HI SHITHEAD! DIRECT IS VERY PROUD TO PRESENT: ))THE INTRODUCTION(( (C) 1989/90 BY DIRECT! ... THIS IS THE OFFICIAL INTRODUCTION DEMO FROM US... RIGHT BUTTON FOR INFO ... IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED AT THE UPFRONT-DOMINATORS-TRILOGY PARTY, BUT AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, MY HARDDRIVE CRASHED! AND KILLED THE DEMO.... NOW ARISED FROM THE DEAD, WE DID IT AGAIN AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DIG IT!!! ... ZENIX SPITTING OUT THE CREDITS: CODE: ZENIX ... LOGO: DEFEAT ... OTHER GFX: PROTON AND DEFEAT ... MUSIC: TIME ... YEP, NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE A VERY RARE AND VERY SPECIAL PERSON. THE THING I AM TALKING ABOUT IS OUR OWN COOL MEMBER.... MASK!!! HELLO, THERE! DONE! SEE YOU LATER! I JUST POPPED UP, SO I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT THE FUCK'S BEEN WRITTEN IN THE SCROLLY... ANYWAY, LET'S FUCK OFF ONE OF THE GREATEST LAMERS IN THE UNIVERSE... WHO IS IT? CAN YOU GUESS? WELL, IT CAN BE EATEN.... IT CAN BE KILLED.... (ZENIX SEZ IT TASTE LIKE SHIT!) AND IT IS (DA DA)..... THE GREAT FUCKHEAD.... - THE BURGER - IF YOU EVER MEET THIS LITTLE CREEP, PLEASE KILL HIM. BUT WATCH OUT! IF HE STARTS TO ASK YOU ANY QUESTIONS, HE'LL KILL YOU WITH BOREDOM! TO GET A BIT PERSONAL HERE (WHO? ME?), I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THE LITTLE MOLE: ANDERS (THAT'S HIS REAL NAME, ISN'T IT EXTREMELY UGLY? EH?), YOU'RE A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS FOR WHOEVER IS DUMB ENOUGH TO PRETEND TO LIKE YOU. YOU HAVE GOT NO BRAINS FOR COMPUTING WHATSOEVER AND IS JUST A LITTLE FUCKING UPPERCLASS IDIOT, WHO THINKS HE CAN DO ANYTHING. HOPE YOU GOT IT.... WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? STAY TUNED, STAY DRUNK, STAY AMIGA!!!! THANKS TO YOU, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LOVE HIM VERY MUCH. WE ALL DO!!! AND THE NEXT PERSON TO POP UP IS ONE OF OUR COOLEST GRAPHIX-WIZZES... PROTON : WAIT! .. SHIT HE IS IN NORWAY AT THE MOMENT.... WELL LET DEFEAT WRITE HIS TEXT..... YEP, HERE I AM!! THIS IS DEFEAT WRITING MY PART OF THE TEXT TO THIS WONDERFUL DEMO. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I AM SITTING ALONE AND WRITING MY SCROLL-TEXT. SO TODAY I CAN TAKE ME ALL THE TIME I NEED, TO THINK (??) ABOUT WHAT TO WRITE. SO WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ANYWAY?? I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW..... WELL, I COULD TELL YOU SOME VERY BORING AN UNINTERESTING STUFF ABOUT THE SCHOOL, COULDN'T I??? YES I COULD, SO THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.... HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW STUPID AND BRAINLESS TEACHERS CAN BE? I THINK YOU HAVE, BUT YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED MY TEACHERS, AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT YOU HAVEN'T. I AM SURE, THAT THEY ARE THE MOST INHUMAN CREATURES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. EVERY TIME WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE HOLIDAY, THE TEACHERS START TO GIVE US A FUCKING LOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO. ESPECIALLY THINGS LIKE BIG PROJECTS, ESSAYS AND THINGS LIKE THAT. AND THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I AM WRITING THIS SCROLL-TEXT ON A WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, BECAUSE FRIDAY I HAVE TO HAND IN AN ENGLLISH ESSAY ABOUT FOOTBALL-HOOLIGANS. THIS SHOULD BE VERY EASY TO WRITE ABOUT, BUT THE SAME FRIDAY I HAVE TO HAND IN SOME MATHEMATIC EXERCISES ASWELL. WELL, THIS WAS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE HARD LIFE IN SCHOOL, HOPE YOU DIDN'T ENJOY IT!!!! AND NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SEND SOME KIND OF A FUCKING TO A GUY FROM MY CLASS CALLED 'AAGE'. YES, I KNOW THAT'S A SILLY NAME, AND MOST PEOPLE (EXCEPT DANES OF COURSE) CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT. I WILL WRITE IT IN DANISH, BUT I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ABOUT THAT... HERE WE GO: HEJ AAGE, DU HAR EN HJERNE SOM EN MAAGE!!!! OG DU VED DET DIN LILLE LAMER..... OG FORRESTEN, HVORDAN GAAR DET MED DIT KAELEDYR (GRISEN)??? JEG HAABER DEN HAR DET GODT!!! WELL, ENOUGH DANSIH BULLSHIT. NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SEND SOME MESSAGES TO SOME GUYS I KNOW. GIZWIZ OF BOUNTY (YO GIZZIE, HERE IS THE DEMO YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, HOPE YOU LIKE IT. BY THE WAY, WHEN IS YOUR 'MINI MEGA DEMO' FINISHED??? SEND IT TO ME WHEN IT IS READY, OK!!!) VECTOR OF PROLOGIC (YOU PROMISSED TO SEND SOME DEMOES, BUT WHERE ARE THEY??? SEND SOME VERY SOON!!!) FIX OF CHEYENS (HOW IS IT GOING WITH YOUR AMIGA DEMOES?? I THINK YOUR AMIGA CODER SHOULD GET HIS FINGER OUT OF THE ARSE, AND START CODING SOME COOL SHIT. IT WAS A SHAME THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ANY POINTS IN THE COMPETITION AT THE RANDERS PARTY, BUT IF YOU (READ: AMENOPHIS) HAD SPENT SOME MORE TIME TO GET THE DEMO FINISHED, AND IF YOU HAD HAD A BIT COOLER GRAPHIX IN SOME OF THE PARTS, THEN I AM SURE YOU COULD HAVE SCORED SOME POINTS, AND GOT A FAIR POSITION. IF YOU NEED SOME AMIGA GRAPHIX, THEN JUST GIVE ME A CALL, BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT THE MOMENT. SAY HELLO TO PALLE AND POD FROM ME, OK!! SEE YA SOON). WELL, THIS MUST BE ALL FROM ME FOR NOW, BUT BEFORE I END, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, THAT IF YOU ARE A COOL CODER, A COOL MUSICIAN OR A COOL SWAPPER, THEN CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY, 'COZ WE REALLY NEED YOU. REMEMBER, WE ARE ONLY 5 MEMBERS AT THE PRESENT MOMENT. AT LAST THE GREETINGS, BUT ANYWAY WHO CARE ABOUT THEM???? JOHN DOESN'T EITHER!!! JOHN, THE KEYBOARD IS YOURS..... HI! SORRY FOR NOT SENDING ANYTHING FOR AGES! NOW I'M GOING TO IMPROVE IT. DID YOU NOTICE MY PICTURE, I KNOW THAT I LOOK LIKE I`VE LIVED THE PASSED 2 YEARS UNDER A SOLARIUM. WELL IT ISN`T BECAUSE I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST COLOURED PEOPLE, BUT I ONLY LOOK LIKE THAT DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAZ. TALKING ABOUT RACISM, AS I SAID I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST COLOURED OR BLACK PEOPLE, THE ONLY PERSONS I HATE ARE... MUSLIMS ( I JUST CHECKED IF THERE WERE ANY OF THEM IN THE ROOM ) WELL I BETTER STOP NOW, SEE YA' AND NOW THE VERY, VERY, VERY SAD WORD ... GOODBYE !!!! SEE YOU SOONER OR LATER IN ANOTHER DEMO.
