some friends... decided to do something and therefore they did something! now they decided to present a what happens if i marry production of an fff movie now we will terrorize your eyes with the often imitated but never reached the aga titlepicture director of coding zulu animations and xtc picture by fadeone as we wanted more than one credit the aga picture was invented and realized by zulu and deicide or was it deicide and zulu? executive musician darkstar story editors deicide and zulu berlin 1993 oops this is absolutely not germany... correct me if i am wrong but i guess berlin lies in germany. you see i was always good in geography and my former teacher told me that berlin is a part of germany since since since since since aehm yes since a long long time. since 1845 i guess. you have to know that the frg was one of the importants colonial empires and berlin is the last colony which was overrolled by german forces... the leader of our very strong army force was general custer. in the final battle he said where did all this fucking berlins come from. to get more detailed information you can buy our book the rise and the fall of berlin it is twice thick and twice diffcult as the new postcode book from the german bundespost. while we are at it the main food in the battle of berlin were rolf gums. but this is another story which is in the last chapter of our book! the chapter is called: fuenf ist truempf!! oh yes i got the right map right now. so we can go on with this it is worth to vote for production... let us introduce to you... germany aehm forget the last sentence it is not exactly germany but also nice. it is the land of love wine and something i cannot remember... but it was nice too! to say it in one sentence! this is france and not the !wanted! germany. this message flies over to invisible: when we want germany we neither want france nor england! but we will give you one more chance. if the next appearing map is not germany you wont see germany anymore... oh am i dreaming or is it really true! this land looks more or less exactly like germany! some pixels are not correct but this does not matter... oh shit it really matters... somebody forgot to set the berlin pixel! oh i am wrong deicide told me or was it zulu ( oops wait when i am zulu i cannot be deicide but if i am deicide i cannot be zulu! shit i am getting shizo ) that we dont have a silly uninteresting and boring berlin. we have imported a famous berlin imitator from oversea. he had big success in playing several other towns like london and paris! we must mention his biggest success in indy 4 the fate of atlantis. he played atlantis so good that it was impossible for indy to find him. we needed two weeks to find him but we had the solution... one last note: rumours are saying that even mr t. own has his pride. so he refused to play a town which lies in hessen! but now it is time to enjoy mr t. own as the united berlin..... where the hell is this little sucker who is only able to play towns and no characters? cowabonga here i am the best town imitator ever. my name is t. own and i love you all!! you are the best audience i ever had. thank you so much but i have to play loerrach now... aehm exuse me mr t. own we have not told you to play our hometown! even we are able to play loerrach! would you now please move your ass to the location of berlin or we will get a better looking more intelligent and faster town imitator!!! no you cannot do that. there can be only one town imitator!!! you should not accept an imitation. i am the worlds number one... do you know the meaning of the word arrogance? what is arrogance? i only know that i am generations ahead!! and i am the leading force on the town imitating sector to proof this i will play my demanded role... he nice idea to show the hometown of fadeone to the audience ( hi martin! are you surprised? ) but in your contract is written that you should act like berlin and not like munich or loerrach!! okay okay you have won. i would play berlin if i would know the correct location on this low budget map... yes you are right it is lower than low! but i am sure zulu can beam you to the right position... beaming in progress... x=x y=y zulu=zulu e=mc2 if x=x and y=zulu and zulu=x then goto hessen else scan map rotate around 180 degrees change colortable and set berlin... beaming successfully completed... do you know when dreams come true? they come true when mr t. own plays our demanded role! congratulations mr t. own!! you did it! yes i have done it master. but words are not enough i want my wages.... okay here is your money. you have to go now because it is the will of god... finally we can all go to berlin
Do you know why we are going to Berlin? We went to Berlin to celebrate The Marriage 1993! Featuring Mr and Mrs Cueball We like to send our best Regards to you! Beside this, Happy BIRTHDAY Cueball! It seems that you found a wife, which accepts that you are spending more time with your A4000 than with her! Maybe you should have married your Computer? The glorious Gratulants are: zulu / Cryptoburners Deicide / Cryptoburners Fade One / Masque and all other Members of Cryptoburners! And of course Mr. T.Own! Friends for Friends 1993!
Friends for Friends welcome you to the last Part of this Marriage Production! We hope you enjoyed it as much as we do (not don't!) First here are the Credits again: Code: zulu Music: Darkstar Graphics: fadeone AGA GFX: Deicide and zulu All Texts: Deicide and zulu -> B.A.M. <- - The Birthday & Marriage Demo - Working Titles: Enjoy the Text Keep on reading Read or Die
Well now some words about this Demo. We tried to do something ordenary to most of the Demos released these days. Anyway the Main Point of this Production was to thank Cueball for being such a good Friend and to congratulate him. So this is really not a normal Scene Demo. And this is why we finally decided to label it as a Friends For Friends Demo. Anyway we like to know what you thought about this Production. This Demo also shows,that we are in deep need of a Graphician. So send your Reactions to one of the following Addresses.....
For Joining our Team in Germany or any other Legal Reason...... Deicide of Cryptoburners Stefan Wilholm Baslerstr. 156 79539 Loerrach Germany To Contact the Coder of ->BAM<- !! And please NO MAILTRADING !! IMG Postlagernd 79591 Eimeldingen Germany BAM - When Voting Is Not Enough
It has come to our ears that a certain Fun Associtation has decided to include something like a Hidden-Part in this Demo. Friends For Friends will be a satirical Cooperation of crazy, brave, morbid and brain-dead Freaks who believe in the Power of Friendship !!! FFF will not be an ordenary Scene-Group. But the Members of FFF are still in their Normal Groups !!! We decided to found this Asc., because we hope that therefore the Scene becomes a little bit more friendly than it is today and that you recognize that the Scene is a place for Friendship and not for Business. If you want Business join a Software Company. Interested Dudes may write to one of the mentioned Addresses.
Note to PD-Distributors! You are not allowed to gain any profit with selling this Production. Contact the coder for a written agreement!
To answer the question : ? What happens if I marry ? - I get a Production from Friends For Friends !
