVIN . POELSE TYSKER WITCH MEANS NAZI SVIN AND SAUSAGE GERMAN .. AT FOUR WE ENTERED THE FERRY AND WE STARTED TO GAMBLE ON A POKER MACHINE . IN THE BEGINNING WE LOST ALLMOST ALL OUR MONEY BUT WE MADE A GOOD COMEBACK BY WINNING ABOUT 200 DANISH KRONE THAT'S ABOUT 28 DOLLARS WE WENT TO THE TAXFREE STORE AND BOUGHT A CASE OF BEER WE MET THE PALS FROM THE HARBOR ON THE SUNDECK THEY WERE SITTING AND DRINKING ROM WE JOINED THEM AFTER AN HOUR ALL THE BEERS WAS GONE SO WE WENT TO THE CAR TO GET SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE ON THE CARDECK WE SAW TO GIRLS AND WE WENT AFTER THEM TO THE SUNDECK THERE WE HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH EM' AND THEY ASKED US IF WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THERE CARAVAN YEEEAAAH .. WE WENTED TO THE CARAVAN AND WE TALKED ABOUT THE FUTURE .. SUDDENLY MALENE (TAHT'S THE NAME OF ONE OF THE GIRLS) ASK SMART IF HE WANTED TO SEE HER CARAVAN (THEY WERE ON A FAMILY TRIP TO FRANCE SO THEY HAD TREE CARAVAN'S BUT WE ONLY USED TWO OF EM') AND SMART WENT THERE (BY THE WAY THE GIRL WAZ NAMED JANIE) I THINK YOU KNOW THE REST .. AT ?'CLOCK THE FERRY REACH IT'S DESTINATION AND WE SAID GOOD BYE TO THE GIRLS AND WENT TO OUR OWN CAR AT THE BORDER SOME NAZI SVINES WANTED TO SEE OUR PASS . HAHAHA WE HAD 2KG COKE AND WE WENT TO LUBECK TO SELL ALL THE SHIT HAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDNT' WE WENT TO THE LUBECK TO BUY SOME WINE FOOD BEER ECT. ECT. ECT. AT 13PM WE WHERE SITTING ON A BRIDGE SUDDENLY A GERMAN GIRL CAME YES I SAID A BEAUTIFUL GERMAN GIRL WE TALKED WITH HER AND ABOUT AN HOUR LATER SHE BEGAN TO TAKE HER CLOSE OFF AND SHE ASKED US IF WE WOULD LIKE TO FUCK HER BUT WE SAID NOOOO U ARE A BIT TO OOLLDD (SHE WAS 23 AND WE ARE ONLY 16 YEARS OLD) AFTER THAT NIGHTMARE WE WENT TO THE CITY TO DO SOME SHOPPING . AT 16PM WE WENT TO THE HARBOR AND THERE WE WAITED AT THE FERRY . THE FERRY ARRIVED AT 19.30 PM . IN THE TAXFREE SHOP WE BOUGHT SOME VODKA AND A CASE OF BEER . THEN WE WALKED TO THE CAR AND FALLED A SLEEP AND WE SLEEPT ALL THE WAY HOME ...!!!??? OK THAZ WAZ THIZ OK IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS NIGHTMARE .. SO BYE AND GREET FROM CLEVER AND SMART   SCROLL RESTART