SMOSH AND FIIZI STRIKES AGAIN! HEPP HOPP, OF COURSE IT IS MOSH AND TEEZE AND NO ONE ELSE!!! WHHOOOM... WE ARE SITTING HERE AT TEEZE'S PLACE BOOZING! TEEZE IS DRINKING VODKA AND MOSH WHISKEY! LATER ON TOMORROW FLEXY AND SKYWISE WILL JOIN OUR 'FYLLEFEST'! FUCK ALL LAMERS! RUBBER BÅJ ON THE PHONE SAYS... 'I FUCKED SAMANTHA FÅX OCH VILL GE KNULLNINGAR TILL ALLA LEJMERS PÅ ÅLAND ISLANDS!' ... TEEZE SAYS... 'HEY MR.BIG AND JUDGE DROKK. GO AND BUY A SWEDISH.ENGLISH DICTIONARY!' MOSH SAYS 'HEJ ALLA BRITTER, HOPPAS NI FÖRSTÅR DETTA LILLA UTLÄGG, ERA JÄVLA ICKE SVENSKTALANDE DRÄGG!!! ' HO HO HO...ONLY KIDDING... VOUS COMPRENEZ FRANCAIS?? VOICI MON PREMIER SCROLLTEXT EN FRANCAIS!!! JE SUIS FUCKING PROUD! TEEZE NE COMPRENDS PAS FRANCAIS, PARCE QU'IL EST UN GROS FUCKING SKITSTÖVEL! ZUT ALORS JÄVLA KRUPP I NÄSAN ... TJO SAN ... THIS IS MOSH TYPING SOME SHIT TO MY INTRO... SINCE I AM TIRED OF ALL FRACTALES, FRUCTALES, KEFTALES, COCKTALES AND DICKTALES I HAVE INVENTED MY VERY OWN COLOR CYCLE DIARRHEA FOR YOU TO PUKE AT. THESE TALES ARE CALLED FERRYTALES, AND CONSISTS OF TEXT PLUS FREEZED VECTORS WITH CYCLING STENCIL IN 28 COLORS. OK... ENOUGH SHIT FOR NOW. HEY TEEZE, LET'S BOOZE A BIT MORE! OK, NO TIME FOR COMPUTING NOW ... 'SKÅL FÖR ALKOHOL OCH ANARKI!' ... WE'RE GOING TO THE CINEMA NOW ... SEE YA LATER... ...17 HOURS LATER...YO! JUST WOKE UP AT 3 PM TO MAKE THE FINAL MODIFICATIONS OF THE CODE TO THIS INTRO... OK, I WON'T TYPE MUCH TECHNICAL BULL EXCREMENTS IN THIS SCROLLY, LIKE THE ARROGANT CODERS WHO TYPE SHIT LIKE ' DID YOU KNOW THAT THE COLOR CYCLES ABOVE ARE CALCULATED WITH A COUPLE OF MAGNETIC ATTRACTORS WITH THE FIELD STRENGTH BEING INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO THE DISTANCE OF THE ATTRACTORS, AND THAT THE SQUARE ROOTS ARE CALCULATED IN REALTIME ??? ' . OOOPS, I PROMISED NOT TO HAVE ANY TECHNO STUFF LIKE THAT... ...BUT THAT WAS OF COURSE A LIE! HO HO HO... OF COURSE I HAVE TO BE ARROGANT AND BOAST A BIT, TOO, AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES SO! HOPE YOU CAN STAND IT! SOME OTHER PSEUDO INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THIS INTRO ARE FOR INSTANCE THE DOUBLE BUFFERED SPRITE LIST AND THE FACT THAT THE LOGO TURNS TO MED RES WHEN TWISTING. I TELL YOU THIS BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED A SHIT OF THE BEAUTIFUL HALF SIZE PIXELS I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD TO ACHIEVE ... DC.L 01009200 ... ALRIGHT, THAT WASN'T TOO HARD! ...WELL, SEE YOU LATER THIS EVENING...THERE WILL BE A PARTY SOMEWHERE AND THERE WILL BE LOTS OF BOOZING AND HOPEFULLY FLEXY, TUA, WU LI, TEEZE, SKYWISE, LEXTER, MARVIN, MYSELF AND PERHAPS SOME MORE COOL GUYS WILL BE THERE... ...SNYFT! DET BIDDE INGE PARTAJ! BRIST PÅ LOKAL... OCH MAN VILL JU INTE VARA UTE I KYLAN OCH SUPA... VI BOR JU FAKTISKT I LAPPLAND... MEN VI FÅR VÄL SPARA VÅRA FLASKOR MED KRONVODKA OCH HEMBRÄNT TILL NÄSTA HELG! DÅ JÄVLAR!!! ...IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ANARCHY ..... FORGET IT !!! WE ARE DROWNING IN CONTACTS! FLEXY JOINED ONLY SOME WEEKS AGO AND HE'S ALREADY GOT DISKS UP HIS EARS!!! AAAAHH! ONLY JOKING! WRITE TO TEEZE OR FLEXY FOR COOL, HOT, FAST, SLOW AND PROFESSIONAL SWAPPING ... THAT MEANS NO LAMERS! ... READ THEIR ADDRESSES SOMEWHERE ELSE... WELL, WELL... WE'LL ARRANGE A PARTY IN SWEDEN SOON, SUPPOSE YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO REMIND YOU...IT'LL BE IN NYKÖPING, SWEDEN, DURING THE EASTER HOLIDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, WE'LL HAVE OUR MEGA DEMO READY BY THEN. SO GET YOUR STUFF READY, IF YOU WANT TO RELEASE IT AT THE BIGGEST PARTY EVER IN SWEDEN! AT LEAST WE HOPE SO! BUT THERE'LL BE LOTS OF PEOPLE ANYWAY, 'CAUSE MANY FAMOUS AND COOL GROUPS HAVE PROMISED TO COME! SEE THE PARTY INVITATION FOR MORE INFO! YAWN! I'M A BIT TIRED OF WRITING SCROLLTEXTS NOW...HMMM , LET'S SEE WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT ... OH YES! SOME PERSONAL HIPPIE HIPPIE HANDSHAKES AND HELLOS FROM MYSELF! HEY DAN! WHAT ABOUT THE PREVIEWS? LOST MY ADDRESS??? I WON'T BITE YOU! ANYROAD, SEE YOU IN NYKÖPING! TWISTER! HAVE YOU RECIEVED MY CHRISTMAS GIFT YET ??? HOPE SO! TUA DEN MÄKTANSFULLE... TUBORG RULES!!! POWER PARROT OF LAPPLAND COMMANDO FORCE! PAY ME FOR INTRO CODING!! NOW!! HA HA... PHOTON ELLER PROTEC ELLER PROTON ELLER POSITRON ELLER VAD DU NU KALLAR DIG NU FÖR TIDEN... OM DU KOMMER TILL NYKÖPING FÅR DU SE TILL ATT INTE SMÄLLA AV!!! SÅ TAÄT LUGNT! ZIMS!!! TA UT TUMMEN UR RÖVEN OCH HÄLSA PÅ OSS! FÖRRESTEN, HAR DU NÅGOT NYTT COOLT PROJEKT PÅ GÅNG??? NIBBLER... YO MAN! JÄVLA KGB AGENT...BUGGAR TELESAMTAL...HMMM. INTE BRA... VILKEN VÄG SOM HELST, SÅ SES VI, KANSKE SNARARE ÄN DU TROR... TORULF 'WOLF' BRYNGELSSON OCH KARLSBERG 'DR.SATAN' RANGELBERG ELLER VAD NI NU HETTE... KOMMER NI NÅGON VART MED KODNINGEN??? MARC PANTHER! SAY AFTER ME ... 'TEEZE ÄR EN SKITSTÖVEL', AND IF YOU EVER MEET A NICE SWEDISH GIRL, TRY SAYING 'JAG VILL SLICKA DIN PLASKVÅTA FITTA' TO HER! THE SUCCESS IS GUARANTEED! BRUNO OF ANARCHY!! COOL MUSIC! KEEP IT UP THIS WAY! 'CONTROLLER' IS SIMPLY MEGA COOL AND BRUTAL! HEY, SULKY FELLOW OF VERTIGO. SAW AN OLD DEMO OF YOURS THE OTHER DAY WHICH GOT ME TO WONDER...DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST WRAITH, OR ARE YOU JUST FRIENDS??? SEND ME A POSTCARD OR SOMETHING...ANYWAY, I'VE GOT SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NAME OF YOUR NEXT DEMO ... 'RIDE THE VECTOR', 'VECTOR DAYS REVISITED', 'DISPOSABLE VECTORS', OR PERHAPS 'FILL TO BLACK', 'FILLED UNDER ICE', 'FILLING DEATH' OR 'FOR WHOM THE VECTORS FILLS' ...ANYWAY...METAL RULES!!! AND FINALLY A MESSAGE TO ALTA OF SILENTS ...JAG HAR FÅTT EN NY TELEFON! DEN ÄR I DYNAMIC FRINGE FREE SUPER HI RES HAM MED 48 BITARS FÄRGER OCH HAR REJ TREJSING MED UPP TILL 256 LJUSKÄLLOR I REALTID ...UTAN EXTRA HÅRDVARA!!! SLÅ DET OM DU KAN!!! PHEW...THAT WAS IT! SEE YA IN OUR NEXT PRODUCTION!
