Interview with Heatbeat

Published in:	Raw #7
Interviewed by:	Prime Premium of CnCd
Date:	14. February 1995

Interview

This interview have been cut down by me, Terrox, due to a lot of "fuck", "suck" and other vulnerable words which don't fit this mag! All Finish and incomplete sentences have been excluded, because I don't know the meaning of them. RAW Staff dosn't necessarily support Heatbeat's meanings about certain musicians. Got that?


	
		RAW:
		Tell us who you are?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		What a question, you should tell me who I am. I'm the Jesus himself, Heatbeat of Carillon & Cyberiad, institute of newsreporters who can't read properly. I am 17,5 years old, and not insane. I am a male. I don't like sausages and I have 2 eyes. I'm married to Michael Jackson. Fender Stratocaster was designed by me.
	
	
		RAW:
		Are you somekind of crazy person?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Don't know, but the best modulename ever must be "Mod.Olenhan Outo" ("I am weird am I" or "am I weird?" for short) by Dizzy / CnCd (the module itself sucks). 
	
	
		RAW:
		Could you describe your self for the readers?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		I'm somekind of crazy person. I am too short and at least for yet this fucking winter (winters suck in Finland), still a few kilobytes too heavy (65 kb). I have a color in my eyes. No hair on the other side. (fuck that avant-garde hairdresser) 4 blond hair (is it?) Cool specs. Always wearing a neat smalljacket, black but getting grey, and silk boxers with fancy sukkanauhas. hmm... I'm planning to make a living for next 50 years by delivering the local newspaper. I hate dogs. I'm Always asleep. Cool dudes are never awake! Sleeping pills rule.
	
	
		RAW:
		Were and how do you live at the moment?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		With my parents and siblings yet for the next six months, as the king of the household. I have conquered five of the six rooms here in this house, rest of the family are living in the kitchen (And cooking for me).
	
	
		RAW:
		Were are you planning to move after that?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		To cheap rent flat box in Finland, preferrably in Kajaani, since Kajaani rules like mules.
	
	
		RAW:
		Tell me about scene-career?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Bit box boys rules! Banana (this one was added by my ghostwriter), Sector 4, Byterapers, Pioneer (for a week), Rebels, Carillon, Carillon & Cyberiad - Melon -not!(HAH!) - CnCd, but really, all the music under the name Heatbeat has been made by six slaves of mine (niggers) (hi Mark!).
	
	
		RAW:
		What about your relationship to computers and scene nowdays.
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		What is a computer?
	
	
		RAW:
		Tell us something about your group CnCd?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		I don't know, you should ask them (Madonna)... But really CnCd posse are julguppes (Santanists ((C) TMM)) and pros with anything related to whatsoever. We have created and developed Elmania, Stardust and Real 3D v2.0 (Yehh, and I've made LightWave PAL, TRX). We are the noble rulers of the world, we are ruling the fucking modem-scene on all computers in all parts of the world, even no-one of us have a modem. (Well that's not true, i've got 3). CnCd is shortcut from Carillon & Cyberiad research institute of Finland's governments financial Support arse organization. Fuck. And we also develop children in test pipes. Fuck cemistry and all stoned cemistrian (Dweezil is one) (and yes, Dweezil is a test pipe child too).

95% of CnCd members have left the church and the rest four percent don't believe in any fucking Gods anyway, and then there's one percent of notorious plasma. But so what we rule anyways (well, atleast I do).
Vote us or we vote for you (or for the Elisabeth Rehn). We have a plenty of members all around. Only one outside Finland (the notorious plasma (hi Mark!)). For the complete list of members, send $100 (plus stamped addressed envelope) to my P.O. box).
	
	
		RAW:
		What could be a good question?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		I don't know.
	
	
		RAW:
		As being one of the most ripped musician, what is your opinion about ripping samples?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Who needs to rip samples? Even if you don't have a synth (I've never had one), great samples can be found everywhere, on your fathers LP collection and CD's from local library. Or get a microphone and start signing and producing silly sounds. No matter what the sound source is, a lot can be done by processing it in the digital form (well here's an area all of you are really LAME, hah!). I can process a fart of mine in to a post modern intergalactic snare sound with 60 seconds of shimmering reverb, all with some simple assembly code.
But really I don't care when people rip my samples, that only shows they can't create better themselves (it sounds such like a clishhhh).. I'm glad there's no God up there, coz if there was, he would be very angry at these musicians ripping others samples. I've never ripped one! I prefer ripping entire modules by others instead, I just change the credits, and then everybody believes I've made it! A great way to make music really!.
	
	
		RAW:
		People have always wondered why don't you reply to any of them?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		I hate people who wonder at things.
	
	
		RAW:
		What do you think about other musicians in the Amiga scene? If I give you a few names from the charts, and you tell you're opinion about them, ok?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Jester / Sanity:
A bounching Jester. No technic. No sense of style. Bad handwriting. Propably ugly. Got stupid audience. He really sucks. He is number one on The Eurochart since all the people who voted for Dino Dini for the best coder, voted for Jester for musicians just because he was number one on the previous issue, and how he first got there, was probably because he had too much spare money.

Spaceman (Nuke):
Getting better when getting older. Got the technic. Got some style, but it's a kind of elastic rubber style. Dry synth sound doesn't turn me on. But I guess that's hot in between planets, in space.

Moby / Sanity:
Corturska hurts. But I guess it was an old one. But a shame it won the competition at The Party II. Some later tunes from him I have heard... His got some brilliant samples, but somewhat can't use them properly You can't play an electric guitar solo on one guitarlick sample. Well, you can but you shouldn't. People who cannot use the technology properly shouldn't use it at all. It sounds worse than my little brothers music.

Audiomonster / Melon:
Got some ear for making rough samples which sounds better than they are, but I could do it better. (Hi Raphael. You have not received the CD by Finnish ski-jumper Matti Nykanen which I sent you few months ago, have you? Send me your address and I'll send you another copy).

Mr. Man / Andromeda:
A jerk with a lots of gizmos (equipment, that is). But he surely haven't read the manuals, or then he is just a jerk. His music sucks. He sucks. His handle sucks. Fuck Mr.Man. Fuck Andromeda. Fuck you, too. (And we give a big fuck in Heatbeat's opinions, don't we Mr.Man?, TRX :=)

Bruno / SCUP:
Same that for Audiomonster, but I haven't sent Bruno any CD. Nice hair cut whether it does exist anymore. Cool.

Mantronix & Tip / PHA:
Stupid and selfish little computer people. Shouldn't have boasted so much about the tunes on Crystal Symphonies, because they were nothing special at all. I wish they have gone fishing. With no sticks.
	
	
		RAW:
		Well, which musicians do you respect then?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Dizzy, Dean, Groo (If he just hadn't studied so much...), Strobo / Stellar (groove is in the samples, swallow a carrot) Major Tom's c64- alike experiments on amiga...(Notice that they all, except Strobo are in CnCd!).
	
	
		RAW:
		What is your favourite color?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Cool guys Always wear red.
	
	
		RAW:
		Why have you stayed in CnCd instead of joining nice groups like Damones, Anarchy or Melon?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		They suck.
	
	
		RAW:
		Do you drink, piss or smoke?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		I drink smoke. I am a nazi. Fuck World-healers. No, I don't drink nor smoke. I am a jesus-killer. I prefer to heal islands. Airplanes fly in my head. I'm an englishman in moon. I exercise in space. Space floats all ower the plasma. That's why she is a member. I don't have a ghost writer. Cool! who?
	
	
		RAW:
		What is love?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		"Baby don't hurt me" (Haddaway) "Love is not sex" (Captain Hollywood Project) A way to pretend when people want to have anal-sex. Cool wares. hot stuff. "Love is for poetry" (black jesus) "Poetry is for quick fuck" (Persereika). Love is a computer freak trying his girlfriends tits and saying 'cool wares', and putting his finger into girls underpants and saying 'hotstuff' (someone should draw a comic from this). Fuck love not war! Love is beautiful.
	
	
		RAW:
		What do you think of scene?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Hey boys, take control over your computers and sell them. Take the power back. Freedom for the American natives. They are the real scene people. The ones who first killed an elephant with a camel. Horses usually die from hunger. Natives from thirst.
	
	
		RAW:
		Do you listen to the music?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		No, I smell it.
	
	
		RAW:
		What kind of music do you listen to?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Opera. Everything apart from Meat Olaf.
	
	
		RAW:
		How often do you manually simulate sexual intercourse?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Once in a hour whenever it's possible. If I was a female, I would use vaginal-balls all the time to keep the stuff wet. Cool. Indian penis-belt rules. I've got three (wearing two of them all the time, simultaneously).
	
	
		RAW:
		Sexual orientation?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Bi.
	
	
		RAW:
		I'm out of questions, any last words?
	
	
		Heatbeat:
		Hey Eurochart Editors, replace those gallery photos of little boys with some hardcore porno, freaks will like it better. At least Laxity will. He's got more than 20 Mb of dirty pictures on his HD Fuckings to everybody. Fuck you. Fuck off. Greetings to everyone I love.
	

Note: Heatbeat wrote his address here, but since he wrote "no reply", I guess he don't take swapping that serious and I will therefore not include it :=(

You have probably notised the bad language in Heatbeat's interview, but I could impossible exclude all "fuck" and "suck", because then there would be nothing left to read.

RAW:	Tell us who you are?
Heatbeat:	What a question, you should tell me who I am. I'm the Jesus himself, Heatbeat of Carillon & Cyberiad, institute of newsreporters who can't read properly. I am 17,5 years old, and not insane. I am a male. I don't like sausages and I have 2 eyes. I'm married to Michael Jackson. Fender Stratocaster was designed by me.
RAW:	Are you somekind of crazy person?
Heatbeat:	Don't know, but the best modulename ever must be "Mod.Olenhan Outo" ("I am weird am I" or "am I weird?" for short) by Dizzy / CnCd (the module itself sucks).
RAW:	Could you describe your self for the readers?
Heatbeat:	I'm somekind of crazy person. I am too short and at least for yet this fucking winter (winters suck in Finland), still a few kilobytes too heavy (65 kb). I have a color in my eyes. No hair on the other side. (fuck that avant-garde hairdresser) 4 blond hair (is it?) Cool specs. Always wearing a neat smalljacket, black but getting grey, and silk boxers with fancy sukkanauhas. hmm... I'm planning to make a living for next 50 years by delivering the local newspaper. I hate dogs. I'm Always asleep. Cool dudes are never awake! Sleeping pills rule.
RAW:	Were and how do you live at the moment?
Heatbeat:	With my parents and siblings yet for the next six months, as the king of the household. I have conquered five of the six rooms here in this house, rest of the family are living in the kitchen (And cooking for me).
RAW:	Were are you planning to move after that?
Heatbeat:	To cheap rent flat box in Finland, preferrably in Kajaani, since Kajaani rules like mules.
RAW:	Tell me about scene-career?
Heatbeat:	Bit box boys rules! Banana (this one was added by my ghostwriter), Sector 4, Byterapers, Pioneer (for a week), Rebels, Carillon, Carillon & Cyberiad - Melon -not!(HAH!) - CnCd, but really, all the music under the name Heatbeat has been made by six slaves of mine (niggers) (hi Mark!).
RAW:	What about your relationship to computers and scene nowdays.
Heatbeat:	What is a computer?
RAW:	Tell us something about your group CnCd?
Heatbeat:	I don't know, you should ask them (Madonna)... But really CnCd posse are julguppes (Santanists ((C) TMM)) and pros with anything related to whatsoever. We have created and developed Elmania, Stardust and Real 3D v2.0 (Yehh, and I've made LightWave PAL, TRX). We are the noble rulers of the world, we are ruling the fucking modem-scene on all computers in all parts of the world, even no-one of us have a modem. (Well that's not true, i've got 3). CnCd is shortcut from Carillon & Cyberiad research institute of Finland's governments financial Support arse organization. Fuck. And we also develop children in test pipes. Fuck cemistry and all stoned cemistrian (Dweezil is one) (and yes, Dweezil is a test pipe child too). 95% of CnCd members have left the church and the rest four percent don't believe in any fucking Gods anyway, and then there's one percent of notorious plasma. But so what we rule anyways (well, atleast I do). Vote us or we vote for you (or for the Elisabeth Rehn). We have a plenty of members all around. Only one outside Finland (the notorious plasma (hi Mark!)). For the complete list of members, send $100 (plus stamped addressed envelope) to my P.O. box).
RAW:	What could be a good question?
Heatbeat:	I don't know.
RAW:	As being one of the most ripped musician, what is your opinion about ripping samples?
Heatbeat:	Who needs to rip samples? Even if you don't have a synth (I've never had one), great samples can be found everywhere, on your fathers LP collection and CD's from local library. Or get a microphone and start signing and producing silly sounds. No matter what the sound source is, a lot can be done by processing it in the digital form (well here's an area all of you are really LAME, hah!). I can process a fart of mine in to a post modern intergalactic snare sound with 60 seconds of shimmering reverb, all with some simple assembly code. But really I don't care when people rip my samples, that only shows they can't create better themselves (it sounds such like a clishhhh).. I'm glad there's no God up there, coz if there was, he would be very angry at these musicians ripping others samples. I've never ripped one! I prefer ripping entire modules by others instead, I just change the credits, and then everybody believes I've made it! A great way to make music really!.
RAW:	People have always wondered why don't you reply to any of them?
Heatbeat:	I hate people who wonder at things.
RAW:	What do you think about other musicians in the Amiga scene? If I give you a few names from the charts, and you tell you're opinion about them, ok?
Heatbeat:	Jester / Sanity: A bounching Jester. No technic. No sense of style. Bad handwriting. Propably ugly. Got stupid audience. He really sucks. He is number one on The Eurochart since all the people who voted for Dino Dini for the best coder, voted for Jester for musicians just because he was number one on the previous issue, and how he first got there, was probably because he had too much spare money. Spaceman (Nuke): Getting better when getting older. Got the technic. Got some style, but it's a kind of elastic rubber style. Dry synth sound doesn't turn me on. But I guess that's hot in between planets, in space. Moby / Sanity: Corturska hurts. But I guess it was an old one. But a shame it won the competition at The Party II. Some later tunes from him I have heard... His got some brilliant samples, but somewhat can't use them properly You can't play an electric guitar solo on one guitarlick sample. Well, you can but you shouldn't. People who cannot use the technology properly shouldn't use it at all. It sounds worse than my little brothers music. Audiomonster / Melon: Got some ear for making rough samples which sounds better than they are, but I could do it better. (Hi Raphael. You have not received the CD by Finnish ski-jumper Matti Nykanen which I sent you few months ago, have you? Send me your address and I'll send you another copy). Mr. Man / Andromeda: A jerk with a lots of gizmos (equipment, that is). But he surely haven't read the manuals, or then he is just a jerk. His music sucks. He sucks. His handle sucks. Fuck Mr.Man. Fuck Andromeda. Fuck you, too. (And we give a big fuck in Heatbeat's opinions, don't we Mr.Man?, TRX :=) Bruno / SCUP: Same that for Audiomonster, but I haven't sent Bruno any CD. Nice hair cut whether it does exist anymore. Cool. Mantronix & Tip / PHA: Stupid and selfish little computer people. Shouldn't have boasted so much about the tunes on Crystal Symphonies, because they were nothing special at all. I wish they have gone fishing. With no sticks.
RAW:	Well, which musicians do you respect then?
Heatbeat:	Dizzy, Dean, Groo (If he just hadn't studied so much...), Strobo / Stellar (groove is in the samples, swallow a carrot) Major Tom's c64- alike experiments on amiga...(Notice that they all, except Strobo are in CnCd!).
RAW:	What is your favourite color?
Heatbeat:	Cool guys Always wear red.
RAW:	Why have you stayed in CnCd instead of joining nice groups like Damones, Anarchy or Melon?
Heatbeat:	They suck.
RAW:	Do you drink, piss or smoke?
Heatbeat:	I drink smoke. I am a nazi. Fuck World-healers. No, I don't drink nor smoke. I am a jesus-killer. I prefer to heal islands. Airplanes fly in my head. I'm an englishman in moon. I exercise in space. Space floats all ower the plasma. That's why she is a member. I don't have a ghost writer. Cool! who?
RAW:	What is love?
Heatbeat:	"Baby don't hurt me" (Haddaway) "Love is not sex" (Captain Hollywood Project) A way to pretend when people want to have anal-sex. Cool wares. hot stuff. "Love is for poetry" (black jesus) "Poetry is for quick fuck" (Persereika). Love is a computer freak trying his girlfriends tits and saying 'cool wares', and putting his finger into girls underpants and saying 'hotstuff' (someone should draw a comic from this). Fuck love not war! Love is beautiful.
RAW:	What do you think of scene?
Heatbeat:	Hey boys, take control over your computers and sell them. Take the power back. Freedom for the American natives. They are the real scene people. The ones who first killed an elephant with a camel. Horses usually die from hunger. Natives from thirst.
RAW:	Do you listen to the music?
Heatbeat:	No, I smell it.
RAW:	What kind of music do you listen to?
Heatbeat:	Opera. Everything apart from Meat Olaf.
RAW:	How often do you manually simulate sexual intercourse?
Heatbeat:	Once in a hour whenever it's possible. If I was a female, I would use vaginal-balls all the time to keep the stuff wet. Cool. Indian penis-belt rules. I've got three (wearing two of them all the time, simultaneously).
RAW:	Sexual orientation?
Heatbeat:	Bi.
RAW:	I'm out of questions, any last words?
Heatbeat:	Hey Eurochart Editors, replace those gallery photos of little boys with some hardcore porno, freaks will like it better. At least Laxity will. He's got more than 20 Mb of dirty pictures on his HD Fuckings to everybody. Fuck you. Fuck off. Greetings to everyone I love.