| Zine: |
Hi Shark of Scoopex! |
| Shark TM: |
Hello! |
| Zine: |
Could you please tell us the story of Scoopex? |
| Shark TM: |
The story? Okay, once upon a time there was a knight who could not understand why you should not continue after the dissolution of the old guild. He then met with his King and together they came up with a great plan. A new name was important. The knight (aka. Shark TM) had a great idea... Scoopex. The king was pleased too, and both of them gathered their old squires and serfs around them. And if we don't die tomorrow, we'll still be there the day after. |
| Zine: |
How many members does Scoopex currently have? |
| Shark TM: |
Since some serfs suffered from old-age swabians or were deceitful hypocritical murderers, the king banished these unfaithful people. The number of new guilds remains a mystery. Or not. |
| Zine: |
In which countries? |
| Shark TM: |
The king rules in Austria and in Germany, Sweden, Finland, France and England. |
| Zine: |
Have you ever had trouble with the police? |
| Shark TM: |
Some of us have had contact with this species. |
| Zine: |
Scoopex is a very respected group. What are your plans for the future? |
| Shark TM: |
To carry on... |
| Zine: |
Lately you haven't seen a lot of Scoopex cracks, why? |
| Shark TM: |
Without fast modems it wasn't possible. But now we're back on track... |
| Zine: |
What do you think of lamers? |
| Shark TM: |
Not much, Hi Ralf! |
| Zine: |
What do you think of beer? |
| Shark TM: |
It is best to drink. |
| Zine: |
And women? |
| Shark TM: |
Hmmmm... My mum hasn't told me about them yet... Are those small hills? |
| Zine: |
What is the average age in Scoopex? |
| Shark TM: |
Hang on... I'll ask... Approximately 18. |
| Zine: |
What do you think of Atari? |
| Shark TM: |
What do you think of Commodore? Hehe... |
| Zine: |
Which is the best brand of beer? |
| Shark TM: |
I prefer to drink Kapsreiter Landbier (dark). The rest will drink anything. |
| Zine: |
Which is the dumbest and most tedious group, in your opinion? |
| Shark TM: |
Brainstorm... Oh wait, that's you... Then no one. |
| Zine: |
And the stupidest music group? |
| Shark TM: |
I hate Heavy Metal! Rap rules!!! Sorry Jesus... |
| Zine: |
Thank you for the interview. See you! |